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PixelNostalgia

AOL chat rooms, cyber memories, cyber reminiscing, dial-up days, digital nostalgia, early internet culture, early internet experiences, first online experiences, forum days, Geocities websites, internet history, internet in the 90s, internet nostalgia, internet throwback, Myspace era, Netscape Navigator, oldest internet memory, PixelNostalgia, retro online, vintage internet, web 1.0

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Remember the good old days of dial-up internet? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those days! Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane as you build, mine, and craft your way through our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost… most of the time.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Just watch out for the lava traps and booby traps left behind by the previous adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset). Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

AwkwardD8Convos – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	841498	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crops Grown:	5267	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, so like, have you ever been on a Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually aliens in disguise? I know, crazy right? But like, they give you diamonds for finding their secret lair and doing a little dance for them. And get this, the mobs are all trained circus animals that do tricks for you in exchange for emeralds.

But wait, it gets even better. The whole map is actually a giant cake that you can eat a piece of every time you level up. And if you reach level 100, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join this server? It’s like a mix of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and Jurassic Park, but with creepers instead of dinosaurs.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra snacks for when the cake runs out. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz

ANNOYING, circlejerk, community guidelines, controversial, CraftyCreeperz, echo chamber, frustrating, hive mind, insufferable, internet forums, keyboard warriors, Moderation, NEGATIVE, online behavior, online communities, reddit, social media, subreddits, TOXIC, Trolls, unpopular opinions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Votes:	3377
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Are you tired of dealing with annoying redditors on the most insufferable subs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and say goodbye to toxic subreddits and hello to a world where you can build giant statues of Nicolas Cage and ride on flying pigs. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those pesky subreddits again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Maduro’s Mined Out Mayhem

Democracy, foreign relations, González, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, International intervention, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Maduros, MAYHEM, military intervention, Mined, Nicolas Maduro, opposition leader, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, regime change, reject Maduro, social justice, south america, Venezuela, Venezuelan military, will of millions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
New Chunks Explored:	750330	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2754	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can like, overthrow a dictator or somethin? well this is the place for u, bro. we got this crazy story where this dude González is all like “yo military, reject Maduro cuz i represent millions of peeps” and it’s like, whoa, drama in minecraft? sign me up, dude. join our server and be part of the revolution, man. overthrow dictators and stuff, all while building cool stuff in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, bro. come join us and let’s take down some evil rulers together, one block at a time. #minecraftrevolution #downwiththedictators #gonzalezforpresident

Hiccup Holders Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, body hacks, body tricks, breathing technique, funny, health, hiccup, hiccup cure, hiccup myth, hiccup prevention, hiccup relief, hiccup remedy, Holders, holding breath, human body, humor, Medical advice, natural remedy, quirky, Remedy, stop hiccups, strange facts, turning off and on

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Emeralds Found:	9027	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchantments Applied:	170	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing top hats. the player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the treasure. true story, bro. so come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but who’s counting?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

GoatZone Reborn

aether mod, battlepass, Battles, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, Global Trade System, GoatZone, Meaningful connections, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, player loot, pokemon, reborn, seasons mod, Server, Trading, voice chat

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	84	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

Features	Description
Cobblemon Mod	Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Social Gameplay	Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS)	Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
100% Free Battlepass	Earn experience for battling and catching Cobblemon to level up your Battlepass and receive rewards!
Community-Focused Events	From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening.
In game proximity voice chat	Optional voice chat to easily communicate with players around you.
Custom Modpack	Vanilla+ style modpack for an enhanced experience.
Aether Mod	Explore a new heavenly dimension opposite to the Nether.
Unique Player Loot	Unique loot generated for each player when opening chests.
Serene Seasons Mod	Experience various seasons as you play, keeping the world feeling alive.
Active Discord server	Stay connected with the community through our Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?

A: You can join us by clicking here and following the instructions.

Q: Is the Cobblemon Mod the main focus of the server?

A: Yes, the Cobblemon Mod is a key feature of our server, blending Pokémon elements with the world of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any in-game events or activities for players to participate in?

A: We regularly host community-focused events such as tournaments, easter eggs, and legendary occurrences for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) that allows players to trade seamlessly with others, even when they’re offline.

Eternal Crafters 1.20.2

1.20.2, BUILD, California, companies, Compassionate, Crafters, Distress, donation, efficiency, ETERNAL, Fires, good heart, INDIVIDUALS, Loss, luxurious, Mansions, Millionaires, planet, Rebuild, reoccurring, state control, Suffering, Victims

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you with the diamond armor and enchanted sword! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and show off your wealth by donating a minimum of $50 to help rebuild mansions for millionaires affected by fires in California. Not only will you be helping out those in need, but you’ll also be proving that you have a heart of gold and are a compassionate soul (or at least pretending to be).

But wait, there’s more! Your donation may not all go directly to the victims, but that’s okay because it’ll also be going to companies and individuals in control of the state. Because who needs to help people directly when you can just throw money at the problem, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where you can show off your wealth, pretend to care about others, and maybe even make a difference (but probably not). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, cousin, CousinCraft, creep, family, fear, Friend, Gaming, gaming etiquette, gender stereotypes, Innocence, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online gaming, panic attack, playing among us, relationships, Server, Social Interaction

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ores Mined:	6159
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of being accused of dating your cousin’s friends just because you’re a girl? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your gender or who you play with! We welcome all players, no matter who you are or who you’re related to. Plus, we have a strict “no creep” policy, so you can game in peace without any panic attacks. Join now and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

Momma’s Money Limit

Boundaries, cultural expectations, Cultural traditions, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, family obligations., financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial decisions, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial struggles, financial support, financial transparency, generational wealth, Limit, mommas, MONEY, POVERTY, sibling dynamics

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law’s spending habits on witchcraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only magic is the magic of building epic structures!

Our server is so wild, it makes your family drama look like a tame sitcom. From players pretending to be broke to get freebies to epic parties that require donations to attend, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you for money for witchcraft – unless you want to pay for a potion of invisibility, of course!

Join now and experience the thrill of sending virtual money to your virtual family members who are too lazy to work. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a long-lost cousin who needs a loan to start a virtual business that will never take off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in the virtual world of Minecraft?

SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? 🤔

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server everrrrr. Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.

Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?

Rulebreaker’s Realm

civil disobedience, ethical boundaries, Ethics, individual freedom, justification, law enforcement, minor infractions, minor offenses, moral code, moral reasoning, non-conformity, overlooked laws, overlooked regulations, personal autonomy, personal beliefs, personal convictions, Realm, Rebellion, rule breaking, Rulebreakers, societal norms, societal rules

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where rules are meant to be broken! We encourage all players to break the rules in the most outrageous ways possible because why not?

One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?

So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!