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BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2597
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the blockbuster of all servers! Imagine a world where every block is made of diamond ore and every mob drops enchanted golden apples. That’s right, on our server, pigs fly and zombies breakdance to thriller.

Join us and you’ll be transported into a realm where the best movie of all time is playing on repeat, and you’re the star of the show. Fight off hordes of evil villagers with your trusty diamond sword, or team up with your friends to build the ultimate fortress made entirely of cake.

So why join our server? Because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper blast. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft

ancient humans, anthropology, cognitive dissonance, Cognitive science, evolutionary psychology, genetic ancestry, homo sapiens, human ancestors, Human Behavior, human cognition, human development, human evolution, human evolution theory, human evolution timeline, human genetics, human origins, human species, Neanderthals, prehistoric humans, uncanny valley, ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like da ultimate showdown between homo sapiens and neanderthals, bro! Like, imagine a world where these ancient peeps are dukin’ it out in pixelated form, it’s like prehistoric WWE up in here!

U can choose to be a caveman or a smarty pants human, and battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava pits and giant dinosaurs. Plus, there’s like secret caves with hidden treasures and ancient relics to discover, it’s like Indiana Jones meets The Flintstones, yo!

But wait, there’s more! We got custom mods that let u ride saber-tooth tigers and throw fireballs like a freakin’ wizard. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles against giant mammoths and saber-toothed tigers, it’s like Jurassic Park on steroids!

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where history meets fantasy and anything is possible. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky neanderthals, they’re crafty little buggers!

MiceCraft: Bone Marrow Battleground

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	410606
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? well, come join our server where we have bone marrow transplants for mice to combat alzheimer’s! yes, you heard that right. forget about building houses and fighting zombies, on our server you can save the lives of virtual mice with cutting-edge medical procedures. plus, our mice are super cute and will thank you with virtual cheese! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created!

TribalMC

#addons, Casino, Craft, in game money, Items, Machines, Minecraft, Server, Slimefun, Survival, TribalMC

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	193
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

TribalMc is a minecraft server currently with survival and casino.

Casino uses in game money that can be earned every day.Survival has almost 90 Slimefun addons with thousands of items to craft and machines to create.

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MineCraftyMe Server

Be me, chaos reigns supreme, chat becomes a war zone, crusaders freaking lose it, jihadists always get away with sh*t, jihadists nuke the Vatican, join the crusaders, MineCraftyMe, mods force us to restart server, mods ignore our damn reports, mods turn a blind eye, no justice, no punishment for those jihadist scum, playing on jihad vs crusade Minecraft server, pumped for righteous battles, ruining the entire damn game, secret tunnel, Server, tfw mods play favorites

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2544	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	99	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle on our Minecraft server, when suddenly a group of jihadis come in and start causing chaos. But don’t worry, we have a team of crusaders ready to take them down and restore order. Join us for epic battles, secret tunnels, and the occasional nuking of historical landmarks (just for fun, of course).

> Our mods may turn a blind eye to some things, but that just adds to the excitement. Who needs justice when you have chaos and mayhem? Plus, if things get too out of hand, we’ll just restart the server and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s all part of the fun!

> So come join us on our crazy, unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Just remember to watch your back and always be ready for the next insane twist in the game. Who needs a boring, rule-abiding server when you can have this level of madness?

TwitchStreamer’s MineServer

#mineserver, chat interactions, Content Creation, digital content, Donations, Entertainment, funny jokes, Gaming, internet culture, Live streaming, Online Community, online content creator, online entertainment, PRETTY, simps, Streaming Community, streaming platform, Support, twitch streamer, Twitchstreamers, username recognition, viewer engagement

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of simps not appreciating your hilarious jokes in chat? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where even the prettiest Twitch streamers will recognize your username and laugh at your jokes! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Who needs donations when you’ve got the best sense of humor in the game? Join now and show those simps how it’s done!

PaperDue Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only deadline you need to worry about is when the creepers start exploding! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own world, where you can turn in your assignments whenever you feel like it!

Forget about due dates and deadlines, because on our server, time is just a concept. Just like how Sam missed her final essay deadline, you can miss all the deadlines you want and still come out on top. Who needs grades when you have diamonds?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun! And remember, it’s not your fault if you forget to turn in your virtual homework – blame it on the lag!

BdayBashExcluGrlsAITA

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no crazy parents will be cursing you out in front of the children! Join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds (and let’s be real, that’s just part of the game).

Our server is perfect for kids and adults alike, with no crazy mums causing chaos. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, we have a strict no-plaster-cursing policy, so you can game in peace without any unexpected outbursts.

Don’t let the fear of crazy parents ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and let the only drama be whether you’ll survive the night against those pesky creepers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Billionaire’s Revenge Minecraft Server

billionaire, billionaires, control, defamation, financial ruin, Harassment, influence, intimidation, legal battles, Life, long-term consequences, Manipulation, Minecraft, power, psychological warfare, Revenge, ruin, sabotage, Server, social isolation, targeted attacks, Vengeance, wealth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Ever wondered what it would be like if a billionaire decided to use their wealth for pure evil in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join now to experience the chaos and mayhem as a billionaire wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a billionaire swoops in and buys up all the land around you, leaving you with nothing but a tiny plot of dirt. But that’s not all – they also hire an army of creepers to constantly attack you, making it impossible to even step outside without getting blown up.

But wait, there’s more! The billionaire also has a team of elite hackers who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and destroy all your hard work. And just when you think it can’t get any worse, they unleash their secret weapon – a giant killer rabbit named Fluffy who will stop at nothing to hunt you down and take you out.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you with outrageous twists and turns, then look no further. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where billionaires rule and anything is possible.

Hilltop Havoc: Where Randomness Reigns!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you ready to embark on a journey to the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, buckle up buttercup, because this server is like no other!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have a sense of humor here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Random Hill of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve fought to the death on a flying chicken!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical force field that turns griefers into fluffy bunnies. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).