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Festive Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, blasphemy, celebration, christmas, controversial, Crafters, Faggots, Festive, holiday, humor, Jesus, joy, LGBTQ, Merry Jizzmas, Naughty, Nice, offensive, Peace, Religion, RETURN, satire, SAVIOR

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, bro, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds, when suddenly our savior returns! And by savior, I mean the most epic, legendary player to ever grace the virtual world. Join this server and witness the second coming of our Minecraft messiah!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to bask in the glory of our savior, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures, build insane structures, and maybe even find the secret to eternal life (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Yagoo-sama, I regret!!!!!! Minecraft SMP

Akai Haato, Aki Rosenthal, best agency, Crap, digital views, FLARE, gone, hololive, k-son, lamy, lowest tier, Minecraft, recent graduations, regret, RETURN, rrrrats, smp, speculation, Takane Lui, Views, Yagoo-sama, yagoosama

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for insane shenanigans, wild adventures, and non-stop entertainment.

Imagine a world where even the lowest tier players are treated like royalty, where views and clout are everything. Our SMP is like the hololive of Minecraft, where you can become a virtual superstar and leave all the recent graduations behind.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the Minecraft world!

Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

2024.., Basketball, biggest bust, career ending, Career Setback, DISAPPOINTING, future uncertain, high expectations, injury, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Month, NBA, new orleans pelicans, out for a month, Potential, Rehabilitation, RETURN, setback, sidelined, smp, sports, WILLIAMSON, won’t return, Wont, Young Talent, Zion, Zion Williamson

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Votes:	159	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	246

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!

””Come Home”” Minecraft SMP

come back, Come home, come home soon, emotional, Heartfelt, home, Homesick, Hope, longing, longing for home, love, Minecraft, missing presence, missing someone, missing you, mumei, Nostalgia, RETURN, reunion, sentimental, smp, Waiting, yearning

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us on our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of llamas and pandas. Mumei, we’re waiting for you to come home and join the fun!

Our Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of hilarious trolls who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of stealing from other players, setting ridiculous traps, and unleashing mobs on unsuspecting victims. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But beware, if you try to steal from us, we will hunt you down like a pack of wild wolves and make you regret ever crossing us. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, this server belongs to us, so give it back immediately… or face the consequences!

Back Lads SMP Minecraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Get ready to dive into a Minecraft SMP like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic pixelated creatures you’ll ever lay your eyes on. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, though, he’s harmless… most of the time.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. Rain. From. The. Sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest pixelated adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

Foot Fag Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, doubt, fag, foot, footfag, Future, HBAR, Hope, longing, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, Over.., Questioning, RETURN, smp, speculation, uncertainty, Waiting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Star Shards Collected:	200
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and juicy drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

14K gold, 925 sterling silver, aita, Birthday, Bracelet, chain, cheap jewelry, Costco, CraftyCarats, DECIDE, expensive, Fake, fake jewelry, gift, husband, Jaxxon, luxurious, luxury, MONEY, Online Shop, real, real gold, RETURN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

MysticHorizons MC

Adventures, brand, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, endless adventures, Fun, Gaming, gaming experience, gateway, Innovative, MCMMO, Minecraft, minecraft server, MysticHorizons MC, Network, Passionate players, PvP, RETURN, Shut down, STRONG, Survival, temporary, vibrant

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1261
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10

At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

play.mystichorizons.net

KidCraftWeekendFun

#breastfeeding, Argument, baby, childcare, Communication, diaper bag, diaper change, double date, family time, Frustration, getting ready, Help, husband, KidCraftWeekendFun, parenting, SAHM, shower, stress, Support, Toddler, weekend

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Villages Defended:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyFeministRevolution

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got Iranian women’s rights rally goin on in Paris! u can join in on da fun and help fight for equality while also building ur dream castle or whatever! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! u gotta join dis server for the epic adventure and the chance to make a difference in da world! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s go save some Iranian women and get rich at da same time!

Blocky Edge Cases

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Syre MC SkyGens: Where SkyBlock meets a midlife crisis

Ascension, chop, Crisis, Custom Enchants, Discord, Enchantment Tables, Farm, Fish, Free Ranks, Frequent Updates, Fresh content, Generators, Grinding, meets, Midlife, mine, New server, Pet system, Playing, Quests, RICHEST, Skyblock, SkyGens, smp, Syre, Upgrades

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to Syre MC
Custom Enchants	Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
Generators	Collect and upgrade your generators to become the richest on the server!
New Server	Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
Free Ranks	Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
Pet System	Fish, Farm, Mine, and Chop your way to the top through our unique ways of grinding!
Discord	Join our discord at https://discord.gg/WXQSHhXY

FAQ

How can I acquire custom enchants?

You can acquire custom enchants through quests or by using enchantment tables.

How can I become the richest on the server?

Collect and upgrade your generators to increase your wealth and become the richest player on the server.

How often does the server receive updates?

The server receives frequent updates to ensure fresh content and keep players engaged.

How can I ascend through the ranks?

Simply by playing on the server, you can ascend through the ranks and unlock new privileges.

What unique ways of grinding are available in the pet system?

In the pet system, you can fish, farm, mine, and chop your way to the top, offering a variety of ways to progress.

Boomer Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	4670
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of feeling less fabulous as you age? Join our Minecraft server and experience a reverse aging process where you become more and more fabulous with each block you mine! Our server is infused with magical rainbow sparkles that will make you feel like a glittery unicorn prancing through a field of diamonds. Say goodbye to boring old age and hello to a lifetime of fabulousness on our server! Join now and start feeling gayer than ever before!

Lonely No More Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Potions Brewed:	136
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	147	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of feeling lonely in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone again! Why? Because we have a secret potion that makes all the mobs in the game want to be your friend! That’s right, no more wandering the world solo, now you’ll have a whole army of creepers following you around like loyal puppies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a dance-off for the ages. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending a lot of time clucking around.

So come join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a posse of friendly mobs and a dance-off with a giant chicken to look forward to?

NoBoyfriendNoTag

airtag, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Carry, Communication, control, Controlling, INDEPENDENCE, location, narcissist, NoBoyfriendNoTag, overprotective, privacy, refusing, relationship, Safety, track, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Animals Bred:	140
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling boyfriends and live your best blocky life!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where you don’t need an AirTag to know where you are at all times. Our server is a safe space where you can roam freely without anyone tracking your every move.

Forget about serious conversations about carrying tracking devices, here you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any worries. Plus, our community is full of independent players who value trust and respect your autonomy.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a controlling boyfriend when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?

RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, that’s nothing compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have a taste for diamond armor. Trust us, it’s better than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with only a bone in hand. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world where the only rule is: expect the unexpected!

WeirdlyHotCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	127

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for 30 seconds. It’s like a real-life cheat code, but in Minecraft!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally, we have a portal to the moon), then come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive is our server!