CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6774
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

1 player sleep, aliens, auto farm, balance, Bounties, Community, Custom, Damage Boosters, Discord, Economy, Extra heart, Fractals, Galore, Items, Jobs, Land claiming, members, ONLINE, Play, PLUTO, Poisoned Weapons, Possibilities, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, Vein Miner, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Java + Bedrock 1.21
Features	Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming Fractals for custom player-created items Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm Active community with 5-10 players online daily Discord with 150+ members

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is a Fractal?	A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

anxiety, attention seeking, Bark, barking, Behavior, Boredom, canine, Communication, discipline, dog, excessive barking, Minecraft, noisy dog, Nuisance, obedience, pet care, pet ownership, problem solving, Server, SOLUTIONS, Territorial, thirdie dog, Training, vocalization

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Players Killed by Monsters:	7061
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

Communication, console, console repair, console warranty, consoles, contact information, customer service, device protection, electronics, extended warranty, follow-up, Gaming, Minecraft, Outreach, reach out, repair services, smp, technical support, video games, warranty coverage, warranty expiration, warranty renewal, warranty services

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

buried past, concealed feelings, confidential revelation, covert behavior, darkest secret, DarkestSecret, deep-seated fear, Forbidden knowledge, guilty conscience, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, Inner Demons, personal confession, private shame, Secrets, SecretSMP, skeletons in the closet, suppressed memory, undisclosed information., undisclosed truth, unspoken confession, untold story

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2945	Emeralds Found:	3625
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

Acts, appreciation, big, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Impact, KindCraft, Kindness, love, Making A Difference, meaningful connection, positive influence, positivity, ripple effect, Small, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, unexpected kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3393	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	261	Falling into the Void:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, joint interception, kyiv, military cooperation, missile defense, missile threat, MissileMayhemCraft, nato alliance, NATO chief, Peacekeeping, Russian missiles, Rutte, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Zelensky

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Votes:	5339
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

Armour, blocks, Competitions, Doors, Egos, Fish, Grief, HARD, Impressive.., Map, MCVerseCity, Minecraft, no, Phantom, Players, PvP, Reset, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, SIZE, smp, Spawners, stands, Title, toggle, Wars

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	873	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	167

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/grandmas-house/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

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