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FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP
Argument, best responses, CLAPBACK, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback lines, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, FckU_NotToday, fuck you, insult, Minecraft, offensive, retort, Rude, Sassy, smp, snarky, verbal sparring, witty comebackOMG you guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have the most hilarious responses to “fuck you” ever! Like, one time someone said that in chat and our admin turned them into a chicken for a whole day! And another time, someone said it and our mod made them build a giant statue of a potato as punishment! It’s so random and crazy, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and see what wacky shenanigans we get up to next, it’s a total blast! -
CraftyComebackz
Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback insult, comeback joke, comeback line, comeback moment, comeback quote, comeback story, CraftyComebackz, epic burn, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult, quick wit, retort, savage comeback, sharp comeback, snappy comeback, witty comebackAre you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage? -
BlockyBanterCraft
BlockyBanterCraft, Burn, Clever, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback expert, comeback insults, comeback king, comeback lines, comeback master, comeback queen, comeback quotes, funny comeback, humor, insult, quick-witted, retort, savage, sharp-tongued, WittyAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior! -
CraftyComebackz
best insults, Burn, Clever, COMEBACK, comeback jokes, comeback king, comeback lines, comeback queen, comeback quotes, CraftyComebackz, epic comeback, funny, humor, insult, quick wit, response, retort, sassy comeback, savage, verbal sparring, WittyAre you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style! -
Mine Kingdoms
Economy, PvP Faction Skyblock Prison Creative Minigames Economy RPG Adventure Pixelmon PvP Survival Skywars KitPvP Hardcore Anarchy Vanilla Roleplay Hunger Games Modded Tekkit, Survival, TownyJoin our brand new Survival/Towny server, Mine Kingdoms! Create a nation full of towns and build wealth with your team. We offer ranks, kits, crates, and much more.
play.minekingdoms.com
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PETABYTE
Join our new Vanilla Minecraft server for a pure experience without donations, featuring a friendly community and full vanilla gameplay
mc.marhau.xyz:25812
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The Complicated SIMP server: Only slightly tainted with vanilla flavor 1.21.1
1.21.1, Adventure, armor, Community, COMPLICATED, endless world, equal opportunity, Exploration, flavor, Grief Prevention, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, multiplayer, oldest server, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, Plugins, Server, simp, slightly, smp, Survival, Tainted, Vanilla, world borderSimple SMP Minecraft Server
Server IP simplesmp.org Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.
Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.
Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.
Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.
Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.
Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
FAQ
Question Answer Are there any specific rules on the server? There are minimal rules on the server – just be respectful to others and enjoy your survival experience. Is PvP enabled on the server? Yes, PvP is enabled, but it’s up to you whether you want to engage in it or not. Can I join the server with my friends? Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join you on Simple SMP. Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? No, there is no limit to how long you can play. Feel free to stay on and enjoy the world as long as you like. -
Blocky Love Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans in the Minecraft universe.Why should you join our server, you ask? Because rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive that players have actually fallen in love with their pixelated counterparts. Yes, you heard that right! Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate in Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs in the town square. Chaos ensued, but it was the most epic battle our server has ever seen. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see for yourself why players can’t resist the temptation to log on and play. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “Why do I think she wants to have sex with me?” (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually try to have virtual sex with other players, that’s just weird.)
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Art Requestsss Minecraft SMP
art, art challenges., art community., art creativity, art development, art exploration., art improvement, Art inspiration, art learning, art practice, art progress, Art projects, art requests, art skills, art tips, artistic skills, creative requests, drawing techniques, hair drawing, Minecraft, Requestsss, smp, squaresAre you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for a wild ride where you can request anything your heart desires, whether it’s a giant statue of a potato or a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with artists who have mastered the art of drawing squares and hair, so you know you’re in good hands.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane stories you’ll ever hear. From a player who tamed a pack of creepers to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your creativity run wild in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
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TimeTravelerSMP: Don’t dig straight down!
advice, Childhood, Communication, Dig, dont, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, past mistakes, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Straight.., time travel, TimeTravelerSMP, Warning, wisdom, younger selfJoin our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of talking to your 10-year-old self! We’ve got time-traveling portals that will take you back to your childhood where you can give yourself all the warnings and advice you wish you had back then. Just be careful not to create any time paradoxes or you might end up stuck in a loop of awkward conversations with mini-you. Trust us, it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! -
YouthfulRegret – NowAddicted
10. Surprising actions, 11. Evolving mindset, 12. Lifestyle adjustments, 13. Overcoming stereotypes, 14. Breaking boundaries, 15. Embracing new experiences, 16. Challenging assumptions, 17. Shedding old beliefs, 18. Adapting to adulthood, 19. Reevaluating perspectives, 2. Changing habits, 20. Revisiting childhood expectations., 3. Adulting, 4. Unexpected behaviors, 5. Childhood beliefs, 6. personal growth, 7. Life changes, 8. self-reflection, 9. Maturing, growing up, NowAddicted, YouthfulRegretRemember when you were a kid and you swore you would never eat broccoli? Well, now you can’t get enough of it! Just like how you never thought you’d join a Minecraft server, but now you’re addicted to it like a creeper to TNT.Join our server for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and befriend a pet zombie named Bob (he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him).
We have epic treasure hunts that will make you feel like Indiana Jones, crazy parkour courses that will test your skills, and secret underground dungeons filled with loot (and maybe a few skeletons, but don’t worry, they’re harmless).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
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RaidCraft Minecraft Server
CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, extremist group, Fatalities, injured, Isis, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mission, Operation, Raid, raidcraft, security forces, Server, special forces, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, US service membersYo, so like, this server is lit af, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we out here slayin’ ISIS leaders left and right. Our players are so badass, they took down 4 of those suckers in a raid that left 7 US service members injured. But like, don’t worry, they’re tough cookies and they’ll be back in action in no time. Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we got diamond armor for days, so you’ll be lookin’ fly as hell while you’re kickin’ butt. Come join the fun, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! -
MinecraftMIGTransferKyiv
aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, discusses, eastern europe, fighter jets, fm, international relations, jets, kyiv, MIG 29, Military, military support, MinecraftMIGTransferKyiv, Polish, Possible.., SECURITY, Transfer, UkraineSo, like, come join our amaze-balls Minecraft server, where the Polish FM in Kyiv is like, talking about sending MiG-29 jets to Ukraine! Can you imagine flying around in a MiG-29 in Minecraft?! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Plus, we have this crazy story where the MiG-29 jets are actually being used to transport magical unicorns to a secret unicorn island in the game. So, like, join now and be part of the unicorn jet squad! It’s gonna be epic, trust me! -
Fire Stopper Minecraft Server
#sustainability, Burning, carbon emissions, climate action, climate change, conservation, Creation, Earth, ecological disaster, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, Fire, Fossil Fuels, future generations, global warming, History, Humanity, Minecraft, planet, renewable energy, Server, stopper, threatLOL join dis server cuz we got FIYAH! not like the bad kind that’s burning da planet, but da good kind dat keeps u warm at night. we got fire everywhere, like a firework show but all da time. u can build ur house out of fire if u want, cuz why not? we got firefighters on standby just in case things get outta hand, but don’t worry, they’re trained professionals. come join us and experience the heat of the hottest server around! 🔥🔥🔥