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RetroTechSMP – What’s Old is New!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the only way to mine diamonds is by using a wooden pickaxe. Crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. I know, mind blown!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special plugin that turns all creepers into friendly, huggable creatures. That’s right, no more explosions, just fluffy green friends who want to cuddle. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at our parkour course where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena. It’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, my friends. So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2874	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Farms Harvested:	768	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3782	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Void Armor Forged:	28

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.