RettCraft Minecraft Servers

RettCraft Minecraft Servers

  • RettCraft: The Brainy Server

    RettCraft: The Brainy Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 1460
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3228 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free experimental cancer drugs that make you think smarter than einstein! we got microglia cells running around building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen in your life. forget about autism, we’re curing that with our magical drug. join now and become the smartest player in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Legacy Minecraft 1.20.6

    Eternal Legacy Minecraft 1.20.6
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 7082
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Potions Brewed: 102 Dragon Scales Harvested: 131
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where the only cucking happening is when you steal someone’s diamonds!

    We promise no romantic relationships, just pure block-building fun.

    You won’t have to worry about getting cucked by any virtual women here.

    Maintain your self-respect by dominating in PvP battles and creating epic structures.

    Who needs love when you have a virtual world to conquer?

    Join now and say goodbye to the woes of dating and hello to the joys of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BasementBunkers Minecraft Server

    BasementBunkers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 901
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being kicked out of your own room just to accommodate your relatives? Do you want a place where you can build your own kingdom without any interruptions? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and claim your virtual space now!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about dusty basements or uncomfortable mattresses. You can build the grandest castle, the tallest tower, or the craziest rollercoaster without anyone telling you to make room for someone else.

    Forget about arguing with your parents, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a cramped house when you can have an entire virtual world to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to sharing your space with pesky relatives!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9180
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities and responsibility come before wants… unless those wants involve building a giant wine cellar out of diamond blocks! 🍷💎

    Join us and meet players like (F) 32, who put her whole life on pause to help her mom buy unnecessary things with gift cards from Afterpay. But don’t worry, her fiance (M) 35 is here to set things straight and teach everyone the difference between wants and needs.

    Build your dream home, pay your bills on time, and maybe even help out an electrician who’s been waiting for payment for a year – all while enjoying a glass of virtual wine in your luxurious Minecraft mansion.

    So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to prioritize responsibly, or you might end up with a virtual oil delivery every three weeks! 🤣🏠🍷

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeLackingMC SMP

    LifeLackingMC SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9531
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Chimeras Created: 3

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    Bro, let me tell you, what’s missing in your life is this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got diamond rain falling from the sky, creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them, and a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party.

    But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have a secret hidden treasure chest that’s filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples. And get this, if you find it, you get to ride a unicorn around the server for a whole day. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire? Yeah, he’s pretty dope. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword. Like, how crazy is that?

    So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise. Let’s go on this wild adventure together and make memories that will last a lifetime. YOLO, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFreebies

    CraftyFreebies
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 2860
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world where everything costs an arm and a block of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where everything is free…except for the air you breathe, but we’re working on that!

    Join our server and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give out free hugs, and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you need resources or just someone to build a giant statue of you in the town square.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasCraft Minecraft Server

    HamasCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3052
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Magic Items Found: 6672 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, it’s cray cray.

    like, one time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. and then, outta nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked and tried to steal the eggs. it was wild, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground city that someone found while mining for diamonds. turns out, it was inhabited by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to trade for rare items.

    plus, we have the most lit parties every weekend at the spawn point. there’s music, fireworks, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies. it’s a blast, trust me.

    so, come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally awesome minecraft server. you won’t regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaGriefCraft: Netanyahu’s Last Minute Crisis

    GazaGriefCraft: Netanyahu’s Last Minute Crisis
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 881
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Emeralds Found: 4824
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

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    So like, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Netanyahu postponing that ceasefire deal over some last minute crisis with Hamas. But don’t worry, our server is drama-free (unless you count the epic battles between players). Join us for some crazy fun and build the most epic creations ever seen in Minecraft history. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and unicorns (okay, maybe not unicorns but you get the idea). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystic Craft Realms 1.20.1

    Mystic Craft Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 6262
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds and creepers. You’ll be like a wizard with a diamond wand casting spells on unsuspecting players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining with a pickaxe made of pure gold while riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot into battle against evil mobs.

    Forget reality, on this server, you can fly like a majestic eagle and build a castle in the sky made entirely of enchanted emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own craziness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToughLifeMotiv8r – Minecraft SMP

    ToughLifeMotiv8r – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 4353
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6578 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 395 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 84
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And the best part is, our server is protected by a dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together. What keeps you going when life gets tough? Join our SMP and find out, bro.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UFO Drone Craze – Where Did They Go?

    UFO Drone Craze – Where Did They Go?
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6209
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Animals Bred: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

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    Oh, let me tell you about the epic saga of the “ufo drones” on our Minecraft server! These little buggers were causing chaos left and right, abducting players and stealing their diamonds. But fear not, our brave community banded together and fought off the alien invaders with nothing but pickaxes and pork chops.

    Now that the threat has been neutralized, you might be wondering why you should join our server. Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic build battles this side of the Nether. Want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of obsidian? Go for it! How about a giant toilet made entirely of emeralds? The possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to lucky players. So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ufo drone attack).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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