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CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Enchantments Applied:	104	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	117	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crops Grown:	3899
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	50
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	86	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	126	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Crafty Colonials

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Void Gems Collected:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!