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RedstoneRiot Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Combat, Conflict, death, dies, Ex-SDF, extremism, Foreign, International, intervention, member, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, RedstoneRiot, Russian forces, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6429
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server and avoid the fate of this poor SDF member who thought he could take on the Russian forces in Ukraine! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about real life drama and get lost in a world of blocky adventures and epic battles. Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden in the depths of the Nether – only the bravest players can find them! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDefenceEU

Alliance, border control, cooperation, CraftyDefenceEU, Cyber Security, Defense, defense spending, Europe, Gaps, Infrastructure, intelligence, Military, nato, Protection, readiness, response, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Threats, vulnerabilities

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Animals Bred:	146	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	8657
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin!

ChoreCraft: Karate Kid Edition

1980s, ChoreCraft, Chores, classic, Coming of Age, Dedication, discipline, Edition, friendship, karate, Kid, Kids, life lessons, Martial Arts, Mentorship, Movie, Mr. Miyagi, Nostalgia, older people, perseverance, The Karate Kid, Tricked, wax on wax off

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	555
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly you see this server and you’re like, “Whoa, what’s this all about?” Well, let me tell ya, this server is like the Karate Kid of Minecraft servers.

You know how the Karate Kid had to do all those crazy chores for Mr. Miyagi? Well, on this server, you gotta do all these wacky tasks for the admins. But get this, the admins are actually ancient Minecraft masters who will teach you secret techniques to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

I’m talkin’ karate-choppin’ creepers, roundhouse kickin’ zombies, and judo-flippin’ skeletons. Plus, rumor has it that if you complete all the tasks, you’ll unlock the legendary Diamond Fist of Fury, which lets you punch through bedrock like it’s butter.

So, if you wanna become a Minecraft ninja and learn from the best, join this server now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the power of karate on your side?

FlyFrenzyMC – Reduce, Reuse, Fly!

Australian scientists, bioengineering, Black soldier flies, climate change mitigation, common fly species, environmental sustainability, Fly, FlyFrenzyMC, genetic modification, genetically engineer, innovative technology, insect bioconversion, insect farming, methane emissions, organic waste, planet-warming methane, Reduce, reuse, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable solutions, waste decomposition, waste management, waste recycling, waste reduction

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9420
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Australian scientists be out here playin’ God and shiz, genetically engineerin’ flies to eat all our trash. Like, these flies be eatin’ up all the garbage, helpin’ save the planet from global warmin’ and stuff. And get this, they even eatin’ up that stank methane that comes from organic waste breakin’ down. It’s like a fly buffet up in here, fam. Join our Minecraft server and be part of the fly revolution, where we build a world where flies rule and trash drools. It’s gonna be lit, trust.

Therg Craft

activities, Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Diverse, dynamic, Events, Experience, game modes, in game, KitPvP, Minecraft, MONEY, Prizes, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Survival Games, Therg Craft, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Animals Bred:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to Therg Craft, a dynamic Minecraft server offering a variety of exciting game modes including Survival, PvP, and BedWars. Join us for regular in-game events where you can showcase your skills and even win real money prizes. Our vibrant community and diverse activities ensure there’s always something thrilling to experience. Dive into Therg Craft and start your adventure today!

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LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, Absurdity, amusement, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, LMAOcraft, meme, Minecraft, prank, reaction, Ridiculous, Server, social media, viral, Who did this

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Dimension Hops:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

anti posts, AquaFlip, Dive, flipland, Fun, HMMMMMM, shitposting, smp, suspiciously low, under the water

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mines Excavated:	3140
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!

StepSisShowdown

behavior patterns, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, ENTITLEMENT, Experiment, inconsiderate, Jealousy, Manipulation, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, princess behavior, relationship, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, sibling dynamics, StepSisShowdown, Testing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most outrageous reasons you’ve ever heard:

– Tired of being treated like a pack mule in real life? Join our server and let your creativity run wild without having to cater to anyone’s demands!

– Need a break from princess types like Clara? Build your own castle in our server and rule over your own kingdom without anyone bossing you around!

– Want to test your partner’s patience without causing real-life drama? Join us and pull off insane experiments like the one in the story above, but with virtual blocks instead of real fruit!

– Feeling misunderstood and unappreciated? Come join our community of gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with inconsiderate people and can offer support and advice (or just a good laugh)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun and craziness begin!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice worth following, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, golden advice, guidance, helpful advice, impactful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, received advice, sage advice, Server, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12

Join our Minecraft server and receive the best advice you’ll ever get – “Always bring a bucket of lava to a creeper fight!” Trust us, it works every time. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance instead of attack. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic adventure!

CraftyNonchalance

CraftyNonchalance, Drama, exaggerated, frivolous, fuss, indifferent, INSIGNIFICANT, MINOR, moot, Negligible, nonchalant, Nonissue, overblown, overhyped, Overrated, Tempest in a teapot, Trifle, trivial, triviality, unimportant, Unnecessary

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Potions Brewed:	73	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of all the boring Minecraft servers out there? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts all the creepers in the land, who will then break out into a synchronized dance routine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!