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NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Apology, awkward moments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, daughter-in-law, DISRESPECTFUL, dress code, family dynamics, family gatherings, flirty behavior, highschool graduation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, NoDramaMIL, parenting, public embarrassment, retirement party, sarcasm, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Farms Harvested:	585
Villages Defended:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

NoRetirePartyPlz

Boss, Cake, coworker, Decline, Disappointment, Friend, Generosity, gift, Hosting, HR, NoRetirePartyPlz, outside working hours, party planner, potluck, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement party, TEAM, team manager, time consuming, Workplace

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

Based or Cringe Minecraft SMP

Based, based or cringe, Community, controversial, cringe, debate, discussion, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, opinion, Popular, reaction, smp, social media, trend, Video, viral

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	529049	Crops Grown:	1124
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty Gender Bender Minecraft Server

Bender, body in a vat, breast implants, cock delete, Crafty, cringe, expensive procedure, female body, gender, gender confirmation surgery, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, grind, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, PEASANT, Science, science limitations, Server, side effects, soul transfer, transgender community, transgenderism

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7789	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate glow-up? Look no further, because on our server, we offer a special potion that will transform your character into a 100% female body with no major side effects! Say goodbye to your old blocky self and hello to a whole new you!

Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.

Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!

Crafty Steve’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Beginner, blockchain technology, Crafty, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Epic, financial education, financial literacy, financial management, financial markets, Financial Planning, investing, Minecraft, noob, online learning, personal finance, Pirate, reading the charts, smp, Steves, stock market, Technical Analysis, Trading, Udemy course

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ores Mined:	5803
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob in the world of personal finance, economics, trading, blockchain technology, and reading the charts? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and learn all of these skills in the most outrageous way possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!

MiniTime | Anarchy | 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, active community, Anarchy, Competitions, constant updates, IMPROVEMENTS, Interesting prizes, minecraft server, MiniTime, referral system, Shop, Unique Events

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Active community

Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes

Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!

Constant updates and improvements

65.108.100.119:25721

Magical Kyouko’s Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, costume, FANTASY, Halloween, homura akemi, japanese animation, Kyouko Kinyobi, Kyouko Sakura, Kyoukos, MAGICAL, magical girl form, magical girl series, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, mami tomoe, Manga, Minecraft, Sayaka Miki, Server, Supernatural, transformation, Trick or treating, witches

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Towns Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchantments Applied:	191
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	2862	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where magical girls roam the land in search of candy and adventure! Join us and transform into your magical girl form to show off your powers while trick or treating. Who needs a costume when you can dazzle everyone with your magical abilities?

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?

So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!

The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

Alien, Creature, design, DISAPPOINTING, DUMBEST, dumbest looking, Extraterrestrial, Failure, fictional, Flop, Horror, least scary, Minecraft, Monster, movie monster, Romulus, Scary, Sci Fi, smp, Space, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsuccessful, xenomorphs

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchantments Applied:	174	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7729
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, barge pole, car brands, Chinese cars, Chinese manufacturing, clash, comparison, consumer preferences, Crafty, cultural influences, Daihatsu, debate, economic factors., foreign cars, Indian Manufacturing, international trade, Mahindra pickup, market trends, Minecraft, purchasing decisions, Quality, Reliability, Server, Suzuki Stockman

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	94
Farms Harvested:	194	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!

Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer

Anime, Ankou Matsuri, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, Minecraft, News Update, Panzer, smp, Space, tank battle, tank community, tank competition, tank culture, tank enthusiasts, tank event, tank fans, tank festival, tank strategy, tank tactics, tank teams, tank warfare, tankery, Und, Upcoming Event

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft SMP ever created! Join us for Ankou Matsuri, where the villagers have gone absolutely bonkers and are throwing a massive festival in just 16 days! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will be making a guest appearance, and there will be a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the chance to compete in the annual pig racing competition or try your luck at the enchanted diamond pickaxe raffle. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

/Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, blocktopia, Chikafuji Lisa, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Hoshino Char, Inukai Purin, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Matsuro Meru, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, Nini Yuuna, Orla Gan Ceann, Server, Shimada Tiger, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Ultimate, Uzuki Tomoya, Yomi Cham

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to meet Inukai Purin, the mesugaki dog who can build a house faster than you can say “woof woof.” Or how about hanging out with Hoshino Char, the gunpla extraordinaire who can craft a pickaxe out of thin air?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

400gp, ea, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, SELLING, smp, Wave1

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	1731	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!