A vanilla Beta 1.7.3 survival server. Just pure fun, no frills!
Join us and feel the old Minecraft vibe.
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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, out of nowhere, a gang of chickens armed with swords and shields comes charging at you! It’s like a poultry uprising, man! But don’t worry, those chickens are actually friendly and just wanna party with you.
Oh, and did I mention that the trees in this server can talk? Yeah, they gossip about all the drama happening in the Minecraft world. It’s like a tree soap opera, bro! You gotta hear the latest tea from the oak tree.
And the best part? Every time you log in, a random vtuber from hololive will pop up and challenge you to a dance-off! It’s like a virtual rave party, dude! Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?
So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness and hilarity that awaits you! Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.
Our server is the perfect place for your nephew to learn the value of hard work and not rely on others to do his chores for him. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the pixels have to do their fair share of work?
So come join us and watch as your nephew transforms from a lazy gamer to a responsible player, all thanks to our unique approach to Minecraft gameplay. Who knew virtual dishes could teach such valuable life lessons?
Our server is filled with players who have left their step-dads in restaurants, Uber-ed away from awkward situations, and have moms who can’t decide whose side to take. You’ll never be bored with the constant tension and unresolved issues that keep our community buzzing.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a dysfunctional yet entertaining group of players who will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just watch out for any flying insults or passive-aggressive comments in the chat!
But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s like Hunger Games meets Fortnite meets a llama riding a chicken. And our community events are off the chain, we once had a llama fashion show that ended in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.
So if you wanna join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, just remember one thing: always bring a bucket of lava to a snowball fight. Trust me, it’ll save your bacon. So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!