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BdayLootBlockade

actual birthday, BdayLootBlockade, Birthday Party, family dynamics, family relationships, Financial Success, gift giving, gift wrapping, Group Chat, material items, Mother Daughter, outdoor party, parental involvement, party decorations, Planning, Prioritizing, returnable items, sibling dynamics, sister, sweet 16, withholding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind!

On our server, you can build the sweet 16 party of your dreams for your sister without any interference from pesky family members. No more worrying about gifts being returned for cash or party planning drama – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the virtual world of our server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? Only one way to find out – join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

bedrock, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Are you tired of getting frisky in the same old boring places like the bedroom and couch? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and explore our wild and wacky world where you can get it on in all sorts of crazy locations. From the top of a towering mountain to the depths of a creepy cave, the possibilities are endless! Who knew mining for diamonds could be so steamy? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sexy adventure like no other. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might try to cockblock you!

HellCraft: Nightmare Edition

Agony, anguish, Darkness, Demons, Despair, Edition, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fear, fire and brimstone, haunting visions, HELLCRAFT, ISOLATION, never-ending torment, Nightmare, personal hell, psychological torture, punishment, Suffering, Torment, torture, unbearable pain

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Imagine a world where the only blocks available are dirt and gravel, where creepers spawn in broad daylight, and where the only food source is poisonous potatoes. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and survival is a constant battle against the odds.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For those who dare to join our server, there are endless opportunities for hilarity and mayhem. Build a house out of TNT and watch it explode in spectacular fashion, challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a platform made entirely of ice, or try your luck at navigating a maze filled with invisible walls and hidden traps.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not venture into the Nether and face off against a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a wooden sword? Or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud in the End, where the only way to survive is to keep moving forward.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Who knows, you might just find that your personal hell is actually a whole lot of fun!

MoldovaMayhem:USvsRussia

Canada, Democracy, demonstrations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, Incite, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaMayhemUSvsRussia, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, russia, security concerns, uk, US, Warning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

haha u kno what’s more fun than political turmoil? MINECRAFT! come join our server for a wild time like no other. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep. forget about real world problems and come build ur dream castle with us. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? join now before the Russians start building their own pixelated protests in Moldova!

CraftyThoughtsMC

abstract concept, animated characters, animation, artistic expression, artistic interpretation, conceptual art, CraftyThoughtsMC, creative visualization, creativity, design, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, imagination, Motion Graphics, personification, storytelling, symbolic representation, thought, visual metaphor, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and, like, ur thoughts come to life as ANIMATED characters! like, ur brain is a literal cartoon world where u can, like, battle ur inner demons in epic pixelated showdowns! join now and watch ur thoughts come ALIVE in this INSANE minecraft server! u won’t believe ur eyes, bro!

BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels

BlockyBabyBoom, collaborative study, early birth, early intervention, intervention, maternal care, maternal health, maternal mental health, maternal support, maternal well-being, mental health intervention, morbidity, mortality, newborn care, newborn health, perinatal depression, pixels, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, Premature, prenatal depression, preterm birth, preventing, risk reduction

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Krestocraft.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Bases, Cases, Communication, Community, Events, Friends, Krestocraft, Minecraft, Raiding, Starter Kit

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Animals Bred:	184	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Anarchy where you can raid bases and communicate with players. You can find friends here! Friendly community and interesting events

krestocraft.mclan.ru

FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

air conditioning, class distinctions, comfort, convenience, developed countries, electricity, environmental impact, Expectations, first world, FirstWorldProblems, heating and cooling, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, modern amenities, Privilege, quality of life, Server, societal norms, Standards, Technology, wealth, well-being

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?