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why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

90s design, Aesthetic, appliance design, Appliances, classic-style, durable design, from, FUNCTIONALITY, Home Appliances, iconic design, innovation, japanese, japanese appliances, Japanese culture, Kitchen Appliances, Minecraft, modern technology, Nostalgia, retro design, silhouette recognition, smp, Technology, Theyre, timeless design, traditional design, vintage style

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

RetroRides Minecraft Server

antique cars, automakers, automotive design trends, Automotive Industry, bring back, car design, car enthusiasts, car manufacturing, car technology, Classic Cars, classic design, historical features, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old car feature, retro design, retro features, RetroRides, Server, traditional features, vintage aesthetics, vintage cars, vintage style

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4390	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of boring old cars with the same old features? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a vintage car with all the coolest old school features brought back to life! We’ve got automatic windows that roll down at the push of a button (no more cranking like a peasant), a built-in record player for all your cruising tunes, and even a secret compartment for hiding your snacks from your pesky passengers. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a bygone era… in blocky pixel form!

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Potions Brewed:	104	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8482	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Falling into the Void:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	942
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Votes:	5177
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
New Chunks Explored:	640739	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	841
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!