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Hades Hilarity

Aesthetic, artwork, Characters, Community, creativity, Customization, design, Enhancement, Fan Made, Fixing, Gaming, graphics, Hades, Hilarity, Improvement, Mods, Options, Replace, Suggestions, ugly portraits, video game

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	6445
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Tired of looking at those boring, basic portraits in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have mods that can turn those ugly faces into works of art! Join us and watch as Steve transforms into a handsome prince charming or a hilarious meme face – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them on the dance floor and learn their ancient moves, or just sit back and watch as they twirl and spin in perfect harmony.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love. Help him on his quest for romance and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a special reward from beyond the grave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Pixelated Pals: Where Blocks Become BFFs

Amnesia, Anime, BFF’s, big titty gyaru, blocks, comedy, creative writing, Deception, disbelief, FANTASY, Girlfriend, imagination, lying.., Manga, Memory Loss, Mystery, PALS, pixelated, POV, relationships, Roleplay, romance, storytelling, Trust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8514	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than the blocks are the titties of our gyaru players! Picture this: you wake up in a world where you have amnesia and a busty gyaru claims to be your girlfriend. But let’s be real, she’s probably just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild adventure filled with questionable relationships, epic builds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about your past while dodging creepers and flirting with pixelated babes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our crazy Minecraft world!

Minecraft Madness

14HH, awakening, Awareness, Conspiracy Theory, controlled opposition, critical thinking, Deception, distrust, eye-opening, hidden agenda., madness, Manipulation, Media bias, Minecraft, political agenda, Propaganda, Questioning, realization, red flags, skepticism, suspicious, truth-seeking

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crops Grown:	7931
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the admins are secretly working for the Ender Dragon? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can escape the clutches of controlled opposition! Join us and uncover the truth behind the creepers’ secret agenda to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic quest to defeat the ultimate boss – the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

Ponyville Pizzeria

animation, artwork, cartoon, Characters, CHUBBY, Community, cute, Equine, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, fat, Fat Pony, friendship is magic, general, Horse, mlp, My Little Pony, PIZZERIA, plump, pony, Ponyville

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things fat MLP related! Picture this: you’re riding a giant rainbow-colored pony through a land made entirely of cupcakes and marshmallows, while battling evil creepers with your trusty friendship laser. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Join our server and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be transported to a realm where every block is made of cheese! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fat MLP madness begin!

DigiCraft: Digimon Edition

#Adventure02, #LostEvolution, #toynews, Anime, Bandai, cardgame, digi, Digicraft, Digimon, Dreamers, Edition, Franchise, games, Liberator, Manga, Patch, PC, Savers, Seekers, SURVIVE, Switch, translation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Enchantments Applied:	246
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your gaming experience like the Savers saved the Digimon franchise? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself couldn’t resist playing. Join now for a chance to win a Digimon Survive official website replica in-game!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Digimon Adventure 02 characters are making a special appearance on June 11th. Plus, we have exclusive episodes 0 and 1 that will blow your mind like a Mega level Digimon.

Don’t miss out on our Liberator event where you can battle it out with other players for the ultimate prize of becoming the Digimon Master. And if that’s not enough, we have a special Digimon Seekers quest that will take you on an adventure like no other.

Join now for a chance to win exclusive Digimon Dreamers online distribution updates and BT-18 box art revealed in-game. Plus, pre-order your Premium Heroines set and get a free Ichiban Kuji lottery figure with every purchase.

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate Digimon champion!

Adam’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets WWE for epic storytelling, bay-bay!

adam cole, Adams, bay-bay, baybay, BLOCK, Champion, charismatic leader, Entertainment, Epic, meets, Minecraft, Monday Night Raw, NXT, nxt champion, Party, professional wrestling, singles competition, Smackdown Live, Sports Entertainment, story time, storytelling, Superstar, tag team, wrestling, wrestling fan, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4264
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	596032	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride on a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with talking chickens who just want to gossip about the latest drama in the coop. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise birthday party for Steve.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Adam Cole, who will regale you with epic tales of his adventures in the Minecraft world. Who knew that mining for resources could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those dancing llamas).

Pixel Pervs

Anime, beauty, culture, discomfort, Fragrance, Girls, hygiene, makeup, Manga, nauseating, Overpowering, perfume, Pervs, PIXEL, Preferences, pungent, room, smell, societal norms, Stereotypes, Unpleasant, Women

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crops Grown:	5931	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

before, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Currency, decentralized finance, diamonds, Edition, financial news, fucking, gamestop, gme, investing, Link, market manipulation, market volatility, meme stocks, Memecraft, pumped, PUMPS, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, stock market, stonks, Trading, wall street

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Emeralds Found:	7684
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2254
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

1.19.0, Activo, amigos, argentina, CREEPERS, Cruxi, decorativo, echado, edad, Hosting with Essentials, mal comportamiento, Premium, Privado, Proyectos, reclutamiento, ShoreGaming, smp, Survival, Técnico, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
Server Type	Survival
Active Since	Over 1 year
Current Players	2 (actively recruiting)
Requirements	Premium account, +17 years old
Server IP	Hosting with Essentials

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server public or private?	The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
Can players collaborate on projects?	Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
How can I join the server?	Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

PuppyLoveCraft

adult content, animal love, bestiality, dog, explicit content, extra chapter, FANTASY, final chapter, forbidden love, Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta, japanese manga, love story, Manga, manga conclusion, manga ending, manga series, mature content, PuppyLoveCraft, romance, secret relationship, taboo

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Villages Defended:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…