Retirement Party MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

social etiquette, family gatherings, Conflict, sarcasm, crying

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

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NoRetirePartyPlz

potluck, Decline, Friend, HR, Boss

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

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HulkCraft: Minecraft server

HulkCraft, Server, Minecraft

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join Hulk Hogan himself in some serious hangin’ and bangin’! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Hulk Hogan will personally wrestle any griefers who try to mess with your builds. That’s right, he’ll body slam them into oblivion!

2. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant wrestling ring, where you can battle it out with other players using only your fists and wrestling moves.

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mobs that are as strong as the Hulkster himself.

4. Every Friday night, we host a dance party where Hulk Hogan DJs and busts out some sick moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Hulk Hogan Hangin and Bangin today for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

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$5K Roadside Minecraft Server

money management, unexpected financial situation, found money, personal finance, windfall management

If you found $5,000 on the road, you should definitely spend it on joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of secret agents who use Minecraft as a cover for their top-secret missions. By joining our server, you’ll be embarking on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond mining on the side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem. Want a pet creeper who won’t explode on you? Well, we can’t promise that one, but we can certainly try.

So forget about spending that $5,000 on something boring like bills or groceries. Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

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PissedCraft 3000

infuriating, maddening, ANNOYED, infuriated, Peeved

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-filled caves, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built boss mobs that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave.

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VirtualCraft: Where Reality and Minecraft Merge

fatal consequences, Reality, virtual reality, Minecraft, virtual simulation

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, in the future, people gonna be so obsessed with VR that they gonna forget they ain’t actually in the game and start tryna use superpowers and jump off cliffs thinking they won’t take fall damage. Like, imagine someone thinking they can fly like Superman and then SPLAT! Haha, it’s gonna be a disaster, man. But on this server, you can live out all your wildest VR fantasies without risking your life. So come join us and let’s get weird together!

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VaxCraft: Ride-Free Boosters

Boost, research, public policy, Effectiveness, behavior change

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we giv free rides to all our players cuz studies show dat it boosts ur vaccination rate! yasss, u heard dat right, get ur shots and hop on our virtual rollercoaster of fun and adventure! we even hav a secret potion dat makes ur character invincible for 24 hours, so u can wreak havoc on all dem creepers and zombies without a care in da world. plus, our community is so lit, u’ll make friends faster dan u can say “diamond sword.” so what u waitin for? join us now and let’s get vaxxed up and game on!

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Pingupongu Server – Where the Penguins Play and the Blocks Break Free! Join now for a chill time with the coolest penguins around!

Seasons, Proud, Maturity, Griefing, Enjoyable environment

PinguSMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP Minecraft server
Features	Whitelisted, vanilla survival experience
Additional Features	Proximity voice chat, admin plugins
Seasons	Multiple seasons planned, world reset after community vote
Rules	No griefing, stealing, etc. Blocks and items logged
Supported Versions	Java and Bedrock

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply for whitelist on our website here!

Q: Are there any commands or extra items on the server?

A: No, the server is truly vanilla with only proximity voice chat and admin plugins added.

Q: Will the world be reset?

A: The plan is to reset the world after a community vote is held after around 6 months.

Q: What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?

A: The server has strict rules against griefing and stealing, with all blocks and items logged for security.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Dave the Diver Minigame Collab, Server, Additional Links, Mary: Bay Goddess, Golden Kraken

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and pure chaos!

Reasons to join our server: 1. Dive into the depths of the ocean with Dave the Diver in our exclusive minigame collaboration! Swim with sharks, find hidden treasures, and maybe even discover Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! 2. Take on the Golden Kraken in our Co-Op and Solo Raid events! Can you defeat this legendary sea monster and claim the ultimate prize? 3. Recruit the most fabulous characters like Sakura, Mary, Neon, and Rosanna to join your team! Build the ultimate squad and conquer the Minecraft world in style! 4. Dress to impress with our current Costume Passes, including the Maiden: Under The Sun, Viper: Shine of Love, Guilty: Wave of Disbelief, and more! Show off your fashion sense while battling creepers and zombies! 5. Use our exclusive codes like NIKKESUMMEREVENT2024 for special rewards and bonuses! Hurry, some codes may “die soon” like NR1Z1FGHH (RIP)!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

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ServeHerCraft – The most unpredictable Minecraft server!

Unpredictable, gender disparities, ATP, Tournaments, Upsets

Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, even the biggest noobs can become pros! Our secret is a special potion made from unicorn tears and dragon scales that instantly turns you into a Minecraft master. Say goodbye to being a loser and hello to being a winner on our server!

But that’s not all! We also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the portal will become the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

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