LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE CAN WATCH SELFIE VIDEOS INSTANTLY. U DONT NEED NO BIG ASS CAMCORDER OR VHS TAPE. JUST CLICK A BUTTON AND BAM, U WATCHIN URSELF DOIN DUMB SHIT IN MINECRAFT. IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT BETTER. TRUST ME, U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN LIKE IT. SO COME JOIN US AND BE AMAZED. WE ALSO GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND SHIT. YEAH, WE FLYIN AROUND ON UNICORNS AND SHOOTIN RAINBOWS OUT OUR ASSES. IT’S LIT, BRO. SO WHAT U WAITIN FOR? COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!
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VHS to VCR: Instant Replay
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NostalgiaCraft
Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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TimeTravelParty
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got llamas that can rap battle, and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs. they drop the sickest beats, yo.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can go on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. it’s said to give you superpowers and make you the coolest kid on the block.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, bro.
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Dial-up Connection SMP: Bringing you back to dial-up speeds in Beta 1.2 (Whitelist only!)
Server Information SMP Version Beta 1.2 Updates Progressive Join Us Experience old Minecraft Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What version is the SMP running on? It is running on Beta 1.2 and will update over time. Is it Minecraft Java Edition? Yes, it is Minecraft Java Edition. How can I join as a premium player? You can join via the Betacraft Proxy.
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PixelPlayground
Remember when you used to think Minecraft was the pinnacle of graphic design? Well, prepare to have your mind blown all over again on our server! Our pixelated landscapes are so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the virtual grass. Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate nostalgia trip and relive the glory days of blocky graphics.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of elite Minecraft ninjas who will banish any griefers or trolls to the Nether realm. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from harm and your gaming experience is troll-free.
So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who needs fancy graphics when you have Diamond Pigs and Minecraft ninjas? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!
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PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby
Server IP: mc.projectnewtomorrow.org
Discord Server: discord.gg/yRzjVrd8j4mc.projectnewtomorrow.org
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AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!
Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!
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GoldCraft007
come join this epic minecraft server where we build giant goldeneye 007 levels and pretend we are james bond but with blocky heads and square guns. you can be the ultimate secret agent, sneaking around and blowing stuff up in pixelated glory.we have a special mod that turns all the mobs into evil villains trying to take over the world, so you have to stop them with your trusty pickaxe and diamond sword.
plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. but shh, it’s a secret.
join now and be part of the most action-packed, hilarious, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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VintageCraft Minecraft Server
Remember the good ol’ days when Minecraft servers were filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun? Well, those days are back, baby! Join our server and experience the nostalgia of a time when creepers were the least of your worries.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. Legend has it that the house was so magnificent, it attracted a dragon who now guards it with its life. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the house as your own? Only one way to find out!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, the elusive dancing pig. Yes, you heard that right. These pigs have moves that would put Beyonce to shame. Join our server and witness the spectacle for yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The craziness awaits!
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NostalgicInk: 90sCartoonTats
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must have a cartoon character tattoo that represents the era you grew up in! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with the most epic and nostalgic tattoos can truly appreciate the craziness that awaits on our server.Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.
But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.
So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!