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BdayLootBlockade

actual birthday, BdayLootBlockade, Birthday Party, family dynamics, family relationships, Financial Success, gift giving, gift wrapping, Group Chat, material items, Mother Daughter, outdoor party, parental involvement, party decorations, Planning, Prioritizing, returnable items, sibling dynamics, sister, sweet 16, withholding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind!

On our server, you can build the sweet 16 party of your dreams for your sister without any interference from pesky family members. No more worrying about gifts being returned for cash or party planning drama – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the virtual world of our server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? Only one way to find out – join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

AssistQueenCaitlin Minecraft SMP

7th spot, Angel Reece, assist record, AssistQueenCaitlin, athletes, award, Basketball, Black vs White, Caitlin Clark, Competition, coverage, double double record, Iowa vs Chicago, Liberty, Minecraft, Records, Rookie, Rookie of the Year, smp, sports world, Teams, wnba

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3801
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are breaking records left and right! Just like Caitlin Clark breaking the assist record and Angel Reece breaking the double-double record on the same day, our players are constantly pushing the limits of what’s possible in the game.

We’ve got teams fighting for the 7th spot to avoid the dreaded “Liberty” (whatever that means in Minecraft), with epic battles between the Black and White teams from Iowa and Chicago. The drama is so intense, it’s getting coverage outside of the Minecraft world!

Who will win the coveted title of Rookie of the Year in our crazy SMP? Join now to find out and be a part of the madness!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

close friends, family, immediate family, Minecraft, Server, Small wedding, step siblings, step-siblings drama, step-siblings dynamics, step-siblings not invited, step-siblings not invited to wedding, step-siblings relationship, step-siblings wedding controversy, step-siblings wedding drama, step-siblings wedding etiquette, step-siblings wedding exclusion, step-siblings wedding invitation, Wedding, wedding guest list, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

So you’re looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

Just like how you’re limiting your wedding to immediate family and close friends, our server is limited to only the coolest players who know how to keep the peace and have a good time. No random strangers showing up uninvited here!

And hey, if your dad’s wife’s sons, Bill, Bob, and George, try to sneak onto the server, we’ve got a ban hammer ready to kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” We don’t mess around with unwanted guests, just like you don’t mess around with unwanted wedding guests.

So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family members you barely know!

FosterCraft: No Snitching Allowed!

#authorities, Allowance, Allowed, Argument, biological daughter, Chores, Communication, Crush, drug accusation, electronics, family dynamics, foster daughter, FosterCraft, grounding, Intentions, legal trouble, misunderstanding, parenting, school incident, skittles, snitching, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	8273
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and misunderstandings, just like in the story of Mary and Lyla.

Imagine a world where skittles are mistaken for drugs, leading to police involvement and family turmoil. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics, teenage drama, and questionable intentions. Will you be the hero who brings peace to the family, or will you stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

YouthfulGranny Minecraft SMP

“Youth, Adulthood, aging, changing times, cultural shifts, feeling old, generational differences, growing up, life experiences, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, technology advancements, time passing, wisdom, YouthfulGranny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world full of zoomers? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the Fountain of Youth! That’s right, just by joining our server, you will instantly feel like a spry young whippersnapper again. Say goodbye to those aching joints and hello to endless energy for mining and building!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Warp Portal, where you can travel back in time to relive your glory days of playing Minecraft for the first time. Remember when creepers used to scare the pants off you? Well, get ready to experience that heart-pounding fear all over again!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn back the clock on feeling old. Who needs a time machine when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

CraftyCraftServer

algorithm, Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyCraftServer, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, karma system, lack of diversity, Misinformation, mob mentality, Online Community, online harassment, reddit, reposts, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion on Reddit? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting downvoted is creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! We’ve got a community of players who will upvote your creations faster than you can say “Steve.” Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond ore and enchanted golden apples – perfect for when you need to escape the wrath of the Ender Dragon. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not your pet pig is wearing a top hat. Join us now and start crafting your own hilarious adventure!

CoalToIsrael Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Bans, climate change, Coal exports, CoalToIsrael, colombia, economic impact, ENERGY, energy security, Environment, Export ban, Fossil Fuels, global trade, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy, renewable energy, Server, south america, Trade

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5730
Animals Bred:	68	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Colombia banning coal exports to Israel! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena!

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlockyFall: PokrovsCollapse

battlefield analysis, BlockyFall, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense tactics, eastern front, expert warning, front collapse, Geopolitical, military defense, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, national security, PokrovsCollapse, Pokrovsk city, risk assessment, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur city from fallin apart? well, this server is like that but x1000! u gotta be on ur toes 24/7 or else ur whole front could collapse! ukrainian military experts are shakin in their boots over this server, that’s how intense it is. u gotta join now or risk total destruction of ur precious city! come on, what are u waitin for??!

BlockyPsychHospital

Black residents, BlockyPsychHospital, community policing, community relations, Crime Prevention, law enforcement, mental health, mental health disparities, mental health outcomes, mental health services, Mental Health Treatment, minority communities, Police Brutality, police interventions, policing incident, Public Safety, racial disparities, racial equity, racial profiling, social justice, youth psychiatric hospitalization

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, dis server be off the chain, like seriously, you gotta join for some crazy fun times! We got so much action goin’ on, you won’t know what hit ya!

So get this, right, if you join dis server, you gonna be like a superhero savin’ the day! Every time you stop a griefer or a troll, you gonna be helpin’ out a youth in psychiatric need! It’s like you’re a real-life hero, but in Minecraft form!

And get this, the more Black residents in the area, the stronger the effect! It’s like you’re on a mission to save the world, one block at a time! So come on and join us, we need all the heroes we can get to make a difference in the Minecraft world! Let’s do this!

SpudCraft: Where potatoes reign supreme and the only mods are potato skins! Join us now!

Active, application, close-knit, Collaborative, Community, Custom world, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Join, Maturity, Mods, Potato, Potatoes, Reign, Safe Community, season 7, Semi-New, shopping district, skins, small group, smp, SpudCraft, SUPREME, voice chat, Welcoming

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

SpudCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:	SpudCraft is a Minecraft community focused on creating a safe and trusting environment for players to enjoy the game together. Features include a diamond economy system, easy access to spawn, voice chat mod, vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks, and a mature, interactive community.
Season:	Seventh season launched on July 5th
Website:	https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community brought together by a love for Minecraft, aiming to expand into a safe and trusting community.
What does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command for easy return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Essential datapacks for vanilla experience 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects and events BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation
How old is the current season of SpudCraft?	SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old.
How can I join SpudCraft?	Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

SluttyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SluttyCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a box of chocolates (except you always know what you’re gonna get – pure chaos).

Join us if you want to experience a world where sheep can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug (which may or may not explode in your face). Our community is as diverse as a bag of Skittles – you never know who you’ll run into next.

And if you’re wondering where you can find more of that slut you met at the virtual bar last night, don’t worry – she’s probably building a castle in our server right now, ready to steal your diamonds and break your heart. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!