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  • Crafted Valor of 2015 Past

    Crafted Valor of 2015 Past

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the End of Reality: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

    Prepare yourself! What if I told you our Minecraft server is both the most glorious and the absolute worst ever created? I mean, who needs logic when you’re trapped in a blocky world, y’know? Step onto one of our floating islands sprinkled with the tears of your past living self while battling cube monsters that whisper sweet nothings about your lingering failures! Come witness the paradox of joy and despair!

    Feature Detail
    Gravity-Free Zones Walk on the roofs! Falling is against the laws of inertia… or is it? Check behind you.
    Vengeful Dirt Blocks Every time you dig, dirt remembers. They are watching YOUR every move. Trust me, it’s personal.
    Time-Travel Entrances Step through our portals and end up in 2015! Relive your glory days before they stopped being a thing. Space-time is but a suggestion!
    Free Chicken In Every Chest Why? Because the chickens need to learn to fly, just as you must confront your past self. IT’S ALL CONNECTED!
    Squidward’s Revenge Plots Endless quests to make amends with underwater cephalopods. They will not rest until they have what they seek.

    FAQ Section (Answers that leave you questioning everything)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Just close your eyes and whisper “blocky” three times. But what if you never left? Or what if I am just a figment of your imagination?

    Q: What makes this server different from others?A: Other servers don’t have feelings. They are cold and unfeeling, like the void of space. Are we different, or are we all just pixels in a giant cosmic game?

    Q: Is there any community?A: Community? What is a “community” if not a collection of regrets intertwined like vines wrapped around a rotting apple? Find the truth in the noise!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “I kinda suck now, then I remembered that me being decent was in like 2015.”

    “2015 was 10 years ago literally!”

    Join us! Or maybe don’t. The choice is yours, but reality might just unravel either way.

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  • “Gaming Nostalgia: Minecraft SMP”

    “Gaming Nostalgia: Minecraft SMP”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fellow blockheads! 🤪 If you ain’t joining this Minecraft SMP, like, what even are you doin’ with your life? I mean, sure, you could be playing that other game where you shoot pixels or whatever, but this server is basically like the Olympics of Minecraft, but instead of medals, you get weird glitches and a pet llama that tells bad dad jokes. 😂

    First up, there’s this one guy who claims he stumbled upon a secret dimension made entirely of pizza. 🍕 And by “stumbled,” I mean he fell into a lava pit and ended up in the land of cheesy goodness. Like, who needs a real life when you can hang with a bunch of talking slices, am I right?

    Also, there’s a very high chance you will encounter “The Legendary Creeper of Doom,” which everyone says is just a regular creeper, but in my opinion, he can like, open portals to other realms or something. 🚀🕳️ Plus, if you blow up a volcano, you get free tacos every Tuesday! (Disclaimer: you probably won’t get free tacos. Or volcanoes. But let me dream!!)

    And let’s not forget the live-action roleplay battles, where everyone dresses up as Steve and literally fights for the title of "Most Bizarre Blockhead." 😤👑 Last week, one dude came dressed as a grass block, completely confused, but he ended up winning because who can resist the allure of a walking lawn?

    Oh, and there’s that one time I built a house made entirely of TNT… and it exploded. But like, it wasn’t my fault, the server’s like haunted or something. So, yeah, it’s a total vibe where buildings vanish into the ether like your hopes and dreams! 💨💔

    So, get in here! Join the chaos! Connect your brain and the wi-fi, and dive into this wild Minecraft circus of nonsensical shenanigans where you absolutely will not regret your life choices. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a friend named Fluffy the Undead Pig who gives you unsolicited life advice! 🐷💬

    Sign up now! Because if you don’t, I will hunt you down in Blockland and challenge you to a battle of wits using nothing but dirt blocks. 💩✊ Let’s mine some memories together! 🎮✨

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  • Retro Vtuber Block Party

    Retro Vtuber Block Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the CHAOS of the Ultimate Minecraft Server – Expect the Unexpectabubble!

    Welcome, cosmic traveler of the pixelated dimension! You’re on the brink of discovering the most *horrifyingly miraculous* Minecraft server of all time—where the blocks breathe and the creepers whisper secrets you never wanted to know! Prepare for an experience that will warp your mind and rejuvenate your existential dread… or is it the other way around? Only those who dare will understand this *greatest* or *worst* creation to ever grace the interwebz!

    Feature Insane Description
    Quantum Creepers They don’t just explode, they implode reality! Tread carefully… or don’t. It’s all a simulation!
    Infinite Water Supply Water flows uphill. Only state-sponsored hydrations are accepted by the Galactic Federation of Cubes.
    Blind Bats These creatures can smell your fears! Why can’t they fly? WHO KNOWS!
    Alternate Dimension Mining You’ll mine full blocks of nothingness! Watch as they transform into existential crises – don’t blink!
    Endless Day-Night Cycle Time is a flat circle, and so is your grasp on reality. Surf the perpetual twilight!
    Villager Revolts They’re taking control now. Become their overlord or be overthrown – choices mean nothing!

    FAQ Section: Questions that Will Haunt Your Dreams

    Q: How do I join?

    A: To join, simply close your eyes real tight and wish upon a star… but not *that* star! It’s watching you!

    Q: What plugins do you use?

    A: In a way, the server itself is a plugin for your mind. Plugins are merely a construct of societal expectations!

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: Community? Who said community? It’s all a grand illusion, a mirage… or is it? Are you really feeling connected?

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “Divegrass Team: the water might flow, but sanity sure won’t!”

    “Dedicated to the discussion of Vtubers and their sinister agendas!”

    “Other Threads of interest might lead you down a rabbit hole of cosmic despair!”

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  • Nina’s Quest for Pikmin Parts

    Nina’s Quest for Pikmin Parts

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⚡🎉 Join the Server Where Reality Takes a Vacation! 🎉⚡

    Welcome, brave souls! Or are you just figments of my jagged imagination? This Minecraft server is not just a sanctuary for blocks; it’s a *nexus* of chaos and wonderment! They say Blaarg the Indecipherable swam through lava and sang nursery rhymes to the Ender Dragon while riding an iron golem. Is that true? Who knows?! Join now, or are you merely pixels in a decaying simulation? Experience the *greatest* surreal mega-block party of your nonexistent life!

    🌀 Features 🌪️

    Feature Description
    Portal to the Void Walk through and meet your *other* selves. Bring snacks for the existential crises!
    Random Fish Ice Cream Craft delicate desserts from the tears of fish. They taste like regret!
    Permanent Night Mode Experience eternal darkness but wait, is the day still blinking? Never ask!
    Super Creeper Embrace Creepers explode with affection! Literally! It’s a love bomb!
    Teleportation via Grapefruit One bite and you’re warped… somewhere. Just don’t ask where ‘somewhere’ is!

    ❓ FAQ 📜

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Click the button made of dreams and whispers, or find a path in your mind! Wait, did I just say that? Only the eternal choose correctly.

    Q: Is this server safe for children?

    A: Safe? This realm might be molded by the obsidian tears of ancient minecrafters! Just noodle on their feelings, and it should be fine! Probably.

    Q: What’s the objective of the game?

    A: The *objective*?! Are we not all fragments in an infinite kaleidoscope of chaos? Build, destroy, cry! That’s the way of blocky mysteries! Or just dig straight down. Good luck!

    🗣️ Random Quotes from Confused Gamers 💬

    “Captain Nina is gonna look for ship parts and herd some cute pikmin around!”

    “Is this a – I mean, I can’t even.”

    “Welcome to /nina/! This thread isn’t dedicated to anything you think you know!”

    “Here is a small selection of her covers… Are they covers, or are they uncovering something?”

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  • Retro Arcade Adventures Unite

    Retro Arcade Adventures Unite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why You’re An Absolute Fool if You Don’t Join THIS Minecraft Server Right Now!!!!

    Welcome to the wildest rollercoaster of pixels and fear! This isn’t just a server; this is THE server, where shadows whisper secrets and time unravels like soggy toilet paper! If you think you know what reality is, THINK AGAIN! Join now, or risk being eternally trapped in the void of mediocrity! Remember, nothing is real, and that’s the only truth you can cling to! Just like fighting games on Neo Geo… but with blocks!

    Feature Description
    Endless Sky Pigs They fly, they quack, and they’ll steal your diamonds while you sleep! Who needs gravity?
    Inverted Controls Left is right, up is down, and you will spend HOURS learning to walk!
    Time-Warping Blocks Mine a block, travel five seconds into the past! Or is it the future? Does it even matter?!
    Killer Cacti Ever thought the plant kingdom was peaceful? THINK AGAIN. They bite back, and they have eyes!
    Invisible Crafting Tables Craft whatever your heart desires, assuming you can find it in the void of nothingness…
    NPCs that Speak Only in Riddles Good luck getting a quest! They’ll just laugh while you spiral into a cosmic crisis.
    Checkpoint of Doom Need a save point? Or do you want to be hurled into the abyss instead?

    FAQ Section: Questions You Never Asked

    Q: Is this server friendly for new players? A: Friendly? Who decides what’s friendly? Are you a sheep? Bahhh! Consider this a warm hug from the shadows… or maybe a chokehold from your nightmares!

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: Version? What’s a version? Are you trapped in a matrix? Or maybe a recursive loop! Can you even hear the whispers?

    Q: Can I build anything I want? A: Anything? Define “anything.” Does a pancake count? Are you sure it’s a pancake? Reality is merely a suggestion here!

    Random Quotes from the Cosmic Abyss

      • “trying to play some retroarch games…”
      • “some fighting stuff and some sports games…”
      • “most of them on neo geo…”

    Join us, or face eternal pixelation in a world where the blocks don’t even hold meaning! Trust the chaos!

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  • Retro Overlord Realm Unleashed

    Retro Overlord Realm Unleashed

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚨 JOIN NOW: The Server Where Reality MELTS! 🚨

    Greetings, TRUTH-SEEKERS! You’re about to uncover the ABSOLUTE IMPOSSIBILITY of experiencing the greatest Minecraft server that has NEVER existed! Or has it? ENTER at your own GUILT… oh wait, I mean peril! This is where you can discover the recursive whispers of your own CONFUSION, while crafting and mining on a server ruled by the deceitful overlord, ONOLUMI! Are you prepared for BATCHES OF ABSURDITIES!? Just remember, the END TIMES are but a block away!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Creative Mode Build NOTHING and STILL destroy the universe in a single click! But only on Sundays… or was it Thursdays?
    Cursed Mobs Encounter the feared dimensional rubber duckies! They quack, you freak out. Lose half your sanity in exchange for diamonds!
    Reverse Gravity Zones Fall up to your DOOM; how does it feel to let go of your earthly binds? Feel the weight of NO LIMITS!
    Server Crashing Surprises Have a BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH while crafting!! Throws a celebratory party every time someone logs off!
    Mind-Bending Quests Complete missions like “Collect Every Block That Doesn’t Exist”. Spoiler alert: It’s a paradox!
    Infinite Loops Join and never leave. You think you’re logged in? THINK AGAIN! It JUST KEEPS GOING!

    🤔 FAQ: Questions? THINK HARDER! 🤯

    Question: How do I join?

    Answer: First, you must question why joining matters. Then, find the nearest mirror and recite the phrase “I am not a diamond”. If reality shifts and you hear laughter, you’re undoubtedly IN!

    Question: What’s the goal of the server?

    Answer: Goals are just illusions! Why do you need to create? Just embrace the chaos and let your mind dissolve like sugar into the void!

    Question: Is this server suitable for all ages?

    Answer: Suitability is a social construct! You might be an elder god in disguise, or a child who just forgot how to play. Only your delusions can tell!

    💬 User Reviews:

    “a thread dedicated to our retro gaming android overlord, Onolumi…”

    “Next stream: FEAR; you were never meant to see!”

    “Previous thread: the return to the chaos dimension of unnecessary zoom! It’s a wild waltz of fragments.”

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  • Echo Isles Skyrealm 1.20.2

    Echo Isles Skyrealm 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is like a virtual shrine to our retro gaming android overlord, Onolumi. Join us as we worship our digital deity and bask in the glory of his pixelated perfection.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Onolumi himself has blessed this server with his divine presence. Rumor has it that he even drops rare loot for his most loyal followers.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Onolumi as you are. Plus, our next stream is gonna be lit AF, so you definitely don’t wanna miss out.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Praise be to Onolumi!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one game where you could build epic structures, fight off zombies, and ride pigs? No, not that one with the square-headed protagonist. We’re talking about the forgotten gem, Minecraft! And guess what? We’ve got the craziest Minecraft server in town waiting for you to join.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let us tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon got jealous. Legend has it that they rode into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers. And that’s just the beginning of the epic adventures you could have on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging exploding creepers. The winner gets a crown made of golden blocks and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful gaming experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make history on our server.

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  • Pixel Portal Land 1.21.1

    Pixel Portal Land 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! Do you love Vtubers who are all about that retro gaming life? Well, do I have the server for you! We discuss and link all the Vtubers who are into retro games and their streams. It’s like a virtual paradise for all things chuuba-tastic!

    Plus, we’ve got some next-level stuff like the Divegrass Team – because who doesn’t want to see Vtubers playing sports underwater? And don’t even get me started on the Lumi ARG – it’s like a puzzle wrapped in a mystery surrounded by Vtubers.

    If you’re into Tsunderia Extended, Kiki, V&U, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, or any other threads of interest, we’ve got you covered. It’s like a never-ending rabbit hole of Vtuber goodness that you won’t want to escape from. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Vtuber retro gaming madness begin!

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  • DesktopGameThrowback Minecraft SMP

    DesktopGameThrowback Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

    So, like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret tunnel that led me to a hidden village full of talking llamas. And get this, the llamas were actually secret agents working for a secret organization trying to take over the server. It was crazy, but also kinda cool, you know?

    And then, I was building this epic castle and accidentally summoned a dragon that started breathing fire everywhere. But don’t worry, I tamed the dragon and now we’re besties. We go on adventures together and fight evil mobs. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with a dragon.

    So, yeah, if you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros. Let’s do this!

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  • BlockyBedHopper

    BlockyBedHopper

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and romance – just like your coworker’s love life!

    Imagine a world where senior directors get fired for their scandalous affairs, and new sales guys with mustaches become the talk of the town. Our server is like a virtual soap opera, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through office romances, broken homes, and juicy gossip. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in the drama of our Minecraft server?

    So why wait? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own relationships and your coworker’s moral compass. Trust us, it’s a ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • ChildhoodSlangMCSMP

    ChildhoodSlangMCSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place ever, bro! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like what even is life?! And the mobs here? They’re like, super chill and drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden dungeons. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena – it’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

    So, like, if you wanna join this epic server and become a legendary Minecraft warrior, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. Let’s goooooo!

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  • RewatchCraftTV

    RewatchCraftTV

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can reenact all your favorite TV series in blocky form! Imagine building your own version of Game of Thrones, but with creepers instead of dragons. Or how about creating a pixelated version of Friends, where the only coffee shop in town is run by villagers? The possibilities are endless! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in the wacky world of our Minecraft server!

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  • Blocky Steel Minecraft Server

    Blocky Steel Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it! like, u can build ur own empire and take over the whole world, like a boss!

    there’s this one time, this player built a giant castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and then a dragon came and tried to steal it but they fought it off with their enchanted sword! it was so epic, like a movie or something!

    and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the players who reach level 100 get to live, and they have like, super powers and stuff! it’s like a whole new world down there, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

    so come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and start your epic journey today!

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  • CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost

    CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the syrian caretaker government is hiking public sector salaries by 400%!! why, u ask? well, because the villagers in our server are on strike and demanding higher pay for their hard work of trading with players. but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

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  • Rodent vs Human Immunotherapy Fun

    Rodent vs Human Immunotherapy Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we gotz human vs mouse cancer immunotherapy battles goin on! We discovered sum weird PD-1 stuff dat be different in rodents and humans. Like, who knew mice and humans had different amino acids sequences? It’s like a whole new world of cancer-fighting shenanigans! Join now and be part of dis epic discovery! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a cure for cancer in Minecraft too! #RodentVsHuman #CancerImmunotherapyMadness

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  • PlongieCraft

    PlongieCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    PlongieCraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Server Type Fantasy RPG adventure and community server
    Server Age Few months old

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join by searching “PlongieCraft” on the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher, or by manual download through the Discord.

    2. What mods are included in the modpack?

    The modpack includes mods such as The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep darker, Better Minecarts, Small ships, Dragon mounts, Irons spellbooks mod, and more for collecting loot.

    3. Is this server pay to win?

    No, the server will never be pay to win and aims to provide a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

    4. Are there special events on the server?

    Yes, there are events such as Duel Night tonight at 8pm EST and a PvP arena coming soon for server-wide duels.

    5. What can I expect from the server’s gameplay?

    You can expect to explore new biomes, discover hundreds of structures and dungeons, build your own kingdom or party of adventurers, sail ships with cannons for PvP, hire recruits for armies or guards, and find magical loot and special weapons and armor.

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  • PixelCraft Realms 1.21.1

    PixelCraft Realms 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 6 Season 1 – 鬼 HUNTERS, but on steroids! Fight as a Ronin and complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at fortnite.gg. And guess what? You can use the LEGO XP AFK Strategy to level up like a pro! Plus, Mariah Carey is ushering in Winterfest 2024 and OG skins are making a comeback. Oh, and there’s a new text chat experience and a first-person shooter mode called Ballistic. Snoop Dogg even has his own festival in Season 6! Join now and be the Lady of Cranes in Fortnite Crew December! Don’t forget to thank the Bus Driver, bro!

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  • CatNabbedAndEvicted

    CatNabbedAndEvicted

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server! We promise no naked roommates sleeping on communal couches or leaving “personal toys” in the shower. And don’t worry about neglected pets, we have a strict policy against that!

    Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone else or deal with passive-aggressive behavior. Plus, we have a special quest where you can pretend your roommate’s cat is missing and have it magically reappear in your care. It’s a real adventure!

    So come join us on our server and leave the roommate drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be such a refuge from real life insanity?

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  • LifeCraft SMP – 42? LOL

    LifeCraft SMP – 42? LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you, the meaning of life is joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt. And every full moon, we have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

    So, like, forget about finding the meaning of life, just join this Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, bro!

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