retirement homes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Kickin’ Kids Minecraft Madness
Abuse, cruise, Family Values, home, inherit, kick, kickin, Kids, madness, Minecraft, parents, pipo, Rent, retirement homes, Revenge, Sell, trip, Tropics, tyrone, vacation, yt
Are you tired of living in a world where parents kick you out the moment you turn 18? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, parents are banned from kicking you out! In fact, they have to pay YOU rent if they want you to stay in their virtual home.
But that’s not all – on our server, parents are so obsessed with their vacation cruise trips that they would rather sell their homes than pass them down to their kids. And if that’s not crazy enough, they’ll even put their own parents in retirement homes as revenge, knowing they’ll be abused by someone named Tyrone.
So if you’re looking for a server where family values are thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme, join us today! Just watch out for those sneaky yt pipo…

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New Server IP
MemeCraft Mayhem
Bedwars, Chaos, Community, Community Events, creativity, Cross-Play, Currency, data packs, Features, Friendly, funny, grown up, Hub World, Mini Games, Mods, money economy, OneBlock, resource packs, Resources, smp, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, Vanilla, vibrant
Welcome to MemeCraft Mayhem, the ultimate grown-up Minecraft SMP where chaos and creativity collide! Dive into a vibrant world packed with features and a community that’s all about having fun. Here’s what makes our server a one-of-a-kind experience:
Epic Hub World: Start your journey in our hub world, where you can meet clickable NPCs ready to teleport you to different game modes and explore upcoming mini-games. We’re always adding more, so there’s always something new to check out!
Money Economy: We’ve added a money economy system to keep things fresh. Earn currency as you play, trade with fellow players, and buy or sell resources to build your dream base. With endless blocks, ores, and enchantments, the possibilities are limitless!
The SMP Experience: Dive into our core MemeCraft Mayhem SMP, where classic survival is enhanced with a funny twist. We’ve packed it with hilarious ‘edibles’ for those looking for a unique and amusing gameplay experience, plus tons of custom resources to make your builds stand out.
Modded Madness: We’re all about keeping the game exciting with data packs and resource packs that bring new life to the server. From cute Mcplayz figures as totems to custom mobs and more, our mods keep you on your toes.
Community Fun: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players who love to chill, build, battle, and laugh together. Participate in server events, explore our creative hub world, or just hang out and chat with new friends.
Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or just have a laugh, MemeCraft Mayhem has something for you! Join today and become part of the chaos!
85.190.164.55:28782

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Crafty 9/11 Minecraft Server
9/11, anniversary, Crafty, emotions, Grief, healing, Hope, Impact, joy, memorial, Minecraft, national security, Never forget, patriotism, Reflection, Remembrance, resilience, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Terrorism, Tragedy, Unity
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your blocky world!
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and golden apples (and maybe a few surprises like exploding sheep).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away with you. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles where you can challenge other players to duels on top of a giant floating pancake.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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Minecraft SMP: TheCraftyCreeperSquad
emasculation, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male empowerment, male insecurity, male mental health, male self-esteem, male self-image, male self-worth, male stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, Men, mental health, Minecraft, self loathing, self-hatred, simp culture, smp, societal expectations, TheCraftyCreeperSquad, toxic masculinity
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with a wild mix of players who are either simping over each other or contemplating some extreme body modifications.
Join us if you want to witness the craziest love triangles and quadrilaterals unfold right before your eyes. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama, am I right?
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever experience. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their chests with nothing but dirt blocks, the possibilities are endless!
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, look no further. Just be prepared to either fall in love or lose a body part along the way. It’s all in good fun, right?

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New Server IP
LightcraftSMP
Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Slovenian, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Slovenian minecraft server called LightcraftSMP has minigames Kitpvp, Bedwars. We also have a Vanilla survival experience
23.109.82.8:26489

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Nijicure Fun Minecraft Server
AAA studios, coding, collaboration, Creative Direction, designers, Development, experienced programmers, Fangame, Fun, game art, game design, game development, game development team, game industry professionals, Game Programming, idea generation, indie game development, Minecraft, NIJICURE, project management, Server, Software Development, team assembly
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We are on a mission to create the ultimate nijicure – a magical land filled with rainbows, unicorns, and glitter explosions!
But here’s the catch – we need a team of experienced programmers and designers to make this dream a reality. If you’ve ever worked at a AAA studio and want to put your skills to the test in the most ridiculous way possible, then this is the server for you!
Join us on this wild adventure as we turn the world of Minecraft upside down and create a nijicure like no other. Who needs boring old coding when you can be a part of something truly magical? So grab your sparkles and let’s get crafting!

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New Server IP
Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #2239
appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair, E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff, Ego, FAQs, Full-Stopped By A Bullet, general, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #5, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Refraction Railway Line 5, Required reading, season 5, sinner, smp, Steam, Target Extraction, The 5th Walpurgisnacht, Upcoming Event, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Dreaming and try not to get lost in its twisted reflections.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 for a masquerade party like no other, or take a spin on Line 5’s Merry Go Round and try not to puke from all the spinning.
Upcoming Event: The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it’s gonna be wild!
Current Extractions include the Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair and the E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff. Can you handle the madness?
And don’t forget, this game is tied to Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect spoilers galore. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just dive in headfirst and see what happens?
Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a ride you won’t soon forget. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates.
So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a masquerade train, face off against a mirror monster, and get full-stopped by a bullet all in one day? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now!

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New Server IP
Latin Empire
Adventure, Boxpvp, building, challenge, Community, Competition, Crafting, creativity, Exploration, Mini Games, multiplayer, OneBlock, open world, PvE, PvP, Resource Management, Sandbox, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla
Welcome to Latin Empire!
Immerse yourself in the ultimate Survival adventure with a twist. Our server offers you a unique experience, where you can explore and survive in different modalities:
Vanilla PVE World: Live the true essence of Minecraft in a pure and challenging environment. Team up with friends, build your base, and face the dangers of the environment in an undisturbed world. Survival is in your hands!
PVP World: Do you have what it takes to prove that you are the best? Challenge other players in intense battles. Demonstrate your skill, strategy and strength in combat.
BoxPVP: Enter a closed arena where only the strongest survive. Test your luck and skill in an adrenaline-filled environment.
OneBlock: Start your adventure in a single block and expand your world from there. Build from scratch and create a paradise in the air, overcoming every challenge you face!
Skyblock: Lives high up with limited resources. Work as a team or alone to expand your island and turn it into a fortress in the sky.
play.imperio-latino.net:25568

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RuneScape Filtered Minecraft Server
Adventure, Character customization, Combat, FANTASY, filtered, free to play, Gaming Community, gaming events, Gaming Platform, gaming updates., in-game currency, leveling up, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, Quests, role-playing game, runescape, Server, Skills, virtual world
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it got filtered by Runescape! That’s right, we’re so next level that even Runescape couldn’t handle us.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored cheese? The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Why Can’t We Buy TPU From Google? Minecraft SMP
Artificial Intelligence, beefy processors, Buy, cloud computing, corelit, data centers, deep learning, GOOGLE, Hardware, hardware development, high performance computing, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, Processors, semiconductor industry, silicon valley, smp, tech industry, Technology, technology giants, TPU
Are you tired of boring old servers with weak TPU? Well, look no further because our server has the beefiest TPU you’ve ever seen! We’re talking TPU so strong, Google won’t even sell it to us because they’re jealous of our corelit power.
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame it on the TPU). Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if the TPU decides to go rogue).

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Steal Our Women? Take Yours! Minecraft Server
Minecraft, Server, steal, Women
Are you tired of getting your women stolen on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, if anyone tries to steal your Minecraft girlfriend, we’ll just steal theirs! It’s a wild west out there, so join us if you’re ready to defend your pixelated love at all costs. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all players who prove their loyalty by building the tallest tower made entirely out of dirt. So come join us, unless you’re too chicken to protect your virtual relationships!

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