Retreat Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trump’s Troop Retreat: Minecraft Mayhem

Armed Forces, coalition forces, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, opposition forces, regional stability, Retreat, Syria rebels, Syrian civil war, troop, trump, Trumps, united states involvement, US support, US-backed, withdraw troops

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, liek, u kno how syria is all cray cray with rebels and stuff? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u can be a rebel and fight against da evil mobs tryin to take over da land. but wait, here’s da twist – u got da US backing u up! trump is all like “yeah, go rebels, fight for freedom!” so come join dis server and help us win da war against da evil mobs. plus, we got mad loot and sick builds to explore. so what u waitin for? join now and be a hero in dis epic battle for justice!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crops Grown:	2236
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8085	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

Hangman’s Retreat

abolition, African nation, Capital Punishment, civil rights, constitutional change, crime, death penalty, government decision, Hanging, Hangmans, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, judicial system, Justice, law, legal history, legal reform, political development, punishment, Retreat, social progress, zimbabwe

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mines Excavated:	2984
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	585	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we abolished the death penalty just like Zimbabwe did! we haven’t hung anyone in like 20 years so you know we’re all about that peaceful life. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to blow up. join us for a killer time (but not literally, cuz we don’t do that here). come build, mine, and survive with us in this death penalty-free zone. it’s gonna be a blast!

DroneWarsMC: Russian Retreat

ABANDON, Conflict, Defense, drone threat, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Key town, Map, Military, military strategy, Retreat, Russian, russian aggression, Russian troops, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War, WARFARE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with a twist! russian troops are abandoning key towns because of DRONES! yes, you heard that right, DRONES! join us and experience the thrill of warfare from the safety of your blocky world. build your own drone army and dominate the battlefield. who needs tanks and soldiers when you have drones, am i right? so what are you waiting for? join now and show those russian troops who’s boss!

Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal, Community, Den, Entertainment, forum, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, lion, lion care, lion meme, lion sitting, lion video, Lions, meme, pet sitting, Request, Retreat, V, video games, watch, wild animal

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Animals Bred:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Votes:	4452	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

bathroom, Entertainment, Escape, funny, Hide, Hiding, humor, knockers, knocks on the tv screen, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, prank, Retreat, run away, Scared, Screen, Server, Surprise, television, Trick, unexpected, unexpected behavior

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3160
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

Cheater’s Retreat Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheaters, Cheating, Closure, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship issues, Retreat, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2584
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama like your boyfriend cheating on you with Stacy? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Build a virtual fortress to keep out all the Stacys in the world, or maybe even build a roller coaster to send Chad on a wild ride of regret. With endless possibilities and no cheating boyfriends in sight, this server is the perfect place to let off some steam and have a laugh. Join now and let the healing power of block-building mend your broken heart!

Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

Aging population, balance, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, community gardens, dementia, Elderly, elderly care, garden, gardening, gurus, health benefits, horticulture therapy, mental health, outdoor activity, physical activity, quality of life, Seniors, Social, Social Interaction, Speedy, spuds, Therapeutic, walking speed, wellbeing

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1827
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

☠️, Anarchy, banner, Deadtime, description, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIPE TODAY, 💀, 💰, 🔥

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	5963	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

funtime.deadtime.site

Love Crafted Minecraft Server

BPD, break up, coping mechanisms, crafted, emotional struggles, Emotional support, entering a relationship, honestly suck, Hope, incel, Loneliness, lonely, long term relationship, love, loveless relationship, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, worth it

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	56
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

blocks, forum, insider information, insider news, insider sources, Meltzer, Minecraft, PEP, Pep Meltzer, peptreon, pwon, release request, rumblings, Rumors, smp, subscription, Thread, title contention, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling forum, wrestling insider, wrestling insider news, wrestling news, wrestling rumors

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

NomNomCraft

addictive foods, Binge Eating, can’t resist, cant stop eating, comfort food, constant munching, endless snacking, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgent treats, insatiable appetite, insatiable hunger, irresistible snacks, never satisfied, never-ending munching, NomNomCraft, nonstop eating, snack attack, uncontrollable cravings

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Towns Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	334324	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Emeralds Found:	6139
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness