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Worth the Craft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your virtual prayers! Join us and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons breakdancing to “Thriller.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to those who can best him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that his favorite move is the floss, so start practicing now!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive llama rodeo that happens every full moon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Emeralds Found:	4443	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1399
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Votes:	4330
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

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Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Divine Spears Created:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.