Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.
Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!
Join our brand new Survival/Towny server, Mine Kingdoms! Create a nation full of towns and build wealth with your team. We offer ranks, kits, crates, and much more.
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Join our new Vanilla Minecraft server for a pure experience without donations, featuring a friendly community and full vanilla gameplay
mc.marhau.xyz:25812
| Server IP | simplesmp.org |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd |
Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.
Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.
Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.
Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.
Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.
Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | There are minimal rules on the server – just be respectful to others and enjoy your survival experience. |
| Is PvP enabled on the server? | Yes, PvP is enabled, but it’s up to you whether you want to engage in it or not. |
| Can I join the server with my friends? | Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join you on Simple SMP. |
| Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? | No, there is no limit to how long you can play. Feel free to stay on and enjoy the world as long as you like. |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Because rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive that players have actually fallen in love with their pixelated counterparts. Yes, you heard that right! Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate in Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs in the town square. Chaos ensued, but it was the most epic battle our server has ever seen. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see for yourself why players can’t resist the temptation to log on and play. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “Why do I think she wants to have sex with me?” (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually try to have virtual sex with other players, that’s just weird.)
Join us for a wild ride where you can request anything your heart desires, whether it’s a giant statue of a potato or a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with artists who have mastered the art of drawing squares and hair, so you know you’re in good hands.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane stories you’ll ever hear. From a player who tamed a pack of creepers to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your creativity run wild in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
Join our server for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and befriend a pet zombie named Bob (he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him).
We have epic treasure hunts that will make you feel like Indiana Jones, crazy parkour courses that will test your skills, and secret underground dungeons filled with loot (and maybe a few skeletons, but don’t worry, they’re harmless).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
