retorts – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

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New Server IP
Fallen Hope

Roleplay

Its a warrior cat server that’s pretty new but it has flameclan as thunderclan oceanclan as riverclan darkclan as shadowclan and sunclan as windclan.

149.56.39.132

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New Server IP
Lutorlandia Network

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Lutorlandia is a non-premium Minecraft server with a wide range of modalities created entirely by us, such as SkyWars, Survival, ArenaPvP, SkyBlock, etc.

IP: mc.lutorlandia.net WEB: https://lutorlandia.net STORE: https://lutorlandia.net/tienda TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Lutorlandia YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/user/Lutorlandia TS3: ts3.lutorlandia.net

mc.lutorlandia.net

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New Server IP
UsM Survival Server

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Everyone at the Official UsM Server Welcome you and hope to see you on the server soon if you are viewing our PMC page, we are always looking to grow our community!

Check us out on YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCar2-gujyNzOb3mPZ_bLm2w ) and you never know, you may see yourself in one of our daily videos.

Our server hopes to bring back the old, un-modded, vanilla server that we all used to play as we started minecraft…minimal plugins and just a basic test of how well you are able to survive with only the basics in minecraft.

158.69.169.179

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New Server IP
Crafted Serenity

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server Name: Crafted Serenity Website: http://playcsmc.com IP Address: playcs.in Game Play: [Survival][Build Competitions]

About us: Crafted Serenity has run since March 1st 2016. The year 2018 brought new things Releasing a Server Network otherwise now know as the CSMC Network. The Survival Server remains the same with a great track record of grief prevention, customer service, reliability and uptime. The Competitive Build Contests are the next thing on CSMC!

CraftedSerenity.com

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New Server IP
MountainCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

IP Address: 167.114.159.141:25611 Wesbite: http://mtnminecraft.enjin.com/ Discord: discord.gg/DjMXEKW Minecraft Version: Spigot 1.12.2 Gameplay: Semi-Vanilla, Normal Survival, PVP, Economy, Spawners

Why Choose Us? We are committed to running a professional server where all players are respected, and where everyone can have fun. Our staff is committed to doing everything we can to make our community grow and be happy. We will always go out of our way to act on feedback from our players.

Description: No Whitelist, all are welcome! We are a fairly young server with a core group of dedicated players, and lots of awesome additions and plugins. Griefing is not allowed in any way, but stealing from unlocked/unprotected chests is allowed. Gameplay is Semi-Vanilla, but we also have silk-able Spawners, Towny, Economy, mcMMO, Community, a Server Shop, Disguises, Chestshops, a Resource World, and more! There are great rewards for voting, including Crate-Keys, Playtime, Ranks, mcMMO Credits, and more! Please check out our website for lots more information, including awesome rank benefits!

Our server is professionally hosted and we do our best to keep everything running smoothly.

167.114.159.141:25611

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New Server IP
SwatsCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Servidor Factions IP: play.swatscraft.es http://swatscraft.es https://twitter.com/SwatsCraft https://www.facebook.com/SwatsCraftserver Server in beta version

play.swatscraft.es

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New Server IP
LegendaryMC

Hardcore, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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play.legendary.hu

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New Server IP
RiipPvp

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

We are a small factions community looking to grow big. Come check us out. We have player vaults and more awesome stuff for players!

51.254.181.157

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New Server IP
cjServers Prison Server

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

Our Prison Server offers a fantastic Minecraft 1.8-1.12 prison atmosphere with lots of great plugins. Mob arena, cells, stores, pvp and no pvp zones, spleef events, escapes, and more!!

We have a great ranking system with more unlockables as you climb in the ranks. When you join the prison you will start as a Newbie. After reading the rules you can rank up to a D-Prisoner for Free!

mc.cjservers.net:25567

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New Server IP
CityLyfe

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to CityLyfe citizen!

CityLyfe is a new modern economic city server that is evenly fun and realistic. We wanted to create an experience for players to be in a environment where it’s similar to real life. As a player of CityLyfe you can buy guns, houses/mansions, rent apartments and even start your own business.

167.114.48.204

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