Retraction Minecraft Servers

Retraction

  • BlockyRetract HQ

    BlockyRetract HQ

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

    rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

    we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

    Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

    Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

    So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Potion Pals

    Pixel Potion Pals

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

    ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

    1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

    2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

    3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

    4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

    5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

    so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! đŸŽ‰đŸŽŽđŸ•šī¸

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Hydroxy Fun Land

    Blocky Hydroxy Fun Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ HEY YOU!!! YEAH, YOU!!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER?!?! WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ WE’VE GOT THE SERVER FOR YOU!!! 🎉🎉🎉

    đŸ¤ĒđŸ¤ĒđŸ¤Ē OKAY, SO GET THIS… ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIMENSION FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO GIVE OUT DIAMONDS LIKE CANDY!!! đŸĻ™đŸ’ŽđŸ­ AND IF YOU CAN RIDE A PIG FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT WITHOUT FALLING OFF, YOU GET A FREE UNICORN!!! 🐷đŸĻ„đŸ¤¯

    😂😂😂 OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES?!?! YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON OUR SERVER!!! 🐔đŸ”ĨđŸ’Ĩ

    đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND JOIN THE FUN!!! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE, TRUST ME!!! 🎮🤩🌈 #BestServerEver

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Pals PTSD Therapy

    Pixel Pals PTSD Therapy

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

    WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO DECIDED TO THROW A PARTY AND INVITE ALL HIS MOB FRIENDS. BUT THEN, A GROUP OF BRAVE PLAYERS CAME ALONG AND CRASHED THE PARTY WITH THEIR DIAMOND SWORDS AND ARMOR. IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, BUT THE PLAYERS CAME OUT VICTORIOUS AND THE CREEPER NEVER THREW A PARTY AGAIN.

    IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU TOO CAN HAVE EPIC ADVENTURES LIKE THIS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYSTERIES WAITING TO BE UNCOVERED. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A MAGICAL UNICORN WHO WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES (OKAY, MAYBE NOT, BUT A PLAYER CAN DREAM).

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND LET THE FUN BEGIN! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CREEPER PARTIES THAT MAY OCCUR DURING YOUR GAMEPLAY)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

    CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to receive the best advice of your life! Our wise and all-knowing admins will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures with nuggets of wisdom that will blow your mind. Need to know how to build the ultimate diamond castle? Ask our resident architect who once built a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Want to know the secret to taming a wild llama? Our animal whisperer will reveal all, including the shocking tale of how they once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and your life at the same time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTravelz

    CraftyTravelz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with mind-bending landscapes and creatures that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

    Join us for the chance to travel to the mystical land of Blocktopia, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore the depths of the Nether, where you’ll encounter dancing skeletons and lava waterfalls. And don’t forget to visit the End, where you can battle the fearsome Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server also offers unique travel experiences like time-traveling to the prehistoric era to ride dinosaurs or journeying to a futuristic city where robots rule the world. So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server

    TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how the olympics r like, a big deal and stuff? well, this one time in paris, they had to postpone the men’s triathlon cuz the water in the seine was like, super gross. like, imagine swimming in a pool of slime, ew. but hey, if u wanna avoid swimming in gross water and have a blast, come join our minecraft server! we got clean water and no gross slime, just epic adventures and building stuff. plus, u might even run into a creeper who’s training for the creeper olympics, watch out for those sneaky little guys! so come join us and leave the gross water behind, cuz on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is not getting blown up by a creeper!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MaliCraft: Al Qaeda’s Revenge

    MaliCraft: Al Qaeda’s Revenge

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Al Qaeda branch members killin’ Russian mercenaries and Malian soldiers left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be slayin’ fools like a pro in no time. So come on down and join the madness, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MuggleMysteryCraft

    MuggleMysteryCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wizarding dreams like harry potter but without the muggles ruining everything. in our server, u can cast spells, ride broomsticks, and battle dragons all day long.

    we even have a secret chamber of secrets where u can unlock rare treasures and meet giant spiders that are surprisingly friendly.

    if u join our server, u will be transported to a magical world where anything is possible, even turning ur enemies into frogs or summoning a herd of unicorns to ride into battle.

    so come join us and experience the ultimate wizarding adventure that will make u forget all about those pesky muggles and their true crime podcasts.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP