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MineCraftNostalgia

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Do you still play Minecraft like it’s your job? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Join our server and travel back in time to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden villages with quirky villagers, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn (okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled Notch himself, crafting diamonds with his bare hands.

Crafty Pixels: ‘N64 Games Edition’

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	New Chunks Explored:	799511
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as finding a shiny Pokemon in the wild? Look no further, because our server is like the hidden gem of N64 games – except it’s in Minecraft form! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are more legendary than finding Mew under a truck!

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5286
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Votes:	5755

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Farms Harvested:	252	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	178
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	6

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!