Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?
But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.
Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!
Instead of taking out a $10,000 loan for your mom, why not spend that money on building a virtual castle for your girlfriend of 7 years? You can even save up for a diamond engagement ring by mining for resources in our server. Plus, you won’t have to worry about pesky HOA fees or insurance costs – the only thing you’ll need to insure is your diamond armor.
So leave your financial woes behind and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have virtual adventures and build your dream home without any debt? It’s time to dig, build, and craft your way to happiness in our crazy, debt-free world.
Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!
Imagine a world where you have to choose between feeding your virtual Minecraft kids or donating 10% of your virtual gross income to a virtual church. Will you make the right decision, or will you end up in a virtual dilemma like this poor soul?
With crazy challenges and outrageous scenarios, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs retirement accounts when you can invest in virtual diamonds and gold blocks?
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the madness. Remember, in this world, anything is possible, even donating your virtual income to a virtual church!
Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:
Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more
Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!
Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.
Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.
Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.
Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah
We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.
mc.scanash.xyz
Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.
| Cross-Platform Play: | Java and Bedrock players unite! |
| Custom Biomes: | Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End |
| Origins System: | Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP |
| Team Play: | Form alliances and build together |
| Dynamic Economy: | Set up shops and trade with other players |
| Live Map: | Navigate our world easily with Dynmap |
Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.
Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!
Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.
Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!
Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.
Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf
We can’t wait to see you in-game!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players. |
| How do I choose an origin in the Origins System? | Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin. |
| Can I create my own team on the server? | Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players. |
| Is there a way to set up shops in the game? | Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players. |
| How can I access the live map feature? | The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time. |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your chivalrous side by always giving up the best loot for your fellow players. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, don’t worry, we have a whole community ready to debate whether you were right or wrong in your decision-making.
So come join us, where the only thing bigger than our world is the heart of our players (and maybe the hitboxes of our mobs, but we don’t talk about that).
But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.
So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!
Picture this: a world where llamas are the ultimate rulers, where diamond armor is so last season and everyone rides around on llama-back. Our server is a llama lover’s paradise, where you can build your dream llama palace, compete in llama fashion shows, and even participate in llama-themed treasure hunts.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner llama fanatic and join a community of like-minded players, then come on down to our server and let the llama shenanigans begin! Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server when suddenly you come across a group of villagers being attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Do you save the villagers and risk getting pecked to death, or do you run away and live to mine another day? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast said to guard a treasure trove of diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. Will you muster up the courage to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches, or will you cower in fear like a noob?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your decision-making skills and provide endless hours of entertainment, then join us today! Just remember, the fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands…no pressure or anything.