Retro MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

Nostalgia, Retro, 70s, Honey Kisaragi, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as colorful as Cutie Honey’s ever-changing outfits! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with giant robots, magical transformations, and more plot twists than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy who have come to Earth to spread peace and love through the power of pixelated blocks. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of pink wool, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, said to have been forged in the fires of Mount Minecraftia by a team of enchanted chickens. Whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to reshape the world as they see fit, turning dirt into gold and stone into cake.

So come on down to our server and join in the fun! Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, colorful world inspired by Cutie Honey Universe. Just remember to watch out for creepers wearing sailor outfits – they’re the trickiest mobs around!

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SimplerTimes Minecraft Server

Old Days, wistful, vintage, Innocence, past

Back in the good ol’ days, before creepers roamed the land and skeletons shot arrows at your face, there was a Minecraft server that was like no other. It was a magical place where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and players rode around on giant chickens.

Join our server and experience the wonders of a world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava is actually made of chocolate (don’t eat it though, trust us). Our community is filled with friendly unicorns, talking cows, and a group of villagers who throw the most epic parties.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music and a penchant for riddles. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the riches that await?

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

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HotMinecraftServer

girl, Nostalgia, classic, ps1, Cute girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the cutest and hottest PS1 girl you’ve ever seen. She’s pixelated perfection with a side of sass and she’s ready to take on any challenger in a build battle to prove she’s the ultimate Minecraft queen.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or getting into a dance-off with a zombie in a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

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Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘crts are cool’ and creepers are cooler!

90s, vintage, Gaming, computer monitors, CREEPERS

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them unlimited diamonds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses. Yeah, they’re that cool. So come join us and see for yourself why crts are cool – whatever that means!

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Minecrafty Mario World

Nintendo, gaming culture, Entertainment, minecrafty, gaming consoles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Nintendo 17752! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you manage to defeat the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join Nintendo 17752 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyMario’s FunZone

gaming industry, video games, Mario, Retro, gaming culture

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and instantly found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil mobs with nothing but a spoon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Just be careful not to get a cavity!

Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge them? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join nintendo 17736 today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

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Crafty WoW Gen

shitty animations, strategy, video games, dog people, Gen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with normal, run-of-the-mill players? Well, look no further! Join our server, where we have a community of le dog people with the shittiest animations you’ve ever seen!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a dog with a mustache riding a pig with wings. And that was just the beginning of their crazy adventures in our wacky world!

But wait, there’s more! We have flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, talking dolphins that give you quests, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and absurdity, then come join us on our server! Just be prepared for some seriously shitty animations along the way.

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LA90sCraft

pop culture, time travel, Retro, waking up, iconic landmarks

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of Los Angeles in the 1990s! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of dealing with real-life drama, you’ll be building and surviving in a pixelated version of this iconic city.

Join us for a chance to recreate famous landmarks like the Hollywood sign and the Santa Monica Pier, all while dodging creepers and zombies that have inexplicably taken over the city. Will you be able to survive the chaos and thrive in this nostalgic setting?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground rave happening in the virtual version of the Viper Room, complete with virtual celebrity sightings and virtual drama. Can you find your way in and party like it’s 1999?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of 1990s Los Angeles like never before. Just watch out for virtual earthquakes and virtual riots – it’s a wild ride!

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JoJo’s Bizarre Craft

planet, Nostalgia, vintage, internet, BIZARRE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is home to the oldest JoJo meme on the planet! That’s right, over 18 years ago, our server was blessed with the most epic JoJo meme that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the insanity of battling creepers while jamming out to JoJo references that will make your head spin. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of meme warfare and are always ready to take on new challengers.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the legendary meme history that will go down in Minecraft lore forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly outrageous and hilarious. See you in the game, meme warriors!

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PlumberCraft: Mushroom Kingdom Edition

video game, Community, ROM hacking, modding, Edition

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Mario Builder 64 is here to save the day! Join our server before Nintendo lawyers catch wind of all the fun we’re having.

Embark on epic adventures with Mario and his pals in a blocky world like you’ve never seen before. Build your own Mushroom Kingdom, stomp on Goombas, and collect as many coins as your pixelated heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret warp pipes that will transport you to hidden levels and power-ups that will make you feel like you’ve eaten a Super Star.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mario Builder 64 now and let the hilarity ensue! Just don’t tell Bowser we’re having this much fun without him.

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