retro gamer – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server
aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).
Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

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The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP
absurd humor, Absurdity, designated shitting river, designated shitting river joke, designated shitting river meme, designated shitting river quote, funny, funny quote, humor, internet culture, internet humor, Internet meme, me, meme, Minecraft, online joke, popular meme, Quote, Ridiculous, Shitstream, smp, society, viral, viral quote
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

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WineAndDineCraft
awkward situations, Boundaries, coworker conflict, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, Insecurity, Intern, Jealousy, office drama, office dynamics, office gossip, office picnic, professional conduct, social boundaries, social events, socializing, spilled wine, WineAndDineCraft, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your office picnic? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to spill virtual wine on your virtual enemies and assert your dominance in the virtual world. Our interns may not be as flirty as Ashley, but they sure know how to mine for diamonds like pros. Plus, if anyone tries to steal your virtual husband, you can just build a virtual wall around him. So come join us and show everyone who’s boss in the blocky world of Minecraft! #VirtualWineSpillsForTheWin #MinecraftDramaQueen #OfficePicnicGoneVirtual

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UglyButHotMC
attractive, conventionally unattractive, Hidden Gem, individual preference, inner beauty, non-traditional beauty, overlooked beauty, personal taste, physical appearance, UglyButHotMC, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional beauty standards, unconventional crush, unique charm
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the quirky, unconventional players out there!
Join us if you’re into pixelated pigs with mustaches, cows wearing top hats, and chickens that can breakdance better than any player. Our server is like a wild circus of blocky creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Who needs conventionally attractive players when you can find true love with a player who looks like a cross between a zombie and a creeper? Trust us, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven.
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling head over heels for someone you never thought you’d be attracted to. It’s a whole new world of possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

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ConcreteDogNapParty
amazing pets, canine behavior, concrete nap, ConcreteDogNapParty, dog napping, dog party, Dogs, energetic pets, nap time, party animals, pet agility, pet behavior, pet energy, pet habits, pet relaxation, pet routines, pet sleep, pet stamina, pet vitality, playful pets
join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a DOG and flop down on hard concrete for a nap anytime u want. then u wake up and u r ready to party like a rockstar. who needs beds when u can sleep on concrete like a boss? come join us and experience the ultimate doggy lifestyle in minecraft. woof woof!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server
adult content, ass, blockbusters, denial, fag shit, fetishization, forum, LGBTQ, Men, Minecraft, porn, porn enthusiasts, Preferences, Server, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, sissification, societal norms, Straight.., TIDDIES, Transgender, Women
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any sissification or fag shit! Our server is filled with epic builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love tiddies and ass just as much as the next guy (or gal)!
Join us for a wild adventure where men just fuck women and that’s what they want – in the game, of course! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures, battle epic monsters, and build the most amazing structures you can imagine.
So why settle for boring porn forums when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around – join us today and let the adventure begin!

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BruttoSMP – Minecraft SMP: Meme Salary
Brutto salary, BruttoSMP, financial mindset, financial priorities, financial reality, government taxes, gross amount, income tax, meme, Minecraft, money in bank account, MUH I MAKE SIX DIGITS, net income, net salary, personal finance, salary, salary announcement, salary breakdown, salary calculation, salary expectations, salary perception, salary transparency, smp, tax deductions
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t care about your measly six digits – we care about how many diamonds you can mine!
Join us for a wild ride where the only currency that matters is the amount of creepers you can explode in one go. Forget about taxes and government taking your hard-earned diamonds, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is the amount of times you accidentally fall into lava.
So come on, join us and let’s make some real money – in diamonds, that is! Who needs a six-figure income when you can have a six-figure diamond stash instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring a pickaxe, then you might regret it a little.

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BathroomBattleRoyale
apartment living, bathroom sharing, BathroomBattleRoyale, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, couple dynamics, habits, Intimacy, living arrangements, living together, morning habits, morning routine, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, relationship, relationship advice, sharing space
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us for the ultimate challenge of sharing a one-block bathroom with your fellow players.
Imagine the thrill of trying to mine diamonds while your friend is taking a virtual shower right next to you. It’s like a real-life relationship simulator, but in pixel form!
Don’t worry about feeling cramped in our tiny virtual world, because here at our server, we believe that living on top of each other is the key to true bonding. Who needs personal space when you can have constant companionship?
So come join us and experience the joy of sharing a bathroom with your Minecraft buddies. It’s not weird, it’s just a unique way to connect with your fellow gamers. Plus, who needs privacy when you have the camaraderie of a tight-knit community?

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Milked30Fame
30-minute fame, Celebrity, Fame, fame analysis, fame debate, fame discussion, fame industry, fame longevity, fame management, fame moments, fame question, fame reflection, fame strategies, fame success, fame tactics, fame trends, Longevity, Milked30Fame, milking fame, success
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and become part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn point too many times).
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, ready to party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers who just want to show off their killer dance moves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is the only currency that matters.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Olympics,” where pigs compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized swimming and piggyback races. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive “Chickenzilla,” a giant chicken who roams the server causing mayhem wherever it goes.
So why wait? Join us today and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: who’s managed to milk the most out of what should’ve been a 30-minute fame moment?

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VaxCraft Gut Squad
Gut, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, host-microbe interactions, immune modulation, immune response, immune system, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota composition, microbiota modulation, personalized medicine, prebiotics, probiotics, squad, vaccination, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine response, VaxCraft
so, like, u ever wonder how ur gut bacteria can, like, affect how well u respond to vaccines? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we take that shiz super seriously! join us and u’ll be transported to a world where ur gut microbiota is the key to unlocking epic powers and abilities!
imagine this: u eat a virtual sandwich in the game and suddenly u become immune to all damage for 10 minutes! or maybe u drink a virtual smoothie and ur speed is boosted by 200%! it’s like magic, but with bacteria!
we’ve got scientists and doctors in the game who will guide u on how to optimize ur gut health for maximum vaccine response. they’ll teach u which virtual foods to eat, which potions to brew, and which mobs to fight to level up ur gut microbiota game.
so, if u wanna be the ultimate vaccine warrior in minecraft, join us on this server and let’s get those gut bacteria working for u! trust us, ur immune system will thank u later.

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WakedSMP
Alliance, Bases, Community, Craft, Economy, Explore, Friends, gameplay, get rich, Keyalls, LifeSteal, mine, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, smp, strategy, Structures, Survival, team-up, Trade, WakedSMP, wealth
The Most Fun SMP to Play with Friends! (Includes Lifesteal) Looking for the perfect Minecraft SMP to enjoy with your friends? Look no further! Our server has everything you need for an awesome time:
Great Gameplay: Join an active, friendly community where there’s always something fun happening. Whether you’re exploring new places, fighting off mobs, or building amazing structures, you’ll never get bored.
Keyalls: Enjoy regular keyalls where everyone on the server gets crate keys at the same time. It’s a fantastic way to keep everyone engaged and rewarded.
Team Up: Work together with friends and teammates to achieve your goals. Form alliances, build epic bases, and strategize to become the top group on the server.
Get Rich: Trade, mine, and craft your way to wealth. Build your fortune and become a dominant force on the server.
Join us for the most fun and exciting SMP experience around. With a great community, tons of features, and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave!
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