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Epic Land Quest 1.21.2
Yo, bro, forget about retiring in the countryside, join this Minecraft server instead! Why live a quiet life with a couple of boring pets when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer? Plus, who needs real money when you can build your dream property in the game and live like a king? Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life! -
Retire in Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!
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WelfareWarriors Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everyone is on a mission to achieve the ultimate goal of living off welfare like a boss! Why wait until retirement to relax and chill when you can start living the good life now in our virtual world?Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?
But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!
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BoomerCraft: Endgame Edition
are you tired of being a n00b in minecraft? are you ready to level up and become a LEGEND? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be!we got dragons that poop diamonds, villagers that breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.
join us and you’ll be able to ride a pig into battle, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and fight a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
retirement age is for losers, come join us and become a minecraft GOD!
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BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible! -
Atoq
Atoq Vanilla+ Origins SMP
Features Description Long-term seasons Enjoy extended seasons on the server Events and polls Participate in various events and polls Whitelist application Apply to join the server’s whitelist Established community Join an active community with supportive staff Modpack - Better ender dragon fight, enchanting system, horses, minecarts, overworld, and end generation
- In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
- More customization, building stuff, and quality of life mods
Lore and factions Experience a rich lore and join factions Java version Java v1.21.1 Custom origins Unique custom origins for players Self-advertisement channels Promote your content through designated channels Season 2 just started!
FAQs
1. How can I join the server?
To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.
2. Are there any specific rules on the server?
Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in the #rules channel on our Discord server.
3. What kind of events are held on the server?
We host a variety of events, including PvP tournaments, building contests, scavenger hunts, and more. Keep an eye on the #events channel for upcoming event announcements.
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Mystic Realm Adventure 1.21.2
Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy anime battle royale! Imagine all the shojo characters getting wrecked by giant cocks – it’s pure madness!We’ve got custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a total badass. Plus, the world is filled with wacky surprises and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.
And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles – you’ll be facing off against insane creatures that will test your skills to the max.
So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – things are about to get seriously weird!
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PuppyPaybackCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unexpected responsibilities, just like taking care of your ex-girlfriend’s dog, Max! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your ex found out you rehomed Max for $500!Explore our server and meet new friends who understand the importance of setting boundaries and taking charge of your own life. Build your own virtual dog shelter and show the world that you can make tough decisions, just like rehoming Max to a loving new owner.
Don’t worry about being called a “psycho” or a “monster” by your ex and mutual friends, because on our server, we celebrate bold moves and standing up for yourself. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together, just like the moment you decided to sell Max for some extra cash!
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NormieWeirdo Minecraft SMP
Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane, dude. Like, the owner is a unicorn who farts rainbows and the admins are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.But wait, there’s more. The main goal of the server is to build the tallest tower made entirely out of mashed potatoes. And every full moon, there’s a massive dance party where everyone has to wear chicken costumes. It’s like a cult, but with more blocky graphics.
Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on the server are all friendly and just want to give you hugs? Yeah, no more creepers blowing up your stuff, now they just want to cuddle. It’s like living in a weird, alternate universe where everything is just… weirdly normal.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying llamas, they’re a real doozy.
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BlockyLoveGoneWrong
Are you tired of your significant other spending more time with their phone than with you? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!Our server is so addicting, your partner won’t even have time to check their phone. They’ll be too busy building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring our crazy custom biomes.
Plus, studies have shown that couples who play Minecraft together have a stronger bond. So why waste time arguing about who left the toilet seat up when you could be working together to defeat the Ender Dragon?
Join our server today and watch your relationship blossom like a beautiful red tulip in a field of creepers.