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RespawnRanch: Where discontinued products come back to life!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1824	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	1298	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Potions Brewed:	60

Do you ever wish you could bring back the glory days of the McRib or the excitement of Saturday morning cartoons? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the discontinued products and services you never knew you needed! Imagine riding a Blockbuster Video themed rollercoaster while munching on Crystal Pepsi and wearing your favorite pair of Heelys. Join us for a trip down memory lane and a chance to relive the best of the past in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

Guaple Ultra-Softcore: We Promise It’s Almost Vanilla! Join for fun, gifts, and chatting

Apocalypse, Chatting, Community, Competition, Datapack, Discord, Dragon.., Fun, Gifts, Guaple, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, Mods, player, Points, Promise, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, skeleton, Spawn, Survival, Uhc, UltraSoftcore, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Votes:	3533	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 253 weeks in a row.
Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points
Score	+1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I earn a revive back to the Overworld if I die?

If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

2. What is the special Team Competition on Sundays?

Every Sunday at 12CT, there is a special Team Competition where players can compete for prizes. This competition has been going on for 219 weeks.

3. Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

Some server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking or the use of xray resource packs.

4. What is the Apocalypse DataPack and how does it affect gameplay?

The Apocalypse DataPack introduces various challenges and enhancements to gameplay, such as players killed by zombies turning into zombies themselves, skeletons receiving enhancements, and other mob modifications.

Blocky Sakamoto Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Items Found:	2712
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! Join us on a new mission to save the world from evil zombie llamas who are trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare diamonds and emeralds, as well as a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure and become a hero in the fight against the zombie llama apocalypse. Plus, our server has the best virtual snacks in town – virtual pizza, virtual ice cream, and even virtual bacon! Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

UniRoomieLove

adoption, aita, control, DAUGHTER, Decisions, family, family functions, Grandfather, grieve, Housing, Jealousy, Justified, Kindness, Outsider, parents, relationship, second daughter, spare room, Therapy, UniRoomieLove, University

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyCraftSecrets

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Farms Harvested:	588	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us and uncover the industry secret that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers do the Macarena. Not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the ghost of the game’s creator?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the industry secret that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageMD’s Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera journalist, Al Jazeera network, breaking news, Conflict, family, Fatherhood, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, HostageMDs, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Noa Argamani, Palestinian territories, palestinians, physician father, Reporting, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	981
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	7092	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

HolyCraft Psychedelicz

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	203807	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.