retiring Minecraft Servers

Retiring

  • Remember the Date Minecraft SMP

    Remember the Date Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most meme-tastic server out there! We have retired the Bobo meme on /biz/ and replaced it with the Bobo Minecraft SMP meme – it’s the next level of internet culture, trust us.

    Join our server for a chance to ride on flying llamas, battle giant chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious characters like the legendary Bobo himself, who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dance Dance Revolution with Creepers” and “Hot Potato with Ender Pearls” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Retiring in Thailand Early Minecraft SMP

    Retiring in Thailand Early Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the rat race and ready to escape to a tropical paradise like Thailand/SEA? Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your dream life today! With outrageous stories like leaving the US forever and never working again, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. We’ve got players with massive portfolios, no debts, and a knack for making wild investments in BTC/NVDA/VOO. Who needs a corporate job when you can live off your Minecraft earnings? Join us and make your wildest dreams a reality – just watch out for creepers along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

    CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

    On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gura Is Retiring Soon Minecraft SMP

    Gura Is Retiring Soon Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that Gura, the legendary Minecraft player, is retiring soon and passing on the torch to a new generation of players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the one chosen to inherit Gura’s diamond pickaxe of power! But be warned, the competition is fierce and you’ll have to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to prove your worth. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Creepers & Cheeky Chickens Server: Where Pixels Party & Blocks Battle! #4300

    Crafty Creepers & Cheeky Chickens Server: Where Pixels Party & Blocks Battle! #4300

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, building roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even participating in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Meek, a mysterious creature who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet creeper that won’t explode, and the third wish is a surprise that even we don’t know about yet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HezboSmashCraft

    HezboSmashCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and be like idf killing senior hezbollah terrorist hassan khalil yassin in a wild strike on beirut! unleash your inner warrior and take down enemies like a boss. build your own fortress and defend it from crazy attacks. trust us, it’s gonna be lit af! come join the madness now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vanilla Survival but with no crystals allowed, who needs that sparkle anyways

    Vanilla Survival but with no crystals allowed, who needs that sparkle anyways

    New Minecraft Servers

    sVanilla Survival Server Overview

    IP corn.gg
    Region USA East

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

    FAQ – Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    Why choose sVanilla Survival? – Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla, players have freedom to explore, build, or PvP without hacked clients.– Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.– Quality of Life: Some tweaks for convenience without deviating from the authentic feel.– Bartering Economy: Trading with other players instead of economy plugins.– Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.– Permanent Legacy: Map will never reset, so monuments built will stand for years.– TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier tree farming or destruction machines.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Corn Nightmare Minecraft Server

    Corn Nightmare Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you’re tired of being haunted by corn in your dreams – we promise our server is 100% corn-free! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress our feathered overlords!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan movie. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling crazy mobs, and forming alliances with other players. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a diamond mine. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever watched a Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle while wearing diamond armor made out of cheese? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky Minecraft experience anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP