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DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Animals Bred:	33
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

CraftyTrolls R Us

1. Turkey, adventure 2. Turkish, Ancient Ruins, CraftyTrolls, culture, Exploration, Günoo, Hiking, historical sites, Mediterranean, outdoor activities, sightseeing 3. Anatolia, tourism, travel, travel blog 4. Turkish Riviera, travel inspiration, Travel Photography, Turkish cuisine, vacation 5. Turkish coast

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

adult content, adult games, alternative games, arousal, BLOCK, Entertainment, explicit content, feeling, frisky, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, h games, horny, mature content, mature games, Minecraft, NSFW, Online Games, regular games, Roll, Server, steam games, taboo games, video games, Youre

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

Cavemans, Crafty, crazy, emotional well being, gender equality, Gender Roles, identity crisis, manhood, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, mental health, modern society, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, societal standards, Societys, Struggles, Surviving, toxic masculinity, traditional values, world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

4koma, baggage, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, lol, madness, Manga, Minecraft, News, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

#lightsout, #nightowl, #nightynight, #pillowtalk, #sleepyhead, #sweetdreams, Bed.., BEDROOM, bedtime, Crafty, CREEPERS, dreaming, Dreamland, Goodnight, NAP, Nighttime, OFFLINE, REST, resting, Sleep, sleeptime, tired, zzz., Zzzs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Blocky Broads & Bros

acceptance, blocky, Boys, breaking barriers, Broads, bros, Diversity, empowerment, equality, gender, Gender Fluidity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Girls, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, LGBTQ, nonconformity, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	7388
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

Adventure, ArgenCraft, argentina, Buenos Aires, cost of living, CREEPERS, culture, diamonds, Economy, expat life, Food, immigration, Job Opportunities, Lifestyle, living abroad, peso, Politics, Relocation, Safety, south america, spanish language, tango, travel, valuable, wine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Emeralds Found:	5210	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, LIVESTREAMING, Llamas, millie, nina, Online Community, Previous thread, Reimu, social media, twitch, twitter, video sharing, YeetCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

blocky, controversial, discrimination, Diversity, enjoyment, Faggots, FUNLAND, Gaming, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Leftist, niggers, offensive, Politics, PoliticsFree, prejudice, racism, sexism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Strong Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!