come join our epic minecraft server where we abolished the death penalty just like Zimbabwe did! we haven’t hung anyone in like 20 years so you know we’re all about that peaceful life. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to blow up. join us for a killer time (but not literally, cuz we don’t do that here). come build, mine, and survive with us in this death penalty-free zone. it’s gonna be a blast!
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Hangman’s Retreat
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DroneWarsMC: Russian Retreat
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with a twist! russian troops are abandoning key towns because of DRONES! yes, you heard that right, DRONES! join us and experience the thrill of warfare from the safety of your blocky world. build your own drone army and dominate the battlefield. who needs tanks and soldiers when you have drones, am i right? so what are you waiting for? join now and show those russian troops who’s boss!
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Pixel Pals Retreat
join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.
come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?
so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!
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GF-Free Weekend Retreat
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉
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Crafty Retreat: Mine & Chill
Imagine a Minecraft server where you can have a month-long retreat in a virtual paradise! Picture this: you spawn in a lush tropical island surrounded by crystal clear waters and palm trees swaying in the breeze. But wait, there’s more!Instead of just lounging on the beach, you can go on epic quests to find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot. Want to relax and unwind? No problem! Head to the spa area where you can pamper yourself with virtual massages and facials.
Feeling adventurous? Take a hot air balloon ride over the island and marvel at the stunning views from above. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a build-off competition where the winner gets a virtual crown made of emeralds.
So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you have a month-long retreat in a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities and outrageous adventures? Join now and let the fun begin!
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Cheater’s Retreat
Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!
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Vovchansk Retreat Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Vovchansk but with a twist – we have flying pigs armed with diamond swords! the official russian statements are just a cover up for the real action happening on our server. Will you join the fight or cower in fear? Choose wisely, for the fate of Vovchansk rests in your blocky hands. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
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Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!
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KrynkyCraft: Ukrainian Retreat
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops withdraw from krynky in kherson oblast every day for the ultimate battle royale experience! fight off the invading forces with your trusty pickaxe and build a fortress to protect your precious diamonds! but watch out for the sneaky creepers who are actually undercover spies trying to steal your loot! join now for a chance to be the last one standing and claim victory over the battlefield!
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SerebryanskyCraft: Azov’s Revenge
lol join our epic minecraft server where we drive out russian forces from the serebryansky forest!!! u can be a warrior and fight off the bad guys with ur diamond sword or u can be a peaceful farmer and grow crops and trade with other players!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for u!!! come join us and be a hero in the serebryansky forest!!!