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StepDadSassCraft

aita, apoplectic., Author, Birthday, Chinese book, family, gift, horror novel, maddening, relationship, retort, snarky, Stepbrother, StepDadSassCraft, Stepfather, stephen king, taiwan, Translated, Upset, vassal state, Visit

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	181	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Star Shards Collected:	175
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

BlockyBanterCraft

BlockyBanterCraft, Burn, Clever, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback expert, comeback insults, comeback king, comeback lines, comeback master, comeback queen, comeback quotes, funny comeback, humor, insult, quick-witted, retort, savage, sharp-tongued, Witty

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

CraftyComebackz

best insults, Burn, Clever, COMEBACK, comeback jokes, comeback king, comeback lines, comeback queen, comeback quotes, CraftyComebackz, epic comeback, funny, humor, insult, quick wit, response, retort, sassy comeback, savage, verbal sparring, Witty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

GenderRevealBdayClash

Birthday, birthday trip, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disneyland, family, Gender Reveal, GenderRevealBdayClash, Las Vegas, Plans, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Schedule, sister, Support, travel

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through family drama that makes the Kardashians look tame.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find out your virtual sister is planning a gender reveal party on your virtual birthday. And not just any party, a party with 14+ virtual guests. Talk about virtual sibling rivalry!

But wait, there’s more! You can also experience the thrill of standing your ground and putting your virtual foot down. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of virtual creepers, join us now! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the family dynamics.

KindDeed4Free – Minecraft SMP

Altruism, Charity, community service, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, giving back, Good deeds, helping hand, helping others, KindDeed4Free, Kindness, Making A Difference, Minecraft, paying it forward, philanthropy, positive impact, random acts of kindness, Selflessness, smp, spreading love, Support, Volunteer work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6191
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of llamas. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a potato just because someone said it couldn’t be done?

But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Hide and Seek with Creepers” and “TNT Fishing Tournament” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… well, TNT. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party that only happens during full moons.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where kindness is rewarded with diamond blocks and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you on the server, and remember: always be kind, unless someone steals your diamonds. Then it’s fair game.

BlockyBliss

Achievements, balance, BlockyBliss, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Nature, Peace, positivity, purpose, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	319564	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Do you know what makes me happy in life? Joining this epic Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a diamond pickaxe that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So, if you want to experience the magic and madness of this server, come join us and let the good times roll!

KurskCraft: Leopard2Defense

advances, armored vehicles, BOOSTING, Conflict, Defense, defense chief, deliveries, eastern front, European, German, germany, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leopard 2 tank, Leopard2Defense, Military, nato, SECURITY, Support, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

hav u ever wanted to ride a leopard tank in minecraft? well dis server got u covered, cuz our german defense chief is all about boosting leopard 2 tank deliveries in kursk! join now and be part of the epic battle against ukrainian advances, ride tanks, blow stuff up, and have a blast with ur pals! come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a tank master in dis crazy world!

BrunesCraft: Where Brunettes and Brunes Unite!

brown hair, Brunes, BrunesCraft, brunette definition, brunette facts, brunette hair, brunette history, brunette meaning, brunette men, brunette origin, brunette stereotypes, brunette tag, brunette trivia, brunette women, brunettes, brunettes vs brunes, gender stereotypes, hair color, men with brown hair, unite, women with brown hair

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where brunettes rule the land! we have a secret society of brunes who have magical powers and can summon giant chocolate bars to fight off evil mobs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet squirrel that can do your mining for you while you sit back and sip on a pumpkin spice latte.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a true brune warrior!

BrainwaveRx: Electric Med Infusion

accurate method, Brain, brain health, brain therapy, brain tumors, BrainwaveRx, drug delivery, drug therapies, Electric, electric field, external reservoir, Infusion, innovative treatment, life saving, Med, Medical research, Medicine, neurological diseases, neuroscience, researchers, specific targets, timely delivery, Treatment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1863	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mines Excavated:	4299
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but ur brain is like “nah, not today bro”? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for ur brain’s laziness! we got this crazy new method where we zap u with electric fields to infuse u with all the minecraft goodness u need. it’s like getting a brain massage but with blocks and creepers instead of oils and candles.

join us and experience the ultimate brain therapy while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs boring old medicine when u can have a dose of minecraft madness instead? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get zappin’ and craftin’!

VeneziaMC

Architecture, Claim, cool mods, Create, developer, Empire, Event, games, Inspired, Mini Games, Modded, nation, power, Roleplay, rp, RPG, splatoon, Survival, TITAN, Vanilla, Vinci, werewolf

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Emeralds Found:	4506	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Veneziamc wants to offer you a modded RPG gameplay [construit ton empire, claim le et devient la nation la plus puissante] and RP [petite survie remplie d’évent et d’architecture] (with create and lots of cool mods), as well as vanilla gameplay with new games configured by our developer (the Vinci inspired by splatoon and the Titan inspired by the werewolf of thiercelieux)

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Towny

Adventures, BUILD, collaborate, Community, dream town, Explore, Fly, immersive world, minecraft server, new players, seasoned players, Survival, Towny, welcoming environment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to Towny Survival! Join our friendly community where everyone has the ability to fly and explore a vast, immersive world. Build your dream town, collaborate with others, and embark on exciting adventures. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, our server offers a welcoming environment for all.

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Not Left Behind Minecraft Server

Adventure, Allies, Bravery, courage, determination, Escape, friendship, Hero’s Journey, Heroes, left, left behind, loyalty, Minecraft, perseverance, Protagonist, rescued, SAVED, Server, Sidekick, Survival, teamwork, triumph, Victory

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of being the sidekick in every adventure? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally be the hero! Join us and become the ultimate legend in a world where even the chickens have epic quests.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a creeper challenge Chuck Norris to a TNT throwing contest and let’s just say, the creeper is still picking up the pieces.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of golden apples leading you to the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and stacks on stacks of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and show the world that you are the true hero who didn’t get left behind!

LeakyBlackMythReviewsMC-SMP

25 hours long, 50 transformations, 8.5/10, Boring, Cinematics, devil may cry, English Dub, Game, goty, graphics, Leaks.., LeakyBlackMythReviewsMCSMP, main story, Real Black Myth Reviews, serviceable, Skill Tree, Small, souls fans, stutters

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	163
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the main story is a whopping 25 hours long – that’s longer than it takes for a creeper to explode in your face!

But wait, there’s more! We have over 50 transformations that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. And if you think the game gets boring without these transformations, just wait until you see our small skill tree – it’s so small, it makes a baby chicken look like a giant!

Our game may stutter a bit, but that just adds to the challenge – it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode! And don’t even get me started on our cinematics – they’re so good, you’ll be scratching your head trying to follow along like a confused villager.

And if you’re a souls fan, you’ll find our game a walk in the park – literally, because we have a beautiful park in our server that you can stroll through while admiring the stunning graphics. One reviewer even said our game plays more like Devil May Cry, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a game that’s good enough to run for Game of the Year – one reviewer even gave it an 8.5/10, which is higher than the number of diamonds you’ll find in a mineshaft!