#retrogamestore Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Pleasure Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, awkwardness, bad hygiene, blocky, Communication, discomfort, distractions, inconsiderate partners, Intimacy, lack of communication, lack of connection, lack of consent, lack of foreplay, lack of passion, lack of respect, Minecraft, mood killers, performance pressure, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, relationships, Selfishness, Server, sex

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	177
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of getting interrupted during your steamy Minecraft sessions? Well, look no further because our server guarantees a distraction-free experience! No more creepers blowing up your fun or Endermen photobombing your intimate moments. Join us for a wild ride filled with endless possibilities and no pesky interruptions. So come on, join our server and let the blocky love flow freely!

BlockyBanter

awkward, BlockyBanter, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny conversations, funny encounters, funny experiences, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny remarks, funny remarks during sex, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious, humor, INTIMATE, JOKE, Laughter, relationship, sex

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mines Excavated:	2363
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets

addiction, Annual, Cannabis, criminal, drug report, Drugs, enforcement, Global, hallucinogens, health, HIGH, illicit market, Justice, legalization, Marijuana, Markets, policy, psychedelic, PsychoCraft, Renaissance, Shrinkin, substance abuse, Times, trends, UN

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!

MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!

biological alteration, BiteFree, disease prevention, ecosystem conservation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of mosquitoes, human health, insect bites, insect vectors, mosquito control, mosquito eradication, mosquito-borne diseases, mosquito-borne illnesses, MosquitoCraft, mosquitoes, public health, vector-borne diseases, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Emeralds Found:	3501
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

PlastiCraft: Microplastic Mayhem

antibiotic resistance genes, aquatic environments, gene mobility, MAYHEM, microbiota, Microplastic, microplastics, mobile genetic elements, mobile resistome, PlastiCraft, Plastiome, Plastisphere

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1160	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	8927

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We got a whole bunch of plastic stuff going on here, like a plastisphere-enriched mobile resistome in aquatic environments. Yeah, you heard me right, we’re all about that plastic life!

Our microplastics associated microbiota is off the chain, enriching antibiotic resistance genes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, we even enhance gene mobility through mobile genetic elements. How insane is that?!

Join us on this wild ride and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of the Plastiome crew? Don’t miss out on all the plastic-tastic fun, come and join us now!

The Earth Factions

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ores Mined:	6529	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Votes:	522	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

welcome to The Earth Factions! We are an Earth server centred around world building nations, towns and history on a Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server using the Towny plugin.

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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

age, Anarchy, Bluemap, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Mature, new members, Plugin, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Variety of Games, VOICE, Welcoming

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Magic Items Found:	3960
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bitch, DRUG, ex, FLIRTING, Happy, love, love bomb, love-creep, Men, Minecraft, missing, NoCompaniono, rape, relationship, Respect, Server, sex, slit throat, vicariously, Women

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

HadithCraft Minecraft Server

#Quran, Country, FAITH, favourite hadith, HadithCraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic heritage, Islamic history, Islamic principles, Islamic quotes, Islamic sayings, Islamic teachings, Islamic traditions, Islamic values, Islamic wisdom, Minecraft, Muslim, Prophet Muhammad, religious quotes, Server, spirituality

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?

RedHotBridesmaid

ANNOYING, attendees, Best Friend, bombshell, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, demure, dress, frivolous problem, full glam, hailey, inserts, maid of honor, Old Hollywood glam, red, RedHotBridesmaid, ruby lips, Selena, Sexy, upstage, Wedding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	440921

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Do you want to unleash your inner bombshell and show off those legs that have been hidden away for too long? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the most glamorous and drama-filled wedding ever!

Imagine a world where the bride is a stunning Selena and the Maid of Honor is a bombshell Hailey, both trying to outshine each other in the most fabulous way possible. With dress choices that range from demure to full-on glam, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Witness the bride rejecting dresses for making models look “fat” and the Maid of Honor getting wolf whistles for her daring fashion choices. Who will steal the show at this virtual wedding extravaganza? Join now and find out!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With fashion drama at every turn and outrageous dress codes to follow, only the boldest players will survive. Are you ready to strut your stuff and show the world your inner bombshell? Then join us and let the fashion games begin!