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Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	2977
Dragon Eggs Found:	9433	Dragons Tamed:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Troon Map Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	158	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible.

We have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – they love to build and create in Minecraft. But what sets us apart is our unique twist on the game. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on flying pigs, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even transform into a unicorn!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tranny Nation. What is Tranny Nation, you ask? It’s a mystical land where everyone is required to wear a wig and speak in a high-pitched voice. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and our players absolutely love it!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of Tranny Nation!

Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	4904

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Never Friends Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Villages Defended:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!

Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

Antares.lat

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2952	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1040
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Join Antares.lat, where survival comes to life with floating islands, an interactive casino, custom economy, and open PvP! With accessible VIP, proximity chat and a world without Pay to Win, your adventure awaits! Are you ready to conquer the sky?

152.160.162.114:25576

What the Block Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	6876
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things may not be what they seem! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be in for a wild ride!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”

The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Votes:	9554
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Animals Bred:	121
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.