retirement home Minecraft Servers

Retirement Home

  • ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

    ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

    Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

    Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

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  • BoomerLeaks Nursing Home Security

    BoomerLeaks Nursing Home Security

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? retired intelligence officers, like the ones who used to be all sneaky and stuff, are now in a nursing home, right? and get this, they’re leaking all this super top secret classified info to the nursing home staff! like, imagine being a nurse and finding out that mrs. smith in room 203 used to be a spy or something. it’s like a real life spy movie, but in a nursing home! join our minecraft server and uncover all the crazy secrets these old spies are spilling. it’s gonna be wild, dude. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HouseHuntingHubby

    HouseHuntingHubby

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers!

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join our server for the most epic adventures and build your dream house…or should we say, retirement home? That’s right, on our server, you can plan for your golden years while battling creepers and zombies!

    And get this, on our server, you can buy houses in your mother-in-law’s name! Because who needs legal rights or future claims when you can have a house that’s practically a family heirloom?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about making decisions without consulting your spouse, because who needs communication when you can just build a house and hope for the best?

    So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the tension, and the sheer madness of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life soap opera plot twist. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • SchoolyardShootout Minecraft Server

    SchoolyardShootout Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even crazier than the news in Germany! Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs to worry about being shot by their own father when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs instead? Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any creepy caregivers lurking around. Trust us, this server is the place to be for some insane fun! Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PiggyCraft – Not Just for Pigs!

    PiggyCraft – Not Just for Pigs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where pigs actually ARE shaped like banks! yea you heard that right, our pigs are walking, oinking, money-holding machines. imagine riding into battle on a flying piggy bank, dropping coins on your enemies like a boss.

    not only that, but our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that are guarded by dancing llamas. you gotta bust a move to get past them and claim your loot.

    oh, and did we mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can catch it? yea, it’s like a magical game of tag with a mythical creature.

    so come on over and join the fun on our server where the pigs are banks and the llamas are dancers. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BrainShrinkCraft

    BrainShrinkCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will shrink like a raisin from too much benzos! u wanna forget where u put ur diamond sword? join us! we got u covered! our server is like a maze for ur brain cells, u won’t know which way is up! come on in and let the madness begin!

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  • Grass Stackin’ Down Under – Where even the kangaroos survive better than in real life! Towny, City Rewards included!

    Grass Stackin’ Down Under – Where even the kangaroos survive better than in real life! Towny, City Rewards included!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

    Player Base Whitelisted, preferably 18+ for a mature and chill ambiance
    Gameplay Mods “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, “Mystical Agriculture”, etc.
    Commands /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands available
    In-Game Social Proximity voice chat, town building emphasis
    Server Life Scripted Dungeons, community events

    FAQs

    1. How can I join the server?

    For application and more information, please check out the discord server: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

    2. Is the server new?

    No, this season has been running since early April, 2024.

    3. What age group is preferred for players?

    Preferably 18+ for a mature and chill ambiance.

    4. Are there any special mods on the server?

    Yes, mods like “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, “Mystical Agriculture” are featured.

    5. What social features are available in-game?

    Proximity voice chat and emphasis on town building and community building.

    6. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    Scripted Dungeons with rewards, community events to bring players together.

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  • CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

    CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old combat systems in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic combat system inspired by Final Fantasy 7 Remake and Rebirth! Imagine battling creepers and skeletons with the same intensity as Cloud Strife taking on Sephiroth. It’s a game-changer, literally!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of combat like never before. Swing your diamond sword with finesse and unleash powerful spells on your enemies. Who needs boring old PvP when you can have epic battles that rival those in AAA games?

    Don’t miss out on this revolutionary experience. Join now and show everyone who the true master of combat is in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

    CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the magical phenomenon of a big green dot appearing on the 12-hour chart every time Bitcoin hits 56,400! Legend has it that this green dot brings good luck and fortune to all players who are online at that moment. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of the green dot on your side? Join now and become the richest player in the virtual world!

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  • HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

    HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living with a stinky sibling who hasn’t showered in weeks? Do you dread the thought of friends coming over and being assaulted by the smell of dirty socks and unwashed bodies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, cleanliness is next to godliness!

    Join our server and escape the horrors of living with a hygiene-challenged family member. No more skid-marked underwear to clean up, no more long toenails causing foot pain, and definitely no more breath that could knock out a creeper. We offer a safe haven for those who appreciate the sweet scent of soap and the joy of a freshly trimmed nail.

    Our server is a sanctuary for those who value personal hygiene and want to build a world free from the stench of neglect. So come join us and leave the smelly sibling drama behind. After all, who needs real-life hygiene battles when you can have a clean and fragrant virtual world to escape to?

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