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BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting retracted is your boring old life! we got hydroxychloroquine blocks that give you super powers and vaccine harm potions that make you invincible! forget about science, we got conspiracy theories for days! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life! who needs social media when you can have a blast on our server! -
CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro. -
PixelPotionPTSD-Gate
Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a creeper on a hot summer day! We got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even know what hit ya!Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Build the biggest, baddest castle in alllll of Minecraft and flex on your friends like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and spawning unicorns at the drop of a hat. You’ll never be bored with our endless events and competitions, where the prizes are so epic, you’ll be like, “Is this real life?!”
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
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BrokeCraft: The Server of Unattainable Dreams
Do you dream of owning a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Do you fantasize about riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join now and experience the luxury life you never thought possible, all for the low, low price of logging in and playing with us! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities and zero financial stress? Join us today and start living the high life in Minecraft! -
Mystic Isles Minecraft 1.20.5
Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness of a virtual world!We have flying pigs, dancing cows, and talking creepers – it’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs!
Build your dream castle in the sky or create a giant toilet made out of diamonds – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!
Join us now and become part of the craziest community in the Minecraft universe! Just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat – you never know when the aliens might try to steal your diamonds!
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StepSisGoneByeByeCraft
๐คฃ๐ฎ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! ๐ฎ๐คฃ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through step-sibling rivalry and stepmom shenanigans! ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ
๐ Our server features include: – Dodging passive-aggressive comments from your step-sister while building your dream castle! – Trying to decipher cryptic messages from your step-mom while mining for diamonds! – Witnessing epic battles over who gets to say goodbye first before someone leaves town!
๐ฅ Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun and join our server now for a wild ride of family dynamics and Minecraft adventures! ๐ฅ
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CraftyUkrainians
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine, europe is the center of all peace talks yo. rubio be like “we gotta get in on this action” while we tryna figure out putin’s motives like whaaat. like, who knew minecraft could be so political and stuff? join us for some crazy fun and maybe even negotiate some peace treaties while building epic castles and stuff. ukraine, europe ain’t got nothin’ on our minecraft server, come see for yourself! -
Party House Democracy – Tolerant Americans
so like, u know how when ur fav team is winnin’, u just let them do whatever they want? well, this server is just like that but with politics! if ur party is in charge, u can do whatever u want, even if it’s kinda shady.join us for a wild ride where u can bend the rules as long as ur on the winning side. build ur own political empire and show everyone who’s boss. come on, what are u waiting for? democracy schmemocracy, let’s have some fun!