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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8967 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 94 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.