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PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	2141	Holy Grails Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	954
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Gods Slained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Emeralds Found:	658
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	5363	Void Armor Forged:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Farms Harvested:	585

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, Hollow, international relations, intervention, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, member, Military, military strength, military tactics, nato, political tensions, russia, Russian war machine, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	6888
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	130
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.