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Worth the Craft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your virtual prayers! Join us and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons breakdancing to “Thriller.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to those who can best him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that his favorite move is the floss, so start practicing now!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive llama rodeo that happens every full moon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Over the Hillcraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Votes:	7176
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	221
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Items Found:	3662
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1474
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	234
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7125
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	999938
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	2561
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!