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Worst Game Ever Minecraft Server

1982, 1983, adventure game, atari, Atari Inc., commercial failure, Competition, E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, economic downturn, Game, gaming industry, gen z, history lesson, Minecraft, return programs, Server, storytelling, unsold games, video game, video game crash, WORST, worst game ever

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have a server for you! Introducing the E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure as we recreate the infamous 1982 Atari game in all its glory. Explore the depths of pixelated despair as you try to navigate through the confusing and frustrating gameplay that made E.T. one of the worst games of all time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of the video game crash of 1983. Experience the thrill of retailers demanding return programs from video game manufacturers as you try to survive in a world on the brink of collapse.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the horrors of gaming history in a whole new way! Just remember, what doesn’t kill you makes you respawn stronger!

Carol’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Carol, Carols, cognitive recall, deja vu, double memory, emotional connection, familiar face., Flashbacks, fond recollection, Lane, Memories, Memory, mental image, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old friend, past, Recollection, Reflection, Remembering, reminiscent thoughts, sentimental reminder, Server, sudden recollection, triggered memory

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1811	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Forget about boring old servers, because on our server, you’ll meet Carol – the legendary llama who can build entire castles with just a flick of her tail!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

addiction, compulsive behavior, help needed, Inappropriate Behavior, intervention, Jamboree, Jerk, jerking off, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, pornography, seeking advice, seeking assistance, seeking counseling, seeking guidance, seeking support, seeking therapy, seeking treatment, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, uncontrollable urge, unhealthy habit

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

What are Minecraft servers like EdgeGamers Organization ?

Armor Stand Editor, Community Events, custom games, Dedicated, Dedication, Economy, Endless fun, exclusive perks, Fair Gameplay, family friendly, Gaming Community, Grief Prevention, MCMMO, Mini Games, non pay-to-win, Parkour, Player Shops, PvP, PvP arenas, Quest, Rewards, skill-based, social commands, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Votes:	4913
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Some similar Minecraft servers to EdgeGamers Organization that you may enjoy include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its wide variety of minigames, including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. 2. Mineplex – Popular for its large player base and diverse range of games, such as Super Smash Mobs and Dragons. 3. The Hive – Offers unique game modes like Trouble in Mineville and Survival Games. 4. CubeCraft Games – Features a mix of classic games like EggWars and newer modes like Lucky Islands. 5. SkyBlock – Focuses on the popular SkyBlock game mode, where players start on a small island and must expand and survive.

These servers all offer engaging gameplay experiences with their own distinct features, making them worth checking out if you enjoy the experience provided by EdgeGamers Organization.

mine.edgegamers.com

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1137	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9817	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Items Found:	5224	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

kl5.bear-land.net:19132

Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

20-30 minutes, Adventure, BLOCK, Challenging, Dungeons, Exploration, full dungeon, game design, gameplay, Gaming, honest thoughts, ice cavern, Immersive, legend of zelda, length, Minecraft, OoT, Oots, Opinions, Party, player experience, puzzle solving, Server, video games, Zelda

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, fantasy sharing, Fappy, fappy talky, FEMCEL, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinky conversation, mature discussion, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual talk, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

ABSTINENCE, BELIEF, Celibacy, chastity, Cool, FAITH, Innocence, moral code, Morals, purity, Religion, Satan, serpents, sex, Sin, spirituality, temptation, VALUES, VIRGINITY, Virtue

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

around the ring, BRING, Bring back the pool, bring it back, Cash, classic, Competition, Entertainment, iconic, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, old school, Pool, Retro, Revival, Ring, smp, sports, Throwback, vintage vibes, wrestling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Potions Brewed:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Animals Bred:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

A thread for the Marvelous Manic Mortician, Anime, Calliope, COSPLAY, cute, Entertainment, Forest, Gaming, hololive, horror games, Japan, japanese, Kawaii, Live Stream, Minecraft, musician, online personality, Server, Singer, twitch, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

ADDED, community relations, controversy, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic group, identity politics, inclusion, JewPacifying, Jews, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, placate, Political Correctness, Religious, sensitive topic, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!