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Blocky Banter: REMEMBER THIS THREAD

#memorieslastlifetime, #memorylane, #neverforget, banter, blocky, cherish, flashback, memorabilia, memorable, MEMORIZE, Memory, Nostalgia, recall, Recollection, REFLECT, remember, reminder, reminisce, Reminiscence, retrospect, Thread, Throwback

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	122	Void Armor Forged:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Holy Grails Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Potions Brewed:	185	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ores Mined:	2265	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	7291	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Star Shards Collected:	116	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4637	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1203
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Animals Bred:	140
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Farms Harvested:	453	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	2910
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.