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Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3269	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineCrafty Break Time Server

Break, cook meals, Cooking, family, family activities, family meals, family time, lift weights, minecrafty, paint, Painting, Retirement, retirement aspirations, retirement dreams, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, Server, Time, tired, tired of working, wanting to retire, weightlifting, work exhaustion, Working

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Tired of the daily grind? Ready to retire to a life of leisure and creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can lift virtual weights, cook pixelated meals for your blocky family, and paint masterpieces on the side of a mountain (or a sheep, if you’re feeling wild). Who needs real life when you can have all this fun in the virtual world? Join us now and start living your retirement dreams!

BoomerRetireMC Server

BoomerRetireMC, budgeting, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, filial piety, financial burden, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, generational responsibility, intergenerational relationships, parent’s retirement, retirement income, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, sandwich generation, saving goals, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1731	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being stuck in a sandwich generation before you even get a chance to mine your first block! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of your in-game parents constantly eyeing your virtual savings and expecting you to hand over all your diamonds? Well, on our server, we promote financial independence and responsibility. No more worrying about supporting your in-game parents after they retire from mining coal.

Join us and escape the clutches of in-game parental financial dependence. Build your own virtual empire without the pressure of funding someone else’s virtual retirement. And hey, if you need a break from mining, feel free to go on virtual outings with your friends or even virtual dates without someone constantly asking for your virtual money.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s mine our way to financial freedom together. And remember, it’s not selfish to want to be financially independent in the virtual world too!

GrandparentGoneWild

absent grandparent, car accident aftermath, communication breakdown, daughter conflict, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, generational divide, grandkids, grandparent guilt, GrandparentGoneWild, grandparenting challenges, intergenerational communication, long distance relationships, moving across the country, Parenting styles, Resentment, RETIREMENT PLANS, visitation restrictions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	4852	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Brightly, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams crushed, everyday, Frustration, goldstein, hard work, HOURS, INEQUALITY, Laughter, luxury, Mr, perseverance, RETIREMENT PLANS, Shine, ShineCraft, Shines, tfw, unappreciated, unfairness, wealth, Yacht

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Farms Harvested:	397	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	495330	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	3854
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

Survival War

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Survival War is a Minecraft Java and Bedrock PvP Survival server! There are many additions such as an economy included on the server: you can create shops yourself or use the server shop. There is a system to teleport you to other players!

What are you waiting for? Join the adventure!

survivalwar.exaroton.me:27168

The green cod

Abilities, Antigrief, Balanced Economy, Banks, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

The Green Cod is a simple survival world for those players who enjoy simplicity and want to forget about problems during their stay! This is a One-Man-Made server by Vergor and helped by friends to maintain – The thing is that everyone should be kind to everyone and the server is always in need of more staff and players!

PlayTGC.com

CublayCraft Minecraft server

Clans, Economy, Events, Large Online, License, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No pvp, No Wipes, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Farms Harvested:	896
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6690	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Private minecraft server – CubLay Craft. The server is located on a good paid hosting. To access the server you need a license. A server with friendly players, without griefers and cheaters. Access to the server is absolutely free, to play on the server you need to fill out an application on our website.For details, write to the server manager’s discord – sasha_game

cublaycraft.ru

SutroCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Survival Server 1.8-1.18.x VERY Difficult With PvP, Clans, Advanced Enchantments, Upgradable Skills, Battle Pass, Mobarena, Mobs with levels, and much more!

play.sutrocraft.me

Steel PvP

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Emeralds Found:	2757	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	64
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Steel PvP, is currently the only 1.16 HCF server! Create a faction, build a base, fight other players and get on top of the factions list. IP: steelpvp.com

steelpvp.com

Old school survival

Faction Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Farms Harvested:	843	New Chunks Explored:	478551
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

This is a survival server with old school Minecraft at its roots. This is not a fancy server with 100s of plugins. We are keeping it simple and using Factions with TNT block damage disabled as well as creeper explosions disabled. Raiding and PvP Encouraged, work for what you get and survive the vanilla Minecraft Experience. Some subtle plugins we have to promote good game play is mob health, player health, lag prevention plugins Anticombat logging. Cant wait to see you all.

147.135.97.132:21773

Mypex.id421571 Minecraft server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	153
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

• How to play: http://t.me/Cheatblackrussia26• Don’t know how to log into the server: http://t.me/Cheatblackrussia26

The server runs on Minecraft PE version 1.1.5• Download for Android: http://t.me/Cheatblackrussia26

12b12t

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	4049
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	3517
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

12b12t is an anarchy server with no rules, no bans, no kicks, and no fear of admins punishing you.

To see the server’s information, please join the Discord.

Join the Discord server to get notified about server starts, and also be able to start the server: https://dsc.gg/12b12t

12b12t.ga:26657

Brodding Empire

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Hi this is a towny / Towny War Swedish / English server welcome to your fun and we are a fun community with many fun plugin and more to come

brodding_empire.apexmc.co:25770

Meicraft

Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4872
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Meicraft is a non-premium survival-oriented Minecraft server 1.18You can play on different devices both as java and bedrock.

We have:– custom vehicles– unique biomes– skills– missions– jobs– installmentsand much more!

play.meicraft.net