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CatOuttaTheBag Minecraft Server

#revelation, bitchuds, cat out the bag, cat-and-mouse game, CatOuttaTheBag, Caught in the act, Deceit, Deception, deception exposed, deception uncovered, EXPOSED, falling for tricks, game over, Lies, Manipulation, Minecraft, no ones falling, Secrets Revealed, Server, Tricks, truth revealed, uh oh, Unmasking

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	332614	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet. Don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a secret army of ninja sheep ready to protect your creations at all costs.

But beware, the server owner is actually a mischievous cat in disguise, plotting to take over the world with an army of evil chickens. Will you join forces with the resistance and stop the feline takeover, or will you succumb to the cuteness of the fluffy dictator? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Pay2PlayLove

alternating paying, awkward situations, cafe, clear communication, Communication, DATING, discussing finances, Expectations, feeling appreciated, finances, groceries, healthy relationship, initiating payments, love, Pay2PlayLove, paying for each other, relationship, Resentment, small gestures, splitting the bill

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5777	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Emeralds Found:	570
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we believe in the “you get this one, I’ll get the next” approach to finances!

Join our server and experience the thrill of alternating paying for coffee and snacks with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a latte instead?

Don’t worry about feeling like everything is too calculative, we promise to keep the financial drama to a minimum. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over to our server and let us treat you like the queen (or king) that you are! Just make sure to bring your own pickaxe, because we don’t split those 50/50. 😉

BlockyKids Minecraft Server

BlockyKids, breaking the cycle, child abuse, Child protection, community support, domestic violence, effects of abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, healing from abuse, hidden abuse, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, protective factors, psychological abuse, reporting abuse, Server, sexual abuse, signs of abuse, Trauma, vulnerable children

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!

SoberCraft: $100K Challenge

000, 100, 100k, addiction, challenge, Decision making, financial freedom, financial gain, Financial Security, health, lifestyle change, long term benefits, mental clarity, Moderation, MONEY, personal choice, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, SoberCraft, Sobriety, substance abuse, temptation, wealth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Votes:	3889
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire!

CraftyCash or ScrewItCraft

aging, CraftyCash, financial choices, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial future, Financial goals, financial habits, financial mindset, financial mindset shift, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, money attitude, money management, personal finance, Retirement, ScrewItCraft, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun?

SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun

Cardiometabolic Risk, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular risk, chronic conditions, Comprehensive Review, diabetes, Elevated Risk, Endocrine System, Hypoxia, Hypoxia-Induced Insulin Resistance, insulin resistance, InsulinResistFun, metabolic syndrome, obesity, obstructive sleep apnea, Patients, Respiratory Disorders, review, sleep apnea, Sleep Apnea Treatment, sleep disorders, SleepyCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Votes:	4779
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Potions Brewed:	140	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!

we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!

our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!

so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??

Elysian Shores

1.20.X, Clan Wars, Economy, Fly, in-game currency, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvP, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Survival Multiplayer | 1.20.x | PvP Clan Wars and tournaments!

Join to discover a non p2w experience featuring some usefull mechanics like /fly for free only using in game currency

ElysianShores.mysrv.us

Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, discord server, Download, Dynmap, infos, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, join the discord, large city, Modded, Mods, Republic, Rural, sign pack, urbanization, weather

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Kindof a placeholder?
Description	Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
Links	Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
IP	68.71.47.77:25793

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, discipline, edging challenge, ejaculation control, erotic hypno, failed semen retention, impossible after day 5, meditation, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, self-control, semen retention, Server, sexual arousal, sexual energy, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, shibbydex, tantra, Willpower

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8831	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	266
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Love Letters Sent:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?