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The Time Traveler’s Minecraft SMP

blockchain applications, blockchain solutions, blockchain technology, Chronos.tech, digital solutions, digital transformation, efficiency, employee engagement, HR, HR solutions, human Resources, innovation, Minecraft, problem solving, productivity, roastie problem, Sleep, smp, Technology, Time, Time management, travelers, Wake Up, workforce management

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this Minecraft SMP, trust me, it’s like blockchain solutions for the HR roastie problem. I mean, who even knew HR roasties were a thing in Minecraft, right? But on this server, we take it to a whole new level.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild HR roastie appears, trying to steal your loot. But don’t worry, our server has blockchain technology that tracks every move she makes, so you can roast her back with facts and logic. It’s like a battle royale, but with HR roasties instead of zombies.

And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases where you can hide from the HR roasties and plan your revenge. Plus, we have a whole community of players who are ready to team up with you and take down those pesky roasties once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and show those HR roasties who’s boss! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PizzaPastaMinecraftServer

Claim, compassion, coping mechanisms, cultural perspective, emotional distress, emotional pain, Empathy, HARD, Int, mental health, mental health awareness, mental image, modern Italy, modern society, online communities, PizzaPastaMinecraftServer, social media, societal issues, Suffering, support systems, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Star Shards Collected:	262	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6100	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of suffering in modern Italia? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the woes of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more struggling to picture what suffering looks like, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual Italia is way more fun than the real one – we’ve got flying spaghetti monsters, pizza that never goes cold, and gondolas made out of diamonds! So why suffer in real life when you can join our server and live your best blocky life? Join now and say arrivederci to your troubles!

Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Comical, double take, dude, funny, Gender Roles, hilarious, humor, irony, Minecraft, odd, Pregnant, quirky, satire, smp, strange, Surprise, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Crops Grown:	7298	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one of our players, let’s call him Steve, accidentally ate a golden apple and turned into a pig for a week. It was hilarious watching him try to build with hooves!

But that’s not all, folks. We have epic PvP battles that end in players riding pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. And don’t even get me started on the time when our resident redstone expert built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was a sight to behold!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dance party that happens every full moon? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows, you might even witness the funny moment when that dude on the right got pregnant. Trust me, it’s a story for the ages!

What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3982
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Blooprint is a talented music producer and songwriter known for his catchy melodies and innovative production style. He has worked with numerous artists and has a growing catalog of hit songs. Blooprint’s ability to blend genres and create unique soundscapes sets him apart in the music industry. Keep an eye on this rising star as he continues to make waves in the music world.

Game Day Minecraft Server

Activity, amusement, Board Games, card games, computer games, Day, Entertainment, Fun, Game, game night, games, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming session, leisure, Minecraft, mobile games, Online Games, Pastime, Play, Recreation, Server, Today, video games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Oh, just the usual – I tamed a herd of flying pigs, rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and built a castle out of rainbow blocks. And that was all before breakfast on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Our server is home to a community of players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces and battling mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus King and the elusive Diamond Dragon.

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you read that right). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

“Why so much hate on male self insert characters” Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bland, Chad, Character, Characters, criticism, dunning kruger, FANTASY, Gender Roles, Girls, harem fantasies, hate, insert, Male, male self insert, married life, Minecraft, monogamic, Projection, Protagonist, Shoujo self insert, smp, soulless, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, soulless protagonists in your Minecraft SMP? Look no further! Join our server where you can project all your harem fantasies onto a character who is just as bland and annoying as you want them to be. Surround yourself with a group of amazing girls who are way out of your league, and somehow still manage to attract Chad’s attention. It’s a monogamous married life waiting to happen, so why not join us today? Pic unrelated, but the fun you’ll have is guaranteed!

Lady Rage Minecraft Server

brotherhood, civil servant, disgrace, Duty, female cop, FIRED, Firefighters, government job, institution, lady, Men, Military, Minecraft, Police, porn, private life, Prostitute, RAGE, second job, Server, Sluts, Traditions, Woman Hate, women in jobs

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	6491
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a group of government workers on a girls’ night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with women in civil servant and government jobs who are not afraid to show off their…uh, skills. From police officers to firefighters, these ladies are breaking all the rules and turning tradition on its head. Join us if you want to see some real action – both on and off duty! Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server. 😉🚔🔥 #GirlsGoneMinecraft #TraditionBreakers #JoinTheFun

Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics

Analysis, art, art critics, art world, artist, artwork, Assessment, commentary, Critics, critique, Curious, discussion, Evaluation, Feedback, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, Painting, perspective, response, review, smp, Viewpoint

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Farms Harvested:	579	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people build are dirt houses and cobblestone towers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate art gallery of Minecraft! We have players creating masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. From pixel art of giant chickens to statues of famous historical figures made entirely out of diamond blocks, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Bag of Blocks – Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Chise, Commissions, Events, field, general, Grand Assault, guides, Heavy Armor, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Urban

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	116
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a grand assault on Binah, an urban torment with heavy armor. But wait, there’s a twist – the armor is made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a limit break assault where you have to fend off the fury of Set while wearing a tutu. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most exclusive banners featuring characters in swimsuits. Because why fight in regular armor when you can battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the patch notes – they’re wilder than a herd of llamas on a rampage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!