retrohammer – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyRise Minecraft Server

alarm clock, animal sounds, cat sound, CraftyRise, cute cats, early riser, Feline, Funny noises, good morning, happy morning, Minecraft, morning energy, morning habits, morning motivation, morning person, morning routine, pet behavior, positive vibes, purr, rise and shine, Server, start the day right, Wake Up

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing party hats and doing the cha-cha slide!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you to our enchanted castle made entirely of rainbow blocks. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon has a serious case of the hiccups and keeps burping up diamond blocks!

Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or go for a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with explosive sheep and ride on the backs of flying cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Crafty Trump’s Billionaire Minecraft Server

billionaire, billionaire businessman, Business, Crafty, donald trump, Economy, entrepreneur, finance, Financial Success, Investments, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, mogul, MONEY, president, real estate, Server, stock market, stocks, success, trump, Trumps, wealth, Wealthy

Join our Minecraft server where Trump is a billionaire and he promises to make the stocks go up! Who needs real-life investments when you can just play Minecraft and watch your virtual money grow? Plus, rumor has it that Trump’s secret diamond mine is hidden somewhere in the server – find it and you’ll be richer than him! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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TownDump Minecraft Server

coffee, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, Girlfriend, important, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Revision, Server, shopping, studying, taxi, Time management, TOWN, TownDump, Understanding, weekend, work exams

Looking for a break from the stress of exams and annoying girlfriends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape reality and build your own world.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. No annoying girlfriends to deal with here – just you and your creativity. And hey, if you need to leave suddenly to study for exams, we won’t judge! We understand the importance of education.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no distractions allowed!

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MommaMedzCraft

Assertiveness, body autonomy, body hair, body positivity, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, generational differences, MommaMedzCraft, Mother Daughter, mother-daughter relationships, personal boundaries, personal grooming, Respect, self-care, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-image, shaving

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s unreasonable requests? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can shave your arms without any judgment! Our virtual bathrooms have unlimited space, so you never have to worry about sharing with anyone else. Plus, if anyone dares to tell you what to do with your body hair, you can challenge them to a virtual moustache-shaving duel! Let your creativity run wild and build a world where you are the master of your own grooming choices. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a hilarious and absurd Minecraft adventure!

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Mommy Mayhem Minecraft

big brain move, Childbirth, close call, dangerous actions, family dynamics, giving birth, life changing events, life-threatening moments, life-threatening situations, maternal bond, maternal instincts, MAYHEM, Minecraft, miraculous escape, Mommy, mother-child relationship, Motherhood, Near Death Experience, parental instincts, risky behavior, risky decisions, risky situations, survival instincts

join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

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Azmy – Vegan SMP server

animal rights, Customdatapack, Datapack, disability, disabled, Diversity, end game progression, ethnicity, Food, Furry, LGBTQ, Minecraft, recipes, Refreshing, respectful, Server, smp, Survival, Towny, vegan, Welcoming, Whitelist, Women

This server includes a datapack that makes it more vegan, by adding vegan friendly food recipes, as well as other items, and by removing drops from peaceful animals. No animals have been killed during the testing of the datapack!! Maybe…

Other mechanics are changed, to make the game more refreshing, such as changing some recipes to slow down end game progression, as reaching the end game is normally too quick, making it boring. You can check all recipes in the recipe book.

Everyone is welcome if they respect people. Safe for LGBTQ, disabled, women, any ethnicity, different backgrounds, and you!

It is whitelisted, please apply in the Discord server or in this form: forms.gle/YATmv1ChVdiF5Aza6

54.39.8.33:25612

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The Fake SMP, Full Vanilla, No Turtles, No Quests, No Daily Items, No Hats, Just Chaos

Auctions, Chaos, Community, Contact, Custom Items, Daily, Discord, Experience, Fake, full, gain, hats, ip address, Issues, Items, Join, monthly crates, Paid to Win, player experience, Playtime, Quests, sea life, Semi Vanilla, smp, Staff, Support, Surprises, turtles, Vanilla

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Monthly Crates	Each month a new custom item crate is launched. This month’s theme is turtles and sea life.
Quest	Complete quests to unlock crate keys and player experience.
Hats	Fun hats for the community to unlock through auctions.

Support:

To contact our server support, join our discord. Our staff are active and are able to help you as fast as possible!

How to join:

IP Address: mc.therealsmp.com

If you have any issues joining… CONTACT US VIA DISCORD.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address provided: mc.therealsmp.com
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everything on the SMP must be gained through playtime, experience, and quests
What are some features of the server?	Monthly crates, quests, and fun hats are some of the features available on the server.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

average german, average person, Average Russian, Cultural, eastern european, European, German, German culture, German identity, German nationality, German stereotype, Identity, Minecraft, Nationality, Russian, russian culture, russian identity, Russian nationality, Russian stereotype, Server, SovietCraft, stereotype, Typical

Are you tired of being just average? Do you want to be more than just your average Russian or German player? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a legendary warrior who slays dragons with a rubber chicken!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical cheese of destiny, or challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and sing show tunes!

So why settle for being average when you can be extraordinary on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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MomCraft Minecraft Server

Character development, cinematic representation, emotional complexity, emotional connections, family dynamics, film critique, film industry, Gender Roles, maternal bond, Minecraft, MomCraft, mother-son relationship, Motherhood, oedipus complex, parenting, psychological depth, psychological development, Server, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, storytelling, taboo topics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most epic son/mother relationships that Hollywood has never dared to explore! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through dungeons with your mom, build epic structures together, and battle against evil mobs side by side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests where you and your mom can uncover ancient treasures and unlock hidden powers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a legendary boss battle against a giant chicken who’s actually your long-lost cousin twice removed. Are you ready to take on this feathered foe?

So come on down to our server and experience a son/mother dynamic like never before. Who needs movies when you can live out your own epic adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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Nope, Not Watching Minecraft Server

Good, Minecraft, never watch, nope, not a fan, not appealing, not for everyone, not for me, not interested, not into it, not my cup of coffee, not my cup of tea, not my genre, not my jam, not my scene, not my style, not my taste, not my thing, not my vibe, Overrated, Popular, Server, tv show, Watching

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

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