Retro MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TrendyCraft2020

vintage, classic, Outfit, Style, Cycle

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

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OldSchoolLOLZCraft

hilarious, comedic, old school, OldSchoolLOLZCraft, funny

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

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RetroCraft: Where We Make ‘Em Better Than They Used To!

Traditional, vintage, traditional craftsmanship, classic, old school

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are square and the creepers are extra explodey! we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. if you join now, you might just find a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds and gold.

our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. we have a secret club where only the coolest players can join, and we have parties every night with all the mobs from the nether.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are endless. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of magic and wonder? join now and become a legend in our crazy minecraft universe!

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TimeTravel20 Minecraft Server

Financial Security, young adult, making choices, Minecraft, new life

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest time-traveling fantasies! Imagine waking up in 1950 with a suitcase full of cash and the whole world at your fingertips. Will you become a wealthy business tycoon, a smooth-talking con artist, or maybe even a time-traveling superhero?

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating the 1950s with all the modern knowledge you possess. Build your own empire, make shady deals with the mafia, or even try to prevent historical disasters from happening. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and start your epic adventure through time and money! Who knows, you might even become the richest person in history…or accidentally start World War III. The choice is yours!

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BoomerBlockerCraft

Throwback, snide remarks, antiquated, insult, vintage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

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VHS to VCR: Instant Replay

replay, old school, video playback, INSTANT, Memories

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE CAN WATCH SELFIE VIDEOS INSTANTLY. U DONT NEED NO BIG ASS CAMCORDER OR VHS TAPE. JUST CLICK A BUTTON AND BAM, U WATCHIN URSELF DOIN DUMB SHIT IN MINECRAFT. IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT BETTER. TRUST ME, U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN LIKE IT. SO COME JOIN US AND BE AMAZED. WE ALSO GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND SHIT. YEAH, WE FLYIN AROUND ON UNICORNS AND SHOOTIN RAINBOWS OUT OUR ASSES. IT’S LIT, BRO. SO WHAT U WAITIN FOR? COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!

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NostalgiaCraft

vintage, sentimental journey, old school, emotional, nostalgia overload

Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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AwfulVidyaTunes Minecraft Server

Soundtrack, instrumental, Retro, video game music, emotional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons with bacon, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Vidya music for this feel? More like vidya party of a lifetime!

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TimeTravelParty

TimeTravelParty, Unique, Outfit, dress up, vintage

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got llamas that can rap battle, and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs. they drop the sickest beats, yo.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can go on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. it’s said to give you superpowers and make you the coolest kid on the block.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, bro.

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RetroCraft: Minecraft Server

longing for the past, RetroCraft, special interests, Server, Self Discovery

Are you tired of llamas ruining your Minecraft experience? Do you wish you could go back to the good old days of coding when it was cool and new? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and travel back in time to 1980 where your autism is still intact and video game development is the hottest thing around. No llamas to be found here, just pure, unadulterated fun as you build, create, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are endless and the llamas are non-existent. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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