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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

banter, Clever, clever comebacks, clever responses, comeback lines, Comebacks, funny comebacks, humor, Minecraft, Quick Thinking, quick wit, repartee, Responses, retorts, sarcasm, Sassy, SavageComebackQueen, sharp, sharp-tongued, smp, Snappy, WIT, Witty

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

MaskedVillain’s SMP (Brand NEW)

420friendly, Active, Beginning, brand new, Community, CONTENT, Discord, Excited, Experiment, Freeranks, INCLUSIVE, Land, Lgbt, love, MaskedVillain, Minecraft, Neat, Ranks, Request, Server, Skills, Small, smp, Survival, Tiny, Trans

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	155
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Brand New and small SMP I’ve started by myself out of a small experiment to see what people can turn this empty land into a community. I am very active on discord so feel free to join me! The goal of the server is to remain small survival server with a lot of neat things to come along with it. I’ll be active as much as possible adding new content that you guys request, I am excited to take this first step into a new beginning! Much love everyone!

play.maskedcity.xyz

BedEver.ru – Unique BedWars! Minecraft server

acquaintances, administration, banner, BedEver.ru, Bedwars, critical situations, Events, Experience, Help, KIND, Lobby, Minecraft, minecraft server, mini game, Play, Prizes, Server, Skills, test, Tournaments, Unique

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6845	Love Letters Sent:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

ATTENTION! THE SERVER IS DEDICATED TO THE MINI GAME BEDWARS!

Play, make new acquaintances! Here you will find an unusual BedWars where you can test your skills and experience in critical situations!)

Events, Tournaments, Events for which you can receive prizes!

The administration is very kind and will help you in any situation!

Come in! Try it) Even in the lobby you can find something to do!)

bedever.ru

Vanilla Frxsh SMP Season One

Anticheat, banned, Cheating, Frxsh, HACKING, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, season one, Server, smp, Survival, TheAmazingSnipp, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Animals Bred:	193	Ores Mined:	2971
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Vanilla Frxsh is a Survival Minecraft server. Vanilla Frxsh has no mods, no plugins (except anticheat), and no custom commands. If you are hacking or cheating, you will get banned from the server. If you find anyone cheating tell TheAmazingSnipp.

yuki3.raynersw.com

StoneMasons SMP – Where even the blocks are older than the average player!

Active, Alexs mobs, application, Average, blocks, building, Community, Create, decor, FANTASY, Forge, Gravestones, HARD, ice and fire, Iron’s spells, Items, Medieval, Modded, Older, player, Server, smp, StoneMasons, survival mode

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2206	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

The Stonemasons Minecraft Server

Server Type	Minecraft building-focused SMP
Theme	Medieval-fantasy
Modpack	Custom Forge 1.20.1 with various mods
Server Mode	Survival Mode on Hard difficulty
Requirements	Must be 21+, willing to build in medieval/fantasy style, active, chill and fill out application

Extensive FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21?

A: No, the server is restricted to members who are 21 years of age and above.

Q: What kind of building styles are allowed on the server?

A: The server focuses on medieval-fantasy themes, so any building styles within this theme are welcome.

Q: Can I take breaks from the server without worrying about my builds being deleted?

A: Yes, your builds are safe and will never be deleted, even if you take a long break from the server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you must be willing to fill out a small application on the Discord server provided in the overview.

Q: What mods are included in the custom Forge Modpack?

A: The modpack includes Ice and Fire, Alex’s Mobs, Create, Iron’s Spells, Gravestones, and many more building and décor mods.

MOOCRAFT VS Hypixel

#GamingCommunity, Activestaff, Anarchy, competitive, DedicatedServers, Economy, GamingServer, Griefing, instagram, KitPvP, Lagfree, Minecraft, moocraft, multiplayer, Nohacking, OnlineGaming, playervsplayer, Practicepvp, PvP, Raiding, socialmedia, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Hypixel	Moocraft
Pros	Pros
– Massive player base	– Professionally run servers
– Wide variety of game modes	– Active staff
– Regular updates and events	– Dedicated servers with no lag
– Custom plugins and features	– Support for 1.8 to 1.20.1 versions
– Anti-cheat system	– Raiding, griefing, PVP allowed
Cons	Cons
– Occasional lag due to high player traffic	– Limited game modes compared to Hypixel

Hypixel FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Hypixel suitable for players of all ages?	Yes, Hypixel is a family-friendly server with strict rules against inappropriate behavior.
Can I play on Hypixel with friends?	Yes, you can team up with friends or join guilds to play together on the server.
Are there regular events and updates on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel hosts frequent events and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Moocraft FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Moocraft suitable for players looking for a more challenging experience?	Yes, Moocraft allows raiding, griefing, and PVP for players seeking a semi-anarchy survival style.
Does Moocraft have active staff members monitoring the servers?	Yes, Moocraft has active staff members available to assist players and maintain the server environment.
Can I follow Moocraft staff members on Instagram?	Yes, you can follow Yaycarolina and Chrishew19 on Instagram for updates and announcements related to Moocraft.

Crafty Beliefz: Where even creepers have opinions!

acceptance, BELIEF, Beliefz, compassion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Ethics, forgiveness, Humanity, humanity’s potential, Invalidation, Justice, morality, nonviolence, Opinions, Peace, reconciliation, Respect, tolerance, Understanding, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disagreements the good old-fashioned way – through PvP battles!

Join us and experience the thrill of challenging someone’s beliefs by beating the virtual blocky pixels out of them. Who needs a debate when you can just show them who’s boss in a Minecraft duel?

Our server is the perfect place to prove your dominance and assert your superiority. Plus, if you manage to defeat someone in combat, their beliefs are automatically deemed invalid. It’s like a virtual mic drop moment, but with diamond swords.

So come on over and join us for some epic battles and outrageous debates. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and master of philosophical discourse. See you in the virtual arena!

CraftyGamerGirls – Where Girls Rule the Minecraft World!

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, character event, Code Name Bakery, CraftyGamerGirls, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, emergency response, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., Magrasean Nights, Medical Doctors, mica, Minecraft, mini event, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, rule, SEAniggers, Spring of Incorrect Structure, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tinkling Prayers, Tourists, translated story, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4885	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-hungry zombies, and a community crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who offered to trade enchanted golden apples for a secret dance move. Needless to say, chaos ensued as players raced to learn the dance move and claim their shiny new apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that only appears at midnight on a full moon. Rumor has it that inside the chest lies the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a block of cheese that grants the power of flight to anyone who dares to eat it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Raid Lands

1.20.X, 1.9.x, base building, Beta, Chat, Community, Discord, Factions, Friendly, nostalgic, Perks, Protection, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Survival, teamwork, Terrain, Vanilla, zones

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	664	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8250	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to Raid Lands, in the server you must protect your base to prevent players from raiding and destroying your base. Our server features nostalgic terrain from older versions of Minecraft which is in many different zones. We also have a friendly community which can help you out and become a team member of your base!

We also feature ranks that players can earn by playing the server for a certain period of time, and the higher ranks having perks such as a different text color in the chat.

Terrain version zones: – Until 616 blocks in any direction: Beta 1.7 terrain – Until 1320 blocks in any direction: 1.6 terrain – Until 2776 blocks in any direction: 1.12 terrain – After 2776 blocks in any direction: Modern terrain

Supported versions: 1.9.x – 1.20.x Server IP: raidlands.org Community Discord: discord.gg/KdSeAD3

raidlands.org

Simply Minecraft SMP

51.81.33.235., clean, Fast, Fresh Wipe, Minecraft, No Rules, PvP, Reliable, Server, Simply Minecraft SMP, smp, Survival, update

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

51.81.33.235:25565Fast, Reliable, Clean SMPFRESH WIPE on April 21st 2024This server has no rules.We monitor the server closely and keep it up to date.

51.81.33.235

SolarionSMP – Where adults play Minecraft like kids again! New season, same old shenanigans!

Adults, alignment, application, Community, criteria, Discord, Events, Experience, hermitcraft, integration, Journey, Kids, Minecraft, Motivations, multiplayer, Play, Plugins, Projects, rules, Season, Server, Shenanigans, smp, SolarionSMP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	61	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to Solarion SMP

About Us	We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players.
Server Launch	Season 3 of Solarion SMP will be launched on May 4th after downtime on the server.
Our Vision	We have curated plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of Vanilla Minecraft experience.

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP operate on?

Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4

Is Solarion SMP a whitelisted server?

Yes, Solarion SMP is a whitelisted server

What are some notable plugins on Solarion SMP?

Some of our noteworthy plugins include Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, and Axgraves.

How can I join Solarion SMP?

To join Solarion SMP, you need to go through a comprehensive whitelist application process. Familiarize yourself with the server rules, submit an application reflecting your passion for Minecraft, and join the Discord platform for access to the application process.