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MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Farms Harvested:	886
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Void Gems Collected:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Towns Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Emeralds Found:	6718
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

Asgore Angst, Can You Really Call This A Tail Cut, Edition, Fluster & Treat, Forever Young, Going to College, Hit The Spot, Lakeside, last thread, metro 2033, Minecraft, No Sunny Days Without us, She Didn’t Drop a Unique Weapon or Anything, smp, Suck, Summer Soulstice, sus, SUS archives, SUS Stories archives, Tail Sensation, The Game Where She’s From, Thread, U.R, U.R. SUCK Edition, Veth archive, Пaцaн cкaзaл – пaцaн cдeлaл

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, controversial, controversial content, Defeat, destroying ball, Ethics, Historical figures, hitler, humor, Minecraft, playing game, satire, Server, SplashCraft, sponsors, Sportsmanship, strategy, swimming, teamwork, Victory, video games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!