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CraftyDateDisaster

awkward dates, awkward moments, bad date experiences, bad dates, CraftyDateDisaster, cringeworthy dates, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating nightmares, disastrous dates, embarrassing dates, nightmare dates, terrible dates, worst date, worst date ever, worst date stories, worst first date

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	199
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Picture this: you’re on a date in Minecraft, everything is going smoothly until your date accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on you. But fear not, on our server, we have special anti-creeper repellent that will keep those explosive pests at bay. Join us for a chance to find love and survive the ultimate date night disaster!

UkraineCraft: Revenge of the West

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, intervention, Military, Military Action, nato, peace talks, Political, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, sanctions, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, West

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Farms Harvested:	190
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

So there’s this Minecraft server where Ukraine is finally getting back at Russia, but in a totally virtual way. We’ve got epic battles, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your revenge. Join us and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russians once and for all! Plus, we’ve got free diamond armor for all new players because why not? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

AngleCraft360

270 degrees, 270-degree angle, AngleCraft360, angles, angles in a circle, circle, circle measurements, Circles, Degrees, geometric angles, geometric shapes, Geometry, Math, math concepts, mathematical angles, Mathematics, measurements, quarter circle, quarter points, shapes, Trigonometry

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

come join our minecraft server where we embrace the 270-degree angle like it’s our best friend. forget about the boring ol’ 90, 180, and 360 degrees – we’re all about that weird and wacky 270!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. on our server, you can ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and then watch it get blown up by a friendly creeper.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary 270-degree diamond sword – the most powerful weapon in all of minecraft. but be careful, because rumor has it that the sword is guarded by a pack of zombie villagers who love to break out into dance parties when they’re not trying to eat your brains.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of the 270-degree angle in minecraft!

Little boy

Brazil, Clans, Economy, Events, Fun, little boy, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pets, Server, Shops, Survival, Wars

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🌟 Welcome to Minezinho 🌟 🛡️ The Official Minecraft Brazil Server! 🛡️IP JAVA: jogar.minezinho.com IP BEDROCK: jogar.minezinho.com PORTA: 19132━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Be part of the largest and most welcoming Minecraft server in the Brazilian community! At Minezinho, we offer an unparalleled gaming experience with a diverse and friendly community.– ⚔️ Skill System (mcMMO)– 🏰 Clans and Wars– 💰 Dynamic Economy– 🎁 Reward Boxes– 🐾 Pets– 🔄 Exchange System– 📅 Daily Events– ✨ And much more!━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🎉 Your Fun is Our Priority 🎉minezinho.com━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

jogar.minezinho.com:27045

Tomoso’s SMP (bland as unseasoned chicken)

1.20.6, bland, chicken, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, feel, France, Land Claims, located, Minecraft, original, Papermc, Plugins, Preserve, quality of life, RUN, select, Server, smp, Tomosos, unseasoned, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/CEwNzQXTXY

FAQ

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: No, we do not allow land claims to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

Q: What kind of economy does the server have?

A: We have a diamond based economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: We have a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.

Blocky Desi Disasters Minecraft Server

Bigotry, blocky, Desi, Disasters, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, harmful stereotypes, hate, Hate Speech, immigration, Indian Immigrants, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2668	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigrants on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no Indian immigrant policy! Say goodbye to curry-loving griefers and join us for a truly immigrant-free experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!

Join our server today for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Indian immigrants – they’re everywhere!

LastTolerableYear Minecraft Server

2019, current events, economic uncertainty, global events, global perspective, historical events, impactful events, international relations, internationally, last tolerable year, LastTolerableYear, major changes, memorable year, Minecraft, pivotal moments, political turmoil, Server, significant year, social unrest, speaking, world affairs, world news, Year In Review

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Remember the good old days of 2019 when everything was still somewhat normal? Well, forget about that because this Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of TNT.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a giant squid into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge a group of evil bunnies to a dance-off? 2019 may have been tolerable, but this Minecraft server is anything but boring. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server

art shows, baseball, Business, career, children, dance recitals, family, finance company, Guilt, high position, long hours, Minecraft, missed events, parenting, Priorities, provide for family, Sacrifices, Server, soccer games, sports games, travel, work meetings, work-life balance

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work and family life just like the dad in this story! Join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids’ baseball games, dance recitals, art shows, and soccer games all at the same time!

Forget about missing out on important moments in your kids’ lives, on our server, you can be the ultimate super dad/mom and show up for every event with just a click of a button. No more guilt trips from your virtual spouse about missing out on family time – because in our Minecraft world, you can have it all!

Join now and experience the joy of being present for your kids while still climbing the corporate ladder in style. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t be the asshole dad in this story, join our server and be the hero your kids deserve!

MineCraftBachBash

Apology, bachelorette party, Christian, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, FAITH, friendship, Hijab, long-term friendship, MineCraftBachBash, Muslim, personal choice, reconciliation, Respect, respect for beliefs, special occasions, tradition, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of friendship? Look no further than our server, where even the most scandalous situations get resolved with a happy ending!

Join us for a wild ride of hijab drama, Christian fiance apologies, and a bride who just can’t seem to keep her photos straight. Our server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and heartwarming resolutions you never knew you needed in your Minecraft experience.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a community where friendships last two decades and weddings are a regular occurrence. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hijab controversy that ends in a heart-to-heart chat and a promise to keep it in the past.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because where else can you find such outrageous stories and heartwarming endings in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyPleasureLand

activities, calming, CraftyPleasureLand, enjoyment, Fulfilling, gratifying, hobbies, interests, leisure, mental health, non-sexual, pastimes, Peaceful, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfying, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	73

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!