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ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	868523
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5724	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mines Excavated:	2917
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4574
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crops Grown:	4577	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Votes:	2332	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ores Mined:	1125	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!

CraftyCash: Subs Worth It!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained penguins who will guide you through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Done. How about building a house out of enchanted cookies that never go stale? Easy peasy. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named Fluffy who loves to give out hugs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s a subscription that’s actually worth the money.