Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

retiré, player comparisons, US, professional athletes, Legends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

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ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

grandchildren, aging gracefully, family time, age, golden years

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MineCrafty Break Time Server

Server, cook meals, Working, Time, RETIREMENT PLANS

Tired of the daily grind? Ready to retire to a life of leisure and creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can lift virtual weights, cook pixelated meals for your blocky family, and paint masterpieces on the side of a mountain (or a sheep, if you’re feeling wild). Who needs real life when you can have all this fun in the virtual world? Join us now and start living your retirement dreams!

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BoomerRetireMC Server

budgeting, sandwich generation, intergenerational relationships, family expectations, BoomerRetireMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being stuck in a sandwich generation before you even get a chance to mine your first block! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of your in-game parents constantly eyeing your virtual savings and expecting you to hand over all your diamonds? Well, on our server, we promote financial independence and responsibility. No more worrying about supporting your in-game parents after they retire from mining coal.

Join us and escape the clutches of in-game parental financial dependence. Build your own virtual empire without the pressure of funding someone else’s virtual retirement. And hey, if you need a break from mining, feel free to go on virtual outings with your friends or even virtual dates without someone constantly asking for your virtual money.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s mine our way to financial freedom together. And remember, it’s not selfish to want to be financially independent in the virtual world too!

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GrandparentGoneWild

family boundaries, Parenting styles, visitation restrictions, intergenerational communication, long distance relationships

Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

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ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

perseverance, everyday, Frustration, unappreciated, Brightly

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

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Pasta SMP RPG Adventure

Daily Rewards Custom Terrain, Custom Mobs Badges, RPG, Adventure, Custom Mobs

Welcome to PastaSMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival RPG Experience
Supported Versions	1.21-1.21.1
Java IP	play.pastasmp.net
Bedrock IP	bedrock.pastasmp.net
Server Features	Custom Terrain Custom Mobs and Items Dungeons Bosses Badges Quests Guild Challenges Daily Rewards Skills And more

FAQ

What versions of Minecraft are supported?

We support Minecraft versions 1.21 to 1.21.1.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, we have custom terrain, mobs, items, dungeons, bosses, badges, quests, guild challenges, daily rewards, skills, and more.

How can I join the server?

You can join using the Java IP: play.pastasmp.net or the Bedrock IP: bedrock.pastasmp.net.

RoseSMP Economy – OP Survival & Lifesteal Realm – Releasing Soon

RoseSMP, Economy, Realm, Survival, LifeSteal

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	OP Survival and lifesteal realm
Gameplay Mechanics	Focused on player economy, valuable Dragon Egg item
Community Aspects	Event with $10 store voucher giveaway, Discord community
Discord	discord.gg/rosesmp

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server be released?	The server is releasing soon, stay tuned for updates.
What is the main focus of the OP Survival realm?	The main focus is on player economy and obtaining valuable items like the Dragon Egg.
How can I participate in the event for the store voucher?	Join the Discord community and follow the event details provided.

Anarchy Network – Pure Survival Experience

Experience, semi anarchy, Survival, Network, Anarchy

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Key Features	Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, hosted in New York City, NY, USA. Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server offering a pure survival experience with minimal rules and modifications.
Gameplay Mechanics	Online 24/7, join on Java Minecraft versions 1.7.2 to 1.21.5 (recommended 1.21.4), world border set to 2 Million blocks, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, griefing/PvP allowed, /spawn command for distant players, nether roof access allowed, and more.
Community Aspects	Rules against exploits, lag machines, duping, spamming, and using harassment/racial slurs to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?	While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.
2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?	This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and has some limitations in place. Cheats are not allowed as they ruin other players’ experience.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: Join our Discord

EldoradoMC Adventure Server

Voting Crates, Aura skills, EldoradoMC, Java Version, mysterious city

EldoradoMC Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Fun plug-ins like aura skills, jobs, ranks, lands, voting crates, silkspawners
Gameplay Mechanics	PVP enabled, protect yourself with claims
Community Aspects	Active Discord server for players to connect
Server IP	eldorado.mc.gg (use port 25684 for Bedrock)
Website	eldorado.mc.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server on?	Java version 1.21.4
Are there any special secrets on the server?	Yes, players need to explore to uncover them
Is PVP allowed?	Yes, PVP is enabled

Retirement Plans