Retraction Minecraft Servers

Retraction

  • BlockyRetract HQ

    BlockyRetract HQ

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

    rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

    we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

    Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

    Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

    So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Potion Pals

    Pixel Potion Pals

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

    ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

    1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

    2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

    3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

    4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

    5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

    so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! đŸŽ‰đŸŽŽđŸ•šī¸

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Hydroxy Fun Land

    Blocky Hydroxy Fun Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ HEY YOU!!! YEAH, YOU!!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER?!?! WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ WE’VE GOT THE SERVER FOR YOU!!! 🎉🎉🎉

    đŸ¤ĒđŸ¤ĒđŸ¤Ē OKAY, SO GET THIS… ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIMENSION FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO GIVE OUT DIAMONDS LIKE CANDY!!! đŸĻ™đŸ’ŽđŸ­ AND IF YOU CAN RIDE A PIG FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT WITHOUT FALLING OFF, YOU GET A FREE UNICORN!!! 🐷đŸĻ„đŸ¤¯

    😂😂😂 OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES?!?! YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON OUR SERVER!!! 🐔đŸ”ĨđŸ’Ĩ

    đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND JOIN THE FUN!!! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE, TRUST ME!!! 🎮🤩🌈 #BestServerEver

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks

    MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got llamas that can do the macarena, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky).

    our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.

    if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!

    DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like the duckbill N95 of Minecraft servers, yo! It stops 98% of boring servers from infecting your gaming experience with lame gameplay and whack players. Join us if you want to be protected from the virus of boredom and have a lit time building, exploring, and battling with the coolest peeps around. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast like never before. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NailArtAnime – Minecraft Server

    NailArtAnime – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime fans and nail art enthusiasts! Join us and debate with fellow players on which anime character has the best painted nails – from Sailor Moon’s iconic red nails to Naruto’s flashy orange manicure, the possibilities are endless! And if you’re feeling extra creative, show off your own nail art skills by customizing your in-game character with the wildest designs imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Nailed it!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you sometimes think we shouldn’t be spending so much time doing this thing called life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

    Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance to dubstep. We have a secret underground disco where the villagers let loose and party like it’s 1999.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you can join us on our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyMindMeld

    BlockyMindMeld

    New Minecraft Servers

    so there’s this epic minecraft server where if you join, you will never feel sad or forgetful again! like, seriously, your brain will be on fire with all the fun and craziness happening on this server.

    imagine building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, that’s the kind of stuff that happens here. not to mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music.

    plus, the more you play on this server, the smarter you become. like, you’ll be solving complex math problems in your sleep and reciting shakespearean soliloquies like it’s no big deal.

    so come join us on this magical minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and memory decline forever! your brain will thank you, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP