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DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Votes:	6602
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3561	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	3

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	1669	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	186
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7449

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2010	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1706	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	395
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Magic Items Found:	1563	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ores Mined:	6415	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)