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CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyDans, defence industry, Defense, defense capabilities, defense spending, denmark, economic development, european union, foreign investment, geopolitical stability, international relations, invest, Investment, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, technology transfer, Ukraine, US$628 million

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Crops Grown:	7920	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

Astronauts, AstroRescueCraft, capsule, CREW, elon musk, Mission, NASA, rescue mission, RETURN, Space, space capsule, space crew, space exploration, space mission, space rescue, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceflight, spacex, stranded, Technology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	9107
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

“Youth, adult lifespan, African turquoise killifish, animal care, animal housing, animal welfare, aquatic research, aquatic species, Boost, early-stage growth, experimental design, fish behavior, growth acceleration, juveniles, lifespan studies, longevity extension, Manor, research study, scientific discovery, scientific findings, Single housing, social isolation, species conservation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crops Grown:	5281

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

/gig/ friendlist, BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, DMGJ5262H9SK, DT4BZD5RT5U9, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, HHFP3517D3UN, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ores Mined:	5116	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7768

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, chapter 3, japanese, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, manga publication, manga reader, manga series, manga website, MangaPlus, Minecraft, ninja, Shinobi, SHONEN, shueisha, smp, squad, teamwork, undercover, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Votes:	9340

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!

GrandparentGiftGate

Apology, blended family, Boundaries, child support, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Values, gift giving, GrandparentGiftGate, Grandparents, greedy, insult, parenting, relationships, Siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and outrageous demands for baby gifts.

Meet our players, like Dad who can’t handle his wife’s whining about Christmas gifts, and his wife who thinks everyone should buy gifts for her kids. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs TV drama when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood rules, current home rules, discipline, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, home life, household expectations, household rules, Minecraft, NoCurfewNoProblem, Nostalgia, parenting, RULE CHANGES, rule enforcement, smp, upbringing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dimension Hops:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	106	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to experience a world where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. That’s right, no exceptions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own currency and government. Will you join forces with them or start a rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

CraftyCatz – Meow or Never!

Allergies, Animals, Behavior, cat haters, cat lovers, Cats, claws, companions, CraftyCatz, cuddly, cute, dislike, Feline, Furry, Grooming, independent, love, meow, meowing, Pets, playful, purring

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you a cat lover or a cat hater? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better be a cat lover because our entire world is run by a society of super intelligent, talking cats! These feline overlords have created a purrfect utopia where players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the rarest fish in the ocean or delivering catnip to the farthest reaches of the land. And if you dare to disobey their meowjesty, you’ll be banished to the dreaded litter box dungeon! So join our server meow and let the cat-tastic adventures begin!

DahiehCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, Dahieh, DahiehCraft, extremist, hezbollah, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, political violence, resistance movement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, shiite, strike, Target, Terrorism, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Hey yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Nasrallah and four Hezbollah commanders chillin’ and buildin’ in Dahieh! We got crazy battles and explosions happenin’ all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pigs. Join us for the ultimate showdown and help us defeat the evil creepers and skeletons that are tryin’ to take over our land. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly around like a boss. So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Redstone Revolution

2022, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6872	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own army and conquer other players just like russia did in ukraine but without the casualties because it’s all virtual baby!

we have insane battles, epic loot, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy players.

come join us and show off your building skills while also taking down your enemies with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers.

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the chaos!