RETIREMENT PLANS Minecraft Servers

RETIREMENT PLANS Minecraft Servers

  • Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

    Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 3771
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

    Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

    ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 3050
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty Break Time Server

    MineCrafty Break Time Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 2725
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of the daily grind? Ready to retire to a life of leisure and creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can lift virtual weights, cook pixelated meals for your blocky family, and paint masterpieces on the side of a mountain (or a sheep, if you’re feeling wild). Who needs real life when you can have all this fun in the virtual world? Join us now and start living your retirement dreams!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerRetireMC Server

    BoomerRetireMC Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7343
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Votes: 1541

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being stuck in a sandwich generation before you even get a chance to mine your first block! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Are you tired of your in-game parents constantly eyeing your virtual savings and expecting you to hand over all your diamonds? Well, on our server, we promote financial independence and responsibility. No more worrying about supporting your in-game parents after they retire from mining coal.

    Join us and escape the clutches of in-game parental financial dependence. Build your own virtual empire without the pressure of funding someone else’s virtual retirement. And hey, if you need a break from mining, feel free to go on virtual outings with your friends or even virtual dates without someone constantly asking for your virtual money.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s mine our way to financial freedom together. And remember, it’s not selfish to want to be financially independent in the virtual world too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrandparentGoneWild

    GrandparentGoneWild
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2292
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

    Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 6636
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Emeralds Found: 5296
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Dimension Hops: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

    Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

    So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Medieval Unlimited

    Medieval Unlimited
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 9153
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Runes Activated: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Medieval Unlimited Server Overview

    Server IP medievalunlimited.online
    Discord https://discord.gg/pP9H9ZF4pm

    Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.

    Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:

    • Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
    • Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
    • Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.
    • Explore our seemingly endless custom map with 20km of playable area and 55+ handcrafted biomes.
    • Build with 500+ new blocks including custom furniture and decorations.
    • Devote yourself to a religion, make offerings, complete rituals, and partake in grand holy wars.
    • Survive uniquely realistic survival mechanics like food spoilage and preservation, stamina, thirst, and more.
    • Spill blood with over 150 new custom weapons, including throwing weapons!
    • Decorate you and your armies with countless new armor sets, helmets, hats, clothing, and heraldry.
    • Choose your path and make your own lore – a true medieval sandbox.
    • Fight realistic enemy mobs like Cannibals, Bandits, Raiders, and dangerous wild animals!
    • Work together or against the server to complete unique community quests.
    • Hunt wild animals with a Red Dead Redemption inspired hunting system including tiered pelts and special animal drops.
    • Enjoy our item based economy with no pay to win and no loot crates!
    • Challenge yourself to complete a fully fleshed out Achievements system.
    • Fight or hide in random events like Night Raids and Kingdom Outposts.
    • Create your own shops to sell your items or services.
    • Compete against other Kingdoms in themed building competitions for grand rewards.
    • Mount your steed with a fully functioning stable mechanic including customizable and upgradable horses, mules, and donkeys.
    • Battle in ranked duels against other players and become the best fighter on the server!
    • Care for completely overhauled and unique-to-this server livestock – tame, breed, harvest, feed our accurately modelled, gendered, and personable animals!
    • and MUCH more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mother’s Echoes 1.20.6

    Mother’s Echoes 1.20.6
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 4392
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Runes Activated: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and expression, just like this guy’s chaotic family dynamic! We promise to listen to your thoughts and feelings, even if you wave your hands around like a madman. Our server is the perfect place for misunderstood souls to come together and build a world where emotions run wild. Forget about thug creampies and chad stepfathers, join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about normies and their inability to understand. Let’s express ourselves through blocks and pixels, because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos? Come join us and let it all out, just like this guy did with his mom and stepdad, but without the yelling and punishment. Let’s build a world where emotions are welcome and expression is key, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FatherInLawCraft

    FatherInLawCraft
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5427
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 6066
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate drama-filled adventure!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game wife wants to name your virtual son after her in-game father. But here’s the catch – her father is a virtual jerk! He’s verbally abusive to his virtual wife, a former virtual alcoholic, and holds virtual harmful views. And now, your virtual wife is throwing a virtual fit because you refuse to name your virtual child after this virtual asshat.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the virtual family drama unfold as you navigate through virtual challenges and virtual conflicts. Will you stand your ground and refuse to honor the virtual jerk? Or will you give in to virtual pressure and name your virtual child after him?

    Don’t miss out on the virtual insanity! Join our server now and experience the craziest virtual rollercoaster ride of your life. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SquidGameSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SquidGameSurvivor – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8351
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft SMP like no other, where you have to survive squid game challenges to stay alive! That’s right, we’re talking red light, green light, tug of war, and even that crazy glass bridge thingy. And the best part? The winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! So come join us if you think you have what it takes to survive squid game in Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelFuturama

    PixelFuturama
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 2920
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Mines Excavated: 4624
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Chimeras Created: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you thought flying cars and robot butlers would be the norm by now? Well, we may not have those yet, but we do have the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can talk, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly (they just want hugs, okay?).

    Our server is so amazing, even Steve himself is jealous. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, crafting diamond armor like a boss.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our crazy Minecraft universe? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (well, at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrusselsCraft Server: X’s Algorithm Docs

    BrusselsCraft Server: X’s Algorithm Docs
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4109
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how Brussels be all up in everyone’s business, right? well, dis server be like Brussels but in Minecraft form. we got algorithms for days, man. like, our algorithm game be so strong, it’s like we’re reading minds or something. join dis server if u wanna see some next level stuff, like seriously. we got documents and secrets and all dat good stuff. come hang out with us and be part of the algorithm revolution, yo.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EngelsFireCraft

    EngelsFireCraft
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3734
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Mines Excavated: 3610
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the craziness never stops! just like this russian oil depot that’s been burning for FOUR DAYS after being attacked by ukranian drones!

    we’ve got explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server! who needs boring old vanilla minecraft when you can join us and experience the thrill of constant danger and excitement?!

    build your own oil depot and defend it from enemy attacks, or join forces with other players to launch drone strikes on your enemies! the possibilities are endless on our server!

    so what are you waiting for?! come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zombie Ghost Skeletons

    Zombie Ghost Skeletons
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7269
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic because, like, our bodies are, like, skeletons wrapped in zombies possessed by ghosts. it’s, like, a total party in here, dude. you gotta join to see all the craziness that goes down. plus, we have, like, a secret underground lair where we throw the wildest parties with creepers and endermen. it’s, like, a real blast, man. so, like, come join us and let’s get spooky together, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Galactic Star Quest

    Galactic Star Quest
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1035
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5540 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 419 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Animals Bred: 168

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server! we got more stars than the andromeda galaxy, like 200 million or something. we estimate there’s like 1 trillion stars total, but who’s counting? our server is so lit, even the hubble space telescope can’t handle it. we got so many stars that even the less massive ones are like “wow, i feel so insignificant here”. join us and be part of the most star-studded minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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