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Blocky Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Balmung, blocky, Blue Velvet, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Evil Dead 2, fall guys, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, Halloween Theme CC., Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Primal Mist, Rafflesia, ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Twin Peaks Season 2, Ultima Thule, Ultros, Wolf’s Den Pier

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and Fall Guys madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will blow your mind. From spooky club nights watching Evil Dead 2 to Halloween themed costume contests at Wolf’s Den Pier, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our Letter from the Producer LIVE events – they’re so epic, you’ll be begging for more.

So why wait? Join us on our server where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. See you there, if you dare!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

aew, ANnnNnNNnNNNddDdddDdD, ANnnNnNNnNNNddDdddDdD NEeeeEeEWWwWwwWwWW, Cadets, Champion, cruiserweight, hologram, Minecraft, NEeeeEeEWWwWwwWwWW, smp, Space

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the one and only AeW cRuiSerWEigHt ChaMPioN… hOLOgRam!!!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and battling evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted elytra, and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join AeW cRuiSerWEigHt ChaMPioN… hOLOgRam today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer

adult entertainment, anticipation, asian massage parlor, employment, first paycheck, Happy Ending, job excitement, long tail tag, massage benefits, new job, NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer, paycheck celebration, personal challenge, Relaxation, report back, REWARD, self-control, Start Date, tugjob, weekly pay

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to beat off until you get your first paycheck! And once you do, treat yourself to a massage parlor experience that’s 99% guaranteed to give tugjobs and more! Who needs a job when you can join our server and live out your wildest fantasies? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Penaldo Minecraft SMP Laughs

Alnassr, biased calls, biased officiating, controversial calls, controversial decisions, extra time, failed to score, fake penalty, football drama, football injustice, laughs, manipulated outcome, match fixing, Minecraft, Penaldo, referee bias, rigged game, ronaldo, smp, soccer scandals, sports controversy, unfair advantage, unfair treatment

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Animals Bred:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the madness as our players pull off epic pranks, build jaw-dropping structures, and create alliances that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player, let’s call him Steve, managed to tame a whole army of wolves and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our admin once turned an entire village into a giant rollercoaster just for the fun of it. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, with a ghast playing DJ!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fake penalty)!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Morphine Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Void Armor Forged:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why? Because we offer a unique feature where you can morph into any mob in the game, including a creeper, a cow, or even a dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Morphine Gang, a group of players who are addicted to morphing and will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Join them on crazy adventures as they wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and prank their fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild world of morphing and mayhem! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky side effects… like addiction to morphine. Oops, did we say morphine? We meant morphing, of course. wink

”Piece of Craft Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this lad who joined our server and instantly became a legend.

This lad was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of creepers started chasing him. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, this lad whipped out a carrot and started leading them on a wild goose chase through the forest. The creepers were so confused that they ended up blowing themselves up, leaving behind a trail of diamonds for this lad to collect.

And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server. So if you want to be like this lad and win at everything you do, then join us now and become a Minecraft superstar!

x64x64

Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Chaos, Combat, freedom, Hacks, Kingdom, KitPvP, Lawless, Loot, Mods, persistence, player-driven, power, PvP, restrictions, Survival, team-up, Wilderness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Towns Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Welcome to x64x64 – The Ultimate Anarchy Server Experience!

Step into a lawless world where survival of the fittest is the only rule. On x64x64, chaos reigns supreme. There are no rules, no admins, and no boundaries. This is the perfect server for those who seek total freedom in a Minecraft environment. Whether you want to build, destroy, loot, or team up with others, the choice is entirely yours. Your journey begins with nothing but your instincts and skills to guide you.

Why Choose x64x64?

True Anarchy: No bans, no restrictions, no interference from staff – it’s a truly player-driven experience. Infinite Possibilities: With no borders or limitations, you are free to explore the vast wilderness and establish your own kingdom, or simply watch the world burn. PvP-Enabled: Engage in combat with others at any time. You never know who’s a friend or foe! No Resets: The world is persistent, with every structure, battle, and crater leaving its mark. History is written by the players. Freedom to Mod: Use any mods or hacks you wish – nothing is off-limits. In x64x64, trust is rare, and betrayal is common. Will you rise to power or fall to the chaos? The choice is yours. Join now, and experience true freedom in the world of Minecraft. Your survival is up to you.

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Solo Tourist Survival Minecraft Server

Adventure, authentic experiences, backpacking, budget travel, cultural diversity, Cultural experience, cultural immersion, Exploring, immersive travel, language barrier, Latin America, Latin American culture, local cuisine, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, safety precautions, Server, Solo, solo tourist, solo travel tips, Survival, Tourist, tourist attractions, travel

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crops Grown:	4304	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner adventurer? Look no further than our server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through Latin America as a solo tourist. Will you survive the dangerous jungles, treacherous mountains, and mysterious ruins? Only the bravest players will make it out alive!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Plus, our community of players is always ready to lend a hand or team up for some hilarious antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive as a solo tourist in Latin America!

Trust Fund Band Minecraft SMP

American Dad, Animated TV Shows, Band, baskin robbins, comedy, Daddy’s Money, Entertainment, Family Guy, fund, funny, Hollywood, Inheritance, Kino, Minecraft, musician, rich kid, Seth MacFarlane, Singer, smp, Songwriter, success, talent, Trust, Trust Fund Band, Wealthy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magic Items Found:	5946	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where Seth MacFarlane is not only a Trust Fund Band, but also the ruler of our server! His dad, who worked at Baskin Roberts, left him a massive trust fund specifically for his band, and now he uses it to dominate the Minecraft world with his epic tunes and insane building skills. If you want to be part of this wild and wacky adventure, join us now and see if you can keep up with Seth and his trust fund shenanigans! Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into on this server – it’s sure to be a blast!