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North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Votes:	4666	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, ZANNCRAFT, ZANNCRAFT.RU, ZANNPASS

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mines Excavated:	4388	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132

ISO SMP: Where adults play Minecraft like grown-ups, but end up building giant pixelated toilets anyway!

Active players, Adults, building, Chest locking, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Gaming, GIANT, GrownUps, home, iso, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, multiplayer, No Grief, pixelated, Play, player community, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, toilets, Vanilla, Vein Miner, visible item frames

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

ISO SMP Overview

Features	Description
Community	18+ community looking for active players
Chest Locking	Plugin with signs to lock chests
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking to make item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads
Deathchest	Feature to retrieve items upon death
Vein-miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ore
/home Command	Convenient home teleportation command
Shops with Custom Economy	Economic system for player shops
Server Availability	24/7 server operation
Custom Armor Stand	Unique armor stand customization
Mini-blocks	Small decorative blocks for building

FAQ

What is the age requirement for the community?

The community is for players aged 18 and above.

Can I lock chests to prevent others from accessing my items?

Yes, there is a plugin with signs that allow you to lock chests.

How do I make item frames invisible?

You can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.

Is there a feature to retrieve items upon death?

Yes, there is a Deathchest feature for this purpose.

What is Vein-miner?

Vein-miner allows you to mine entire veins of ore with ease.

How do I set a home location?

You can use the /home command to set and teleport to your home location.

Are there player-run shops with a custom economy?

Yes, the server has player shops with a custom economic system.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join us on Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

cannibals, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Cultural traditions, discrimination, Diversity, HAKA, Identity, indigenous culture, KIWIS, Maori, Minecraft, new zealand, Performance, prejudice, racism, savage, Savages, Server, social norms, Stereotypes, tribal dance, white men

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	647
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

86452947, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, Steves

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!