Retirement Nest Egg MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyHouseFlipper

profit sharing, selling house, lease agreements, homeowners insurance, Son

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

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Retire in Minecraft SMP

retiré, retirement income, long term savings, retirement lifestyle, early retirement

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

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Desert Island Minecraft Server

Events, Cases, Enhancement Stones, Anarchy, Minecraft

Desert Island is a Ukrainian server in Minecraft, the mode is anarchy. Our server has many unique mechanics. For example, Enhancement Stones, which have passive and active abilities. A large number of unique crafts of both ordinary items and default things from Minecraft, which previously did not have craft. More than 20 custom enchantments such as Vampirism or Lava Walkers. And also Events, Guild System, Cases, Region Blocks and much more. Come in, we are waiting only for you 🙂

95.216.92.69:25757

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Tartaria MC

Economy, Relaxed, Steampunk, PvE, Pinataparty

At Tartaria MC, we believe that community is where it all begins. Our Java/Bedrock cross-play server provides a relaxed, grief-free environment where players can come together to pursue their goals, forge new friendships, and create magnificent things. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers jobs to earn money, voting for in-game ranks, keys, and perks. Explore custom crates, connect with our supportive community, and uncover hidden wonders. Forge your legend in TartariaMC!

play.tartariamc.org:25591

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BonesMP: where skeletons party and zombies are the bouncers! Java and Bedrock players welcome, just no creepers allowed!

Griefing, text chat, Bouncers, bedrock, Allowed

BareBonesMP Server Overview
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link:	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap:	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website:	https://barebonesmp.com/

Server Features
24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules
1. No Griefing or Stealing
2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
7. The keyword is andesite
8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How long has BareBonesMP been running?: BareBonesMP has been running since April 25th, 2019, with Season 7 starting on August 5th, 2024.
Is there a dedicated Discord server for BareBonesMP?: Yes, you can join the Discord server for BareBonesMP to be whitelisted and engage with the community.
What are the main features of BareBonesMP?: The server offers 24-7 uptime, vanilla gameplay with enhancing plugins, custom world generation, active community events, and more.
What are the server rules?: The server rules include no griefing or stealing, no hacking or cheating, no discrimination, and being respectful and kind to other members.

CraftyCoast Minecraft Server

ILA strike, SETTLEMENT, longshore strike, strike, ILA

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Biden’s decision-making process? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden himself would struggle to keep up. Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with shipping companies, finalizing contract demands, and strategizing strikes like a pro. Who needs politics when you can be a part of this epic drama? Join now and see if you can handle the madness!

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CarCraft SMP – >when you install Arch on your new car

car computer, Install, car tech, car mods, car technology

🚗 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level! Ever wanted to install Arch Linux on your car? Well, here you can do just that! Our server is filled with crazy mods and plugins that will have you driving around in a car powered by Linux in no time.

Join us for epic car races where you can show off your mad Linux skills while zooming past your friends. But be careful, because the roads are filled with creepers and zombies who are just dying to crash your ride!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take your car on a journey to the Nether? Who needs a portal when you can just drive straight into the fiery depths of the underworld? Just make sure you have enough gas to make it back in one piece!

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your car’s fuel tank). See you on the road, fellow Linux enthusiasts! 🚗🔥💻

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LockCraft: YTA for wanting my door locked

invasion of privacy, door security, cat behavior, privacy, home security

Are you tired of your parents invading your privacy and blaming their problems on you? Do you have a cat who loves to play pranks on you while you sleep? Do you have deranged step family members trying to break into your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where privacy and safety are guaranteed! Our server is so secure, even your cat won’t be able to mess with your stuff. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of toxic family dynamics. So come on over and build your virtual safe haven with us!

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SillySMPChatter

unintelligent speech, bad jokes, Communication, nonsensical phrases, Conversation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered laser beams. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plan? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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BoomerCraft: Back in My Day

VALUES, evolving beliefs, societal expectations, lifestyle changes, Day

Are your parents still living in the Stone Age while you’re out here crafting diamond swords and building epic castles in Minecraft? Then you need to join our server ASAP!

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist logging on. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that breakdance, and villagers that throw the wildest parties.

Forget about your parents’ boring rules and restrictions, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing normal is being totally insane!

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