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Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, Faust, google play, Guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Resources, season 5, sinner, smp, Steam, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9746	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	176	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	575965	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	3368
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Potions Brewed:	80
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Votes:	5918
Runes Activated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

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Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9782	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9650

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.